Ummm….I’m sorry, we’re not hiring (31 Photos)

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  • Alucard

    Hands down most disturbing post I've seen on theChive

  • Jezdezpez

    Why are people this retarded? THESE PEOPLE ARE RETARDS!

    • jmorse

      retarded people would even call these people retarded

  • Mr. H

    I just want to punche them all in the fac…….well, anywhere.

  • Anonymous


  • Bry10

    What the F is wrong with these people?

  • Maynard B.

    Can you say "Freak Parade?"

  • AllanA

    #14 WTF?!?

    #25 I know what you were thinking when you looked at this pic…

    This whole post was very disturbing, specially early in the morning

  • K9

    Your FIRED…….. The end.

  • Waleed Tariq

    some more incredible photos
    thank you

  • Elissa

    The cat lady was a little too much this morning!I

  • laxwoman9

    Why are people so damn retarded

  • Shar11

    one word….WOW!!!!

  • starstruck231

    #20 I would hire because its funny. The rest are just terrible.

  • SoBe Bound

    The What the Fuck is strong in this thread.

  • Anonymous

    I like #11, I don’t know what kind of job you could get with that though

  • the inquisition

    Burn them! Burn them with fire!

  • chris

    #19 is kinda cute

  • Anonymous

    at least we finally got to see a vagina on the chive

  • Mike

    Someone needs to bring back the AIDS virus and rub it on all the needles.

    • Leroy Laroche


    • Jes

      uhm I don't think AIDS has gone anywhere.. just saying…

  • SinisteR

    Thank you CHIVE for my daily confirmation that I am not a freak after all. And, in fact, quite a well-adjusted person.

  • Anonymous

    1-31 WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

  • WailingFungus

    I’m gunna have to call you back Mom, gotta pierce my face with a hammer. . . Luv you to ma.

  • Rj

    #14 my classy coworkers met the Drake girl at al iquor store and took her back to his apartment. apparently on the walk over she decided to squat in the middle of the busy street and take a piss. She seems nice…..

  • Ralph Hilborn

    @everyone making "round em up and shoot em" comments:
    You are all extremely closed-minded and I feel bad for all of you because you don't realize that you're being just as discriminatory as someone who says "round up and shoot all the Jews, Gays, Muslims, Blacks."
    Just because you don't understand why someone else would CHOOSE to modify themselves, sometimes extremely, doesn't mean that they're idiots. In fact, quite a few people shown in this very list I know personally, and none of them are idiots. Quite a few friends of mine in the Body Mod community hold Masters Degrees and even Doctorates. They've CHOSEN to modify their bodies for their own desires, and whatever their individual choices were, they are valid because they are their own. Don't degrade someone because you personally don't understand or agree…
    Yes, some people DO modify themselves for negative reasons and some do it purely for attention, but not all and you can't lump everyone into one category just because you don't understand.
    Chive, I love ya, and I get the joke that they're not going to get hired in a "corporate environment" but guess what, they don't want that, so what's your problem? No one with piercings and tattoos has ever criticized and made fun of people who didn't, so why are you? Oh right… because you're all actually bigots.

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