Friday Dopamine Dump (37 photos)

  • Dr Fapenstein

    #7 Lil Wayne wuz here

    • The J

      Can't be Lil Wayne. There are more than just $1 bills in there.

      • Marc Wrz

        It's actually photoshop, it's from a photo challenge on gizmodo from like a month ago.

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      People who do that shit with dollar bills should be knocked the fuck out.. What a bunch of wankers

  • dbsnydes

    #2 whatcha thinkin bout?

    • etcrr

      hmmm, Hippo stuffs

    • HUNK

      Hippo Stuff

      • Underbaker

        Timing is everything. 😦

        • mememe

          Hippo Stuff

          • Underbaker

            Timing is everything. 😦

            • fibonacci5150

              just hippo stuff

    • vel

      I hate when I get that drunk.

  • Takingbackcider

    #34 Fuck yeah!!! To the pub!

    • Rafael-RS

      to the supermarket and then to the streets for binge drinking
      yyaayyy I love Brasil, auhahuahuahuauh

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #10 It's uncanny!!!

    • LisaL

      thats my boyfriend

    • Devon

      you're kidding right?

    • j.

      They are the same person.

      • Corey

        and Capt. Killjoke strikes again

      • john

        yes they are


          The Chive is dumb as a post… Who the fuck doesn't know that that Dave Grohl is both drummer/back up vocals for Nirvana, and lead vocals of Foo Fighters, I mean… come on. Submit a correction by Monday, or I will not return to the chive. Every other dumbass post I have over looked due to the majority of awesomeness, but after this I think I will start an anti-chive movement, boycotting thechive.

          • drew

            u realize that they put it up because they found it on, which is funny because everybody on the planet knows that dave grohl was the drummer for nirvana, except for dbags like yourself who would blame the good people at the chive for such an asinine misktake. so u better check ur tone before threatening the chive like they give a fuck if u came back. seriously? u just said to the people with probably the greatest site in world that u will not come back? not only do they not give a shit but they no that ur full of shit because tomorrow is cat saturday and nobody fucks with cat saturday. so in conclusion ur a dickhead…… BOOM Does ya mother sew

    • Greenbean91

      Because its the same guy….

    • Troll

      insert tactical facepalm pic

      • Underbaker
        • AmBush_Steve

          Hey Baker, are you aware that you can downsize pictures that you bring in from other sites? It allows them to be used without needing the scroll bar. i.e., your pic could look like this:

          <img src="" alt="Face Palm" width="333" height="250"/>

          Makes them easier to look at that's all. Forgive me if you know how to do this already and intended for your pic to be that size. Just reply though if you'd like me to let you know how.

          • Underbaker

            I tried but it wouldn't resize, not sure what I did wrong. here is what I added "?w=500&h=333" after the .jpg, is there something else I should have done?

            • Underbaker

              Yes, please help me. Knowing that the outside parenthesis should be greater/less then signs how would I fix this (img src="😉 so it would be small like yours?

              • AmBush_Steve

                When you click on the photo to get the properties (URL), you’ll note the dimensions of the photo. In your original they were 750 x 600. On the chive, I’ve noticed that anything larger than 500 takes up too much room. What I did with yours was cut each of the dimensions in half to resize the pic to 375 x 300. You can make it &frac34; size by multiplying each of the dimensions by .75 or &frac14; size by multiplying by .25. If you don’t downsize them equally (or close) you’ll end up with a stretched image. Here’s how you enter the new dimensions:

                (img src="; alt="Tactical Face Palm" width="375" height="300"/)

                I hope I didn’t insult your intelligence by any of what I’ve described above, sorry if I did, certainly not intentional.

                Apparently you can leave out the stuff in quotes after the alt but I haven’t tried it yet.

                Have fun,


    • sptd

      it is the same person. his name is Dave Grohl.

      • Kowabunga

        didn't that guy win a grammy this year or something?

        • Bored

          Which one?

          • CapnMFingPlanet

            all of them bored, all of them. oh and both of them. the one on the right is the foo fighter's tour drummer 😉

        • illuminati

          lead singer of his band dies, learns to sing, play the guitar, and wins multuple grammys

          • DUMBASSSES

            He sang all the time for Nirvana, there was always a mic set up beside his drum kit… but it was Kurt Cobain's band, so yeah.

    • Whaa

      Whatever happened to that lead singer of Nirvana anyways? Don't hear much from him anymore.

      • Boom!


        • Johnny K.

          I'm pretty sure he's now a cross dresser named Courtney Love….

        • OpMongoose

          Once again that comment made me laugh out loud, after reading people that were serious like "it the same guy" fucking no shit you must be like 19. Your comment was fucking gold if I may. "HEADSHOT" boom!

    • jwpcwrd

      Hilarious thread…

    • rollee

      That's Dave Grohl in both pics… he was the Nirvana drummer.

    • bradlygrey

      They look so much alike beacuse they are the same guy.

    • Jebus

      Watch Back and Forth! Foo Fighters documentary.. So good. Am a bigger Nirvana fan but the documentary lets you appreciate Grohl

    • Plante

      Apparently a good part of the people who visit this site have no sense of humor.

      • Mick

        Insert anti-joke chicken meme

    • borrt

      because they are the same guy

  • Verbal_Kint

    #26 This looks better than ice road truckers…

    • hereforthefood

      Like a Bus

  • etcrr

    #2 has a set of balls that are as big as the hippo

    • @McBeastie666

      like your mom

      • etcrr

        Hey dumbass, You say I'm a hypocrite yet you say the most lame ass comments that a third grader says. Time to Grow Up

        • mittens

          It's "hypocrite".

          • DaddyD


            • jer

              LMAO hippo-crite

  • Scotty

    i guess we could do that.

  • Del

    #18 mmmmmmm beeeeeer

    • Michael G

      Can i lick your lips after girls?

      • Kowabunga

        What the fuck is that stupid gnome doing in the picture?

  • Verbal_Kint

    #33 Probably the prettiest thing I've seen all week.

    • 8track technology


      • Jeff


      • Jason


    • Everclear

      FIND HER.

    • Bob

      Ulya Trukhina

    • hahaha


  • bmw11585

    #24 Actually yeah… its the 5th.

    • tgrandt

      False. If it was a Valentine's day gift, she would have swallowed.

      • Ay Ay Caramba

        …or taken it in the pooper.

    • 16inchzipper

      I'm September 13th. It was a helluva New Years Party, or so I've heard.

      • Underbaker

        Sep first for me, must of been a Christmas gift.

    • @Alejandro_gado

      me too 10th

    • PDY

      They mean a valentine's gift FOR your mother

    • hppy vday 2 my hbby

      my son…the 10th.

    • Tyler Durden

      ahhhahahaha your mom is a whore

    • r151

      Oct 12.
      Dad's B-day: Jan15.

    • kenaws

      October 1- New Year's Eve.

  • Anonymous

    #37 – Who is this majestic female?

    • EasternCanuck

      Nina Dobrev

      • Anonymous

        Thanks! I don't think even she would make it worth watching :/

    • Anonymous

      Nina Dobrev from The Vampire Diaries

    • Some guy

      Pretty sure it the chick from Vampire Diaries.

      • adMANistrator

        man card revoked

        • Some guy

          Harsh tokes man, I'm only guilty of having a girlfriend and only one TV.

    • just_some_guy

      Before that she was from Degrassi: The Next Generation as was Shenae Grimes, alson on the CW. Filthy hot Canadians strike once again.


      • StormChaser

        Bulgarian actually

        • jessica

          Shes fluent

    • AllanA

      Nina Dobrev, she's from Toronto, she went to my old high school

      • Taylor

        pics or it didn't happen

      • JTYorke

        You went to Degrassi? She had a kid, so you know she's a sloot.

      • Johnny Phoenix

        Good ol' Wexford.

    • I Hope Vampires Suck
    • Johnny K.

      Majestic… Kudos on the appropriate and kick-ass adjective… I tip my hat to you, Sir…

  • Shar11

    #7…dream house for me!

  • scotty


    • Dobby

      yeah, and?

  • driftwoodprose

    #21 and #23 are very applicable to my life. I appreciate that.

    • joe pancake

      those pictures are never funny, idk why they are featured every other day

  • Chelsea!

    #33 Is fricken adorable!

    • Matilda

      Seriously, too cute!

  • etcrr

    #4 OMG!! It bounced!

    • fos

      omg, you suck.

      • Lame ass

        and your no better dipshit

        • sit ubu sit good dog

          neither are you peanut…

  • Del

    #36 crazy chicks are great in the sack…….. when done, get out fast….

    • Johnny K.

      "Never promise crazy a baby." – George Bluth


    Wow, he could be twins!

    • Devon

      are you kidding me?

    • Greenbean91

      Same guy.

    • justin

      Sometimes sarcasm doesn't translate well..^^^

      • blue_bronco

        The people that own the internet need to create a font for sarcasm.

    • Ay Ay Caramba

      the dude on the left looks much older, though…

  • Royce

    #1 Make haste! I hear the cannibals coming!

  • Dan

    Run Sarah run

    • Lamboe


    • nothankyou

      That comment was even better than the picture. Well done. Excuse me while I change my pants.

  • DEL

    #9 I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • TheBAMFinater

      Great episode.

    • The_Interwebz

      Shrinkage, sir. It is indeed, a thing…

  • My_3_Things

    #11 I f-ing love that!

  • Royce

    #3 They see me rollin…

  • AmBush_Steve

    #33 & #37

    That "Welcome to Paradise" sign should be over them.

  • Royce

    #9 I WAS IN THE POOL!!! Do women know about shrinkage?

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