Ummm….I’m sorry, we’re not hiring (31 Photos)

  • Viktor

    Seemed like a good idea at the time

  • Jcop


    I wonder how many guys……you know……….have put it in there?

    • Rod

      That hole is a bit on the small side….

      • Jeff

        not if shes into asians

    • testudo321

      And when she is eating ….. THE HORROR…

      • SadeShadz

        Ahahaaa xD OMG! What about when she drinks?!

        • panama99

          Maybe she (i'm assuming it's a she) has a cork or a plug oof some sort she inserts into the hole, like a wine stopper.

          • SadeShadz

            o.o oh my! lmao!!!

          • Ray T

            That's some funny shit.

          • Cajun

            Made my day lol:)

    • Cavall

      I'd say none, because no guy would stick his dick near this thing.

    • slany

      I'm pretty sure there is plastic or something there, so it's like a window. Nothing comes out.

    • dirtybongh2o

      ive seen this pic before, its been cropped. thats a dude! lol why would anyone do that, of half of this shit! lol

    • fil

      prevent your kids from chewing tobacco

    • Underbaker

      Now that it was said that it is a plastic/Lucite plug you can see the spit on the inside up against it. I wonder if it pops out when he/she sneezes or pops in if they drink a really thick shake?

    • Gregoero

      if I zombie apocalypse happened, I wouldn't hesitate to blow the rest of her face off

    • Brian

      Shit, I'd put my dick in it just so I can tell my friends a funny story…

  • Bost

    #25 closest he'll get to a vag……..

    • ChelseaRules

      Why would he choose to get a saggy vagina tattooed onto himself? At least go for the wizard sleeve-less look.

    • amazonjade

      The clit is too far up… or maybe it's just all stretched out!!

  • Mattchew


  • awhite2020


    He could probably get a job at the bugles snack factory.

    • ilmill

      I swear this dud was on Americas Got Talent last year…

      • ilmill

        HA!I meant dude, but you know what? Dud works even better.

  • awhite2020


    I would never hire this girl! Anyone that wears a paper towel shirt is not good for business at my gynecology practice.

  • Blunt

    These people only have one hope of getting hired…..Hot Topics

    • UGTP

      or the place they got pierced or the tattoo from lol but you stand corrected lol

      • oopieceacandy

        Oh come on guys theres always the circus!

  • Hazzaa

    Why chive? #13 looks like the death star crashed into his forehead

    • Dan

      That might actually be a result of an injury, and not a permanent self-mutilation like the others.

      • ost

        But the poorly done neck tattoos aren't :/

      • AmyK

        I've seen people with that before. It's not an injury. They have saline pumped under their skin for some insane reason. I wonder what would happen if you punched him in the forehead…

        • Katie


    • Master_Rahl

      hoping that's just a result of injury and not an attempt at a second scrotum.

      • Barry McKokkinner

        I think he was going for the "tit-head" look. Just needs a nipple. 🙂

    • ChelseaRules

      I wonder what was going to happen at 7:30

  • Scott

    Number 9 for some reason is just plain freaky. All of them need their own island. GITMO is free isn’t it?

    • fixedthatforyou


  • awhite2020

    Is anyone else getting a stupid ad for a golf game that makes this obnoxious golf swing sound? Bullsh*t.

  • MigraineBoy

    #18 is a tattoo artist. He did the #23 tattoo. She said she wanted only three stars and she fell asleep during the tattooing, resulting in 56 stars.

    • Dan

      I'm betting she's lying about that.

    • nick

      Aye she later admitted that she had asked him for what she got.

      • the_junglist

        She was afraid of what her dad would would do when he saw her, so she claimed she fell asleep. You slept while someone was tattooing your skull?! No one bought it, –except the media.

        • Wim

          She had all the stars removed from her face , but 2 weeks ago she went back to the same tattoo artist to get a new tattoo. He took a picture of her and posted it on his facebookpage with the message "Satisfied customers always come back"

          @ MagraineBoy, nick & the _junglist,

          Ook van Belgie?

          • MigraineBoy

            Wim, 't zal wel zijn!Ik ben van Gent. En gij?

            • Wim

              Ik woon in Westerlo

              • __X__

                Nog nooit gepost maar wel nen fervente chiver 🙂
                Altijd leuk om plaatselijk 'nieuws' te zien

                KCCO from Kapellen gasten

                btw … is er iemand van olle al in geslaagd om zo'n KCCO-shirt of nen f*ckin' Bill M. vast te krijgen???

  • NotExactlyADoctor

    #13 That… Looks… Infected.

  • Gswell

    #25 Uh sir.. you have a vagina on your neck

  • DoYouKnow?

    #30 what a pinhead

  • RedRuby131

    I deeply regret opening this post

    • socalmarti

      Me too!!!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #16 This reminds me of the tattoo of a bare chested woman with implants under the skin.

  • War war

    You’re all hired!

  • ChangedByDefault

    #1 Moooooooo

  • Marcus

    Never do another feature like this

  • chrisdg74

    #13 – To quote Ah-nold: "It's not a too-mah!"

  • Nevada

    What in the fuck…

  • Andyyyyyyyyyyy

    #28 My cornsnake brings all the girls to the yard

  • SadeShadz

    #9 #7 Vomit a lil in my mouth! omg! *shudder*

  • English Rob

    At first glance I thought you were circling his beard.

  • Joe

    I swear I’ve seen some of these creatures on Doctor Who…

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