Ummm….I’m sorry, we’re not hiring (31 Photos)

  • GoForth


    His name was Robert Paulson…

  • EmoHobo

    I just honestly don't understand why.

  • Mr. T

    #29 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AH! That hurts my brain to look at and I've only burned myself on accident.

    • BBBB

      what does the right arm say

      • Steve

        Love hurts

    • Mmmm

      In a lot of ways, this is worst one. This person is filthy, unsanitary cry for help.

  • My_3_Things

    #13 has money for tattoos and weird bump thing, but not for a dentist??

  • ANDY7290

    im all for tattoos and a couple piercings but, this stuff is regoddamndiculous

  • Jeremy

    #19 Looks like a solid 7/10 if she would take that shit out of her face.

  • tmach81

    you know it's sad when Hot Topic and the Circus turns you down for a job

  • @JoshDWReeve

    Well…..that, thats pretty damn grim…

  • Lisa

    #9 if you're going to do this shit at least get some braces/crest white strips first

  • dominantone

    #5 put all that shit on his head hoping you wouldn't notice he is cross eyed. didn't work.

  • http://thechive Brock hay

    They all need a better father! !!

  • Anonymous

    #29 lol you misspelled fire

  • amadeeprocter

    This is disgusting, people in other countries do that nasty stuff but do we really have to make Americans look that bad..come on people.

  • Master_Rahl

    #18 I challenge this guy to drink a cup of anything and NOT have it leak out of him cartoon style like Bugs Bunny getting shot full of holes.

  • Master_Rahl

    #24 Something tells me he's on Santa's naughty list…

  • Master_Rahl

    #30 Pinhead has really let himself go.

  • Master_Rahl

    #17 I've always been a fan of chicks with tattoos and piercings. Not a very big fan of tattoos and piercings that have a chick, though. This is the kind of stuff that chases me in my nightmares.

  • K1Strata

    #31 should be captioned with "What's that? I can't hear you!"

  • Anomanom

    Many of these people *REALLY* make me want to sneak up on them with a big subwoofer magnet and stick it to their face. And is it just me, or does #5 look like Jason Statham with face piercings.

  • Benjaminotaur

    I'm a big fan of #5. He has an eye for the unique, and his style is way out there. It seems like some of these people get "The Bug" and just start going to town without thought about what it's going to look like in the end. Kudos to you #5 for true ingenuity in an area that can be woefully overdone

    • Doobsy

      I agree.. Even though it is still a little much for almost everybody else at least it doesnt look like someone just threw a bunch of studs at his face.

  • Hassel Shattnerhoff

    The Chive is great, beer is good and people are crazy.

  • Rick

    #31 he is the only person on earth that can lick his own ear

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  • NJ Dan

    I would have a hard time not busting these strangers balls, if they walked passed me.

  • BostonChiver

    I…I…I hate this.

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