February 26, 2012 |
In: College, FAIL, Funny, Owned
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you can't call yourself a chiver, wyoming or not, if you are this much of a cunt. I hope you die.
Damn. Don't you think that's a little harsh just for asking if they are first? Douchey, yes. A cunt, perhaps, but I don't hope they die. They are still a fellow chiver and us chivers need to keep calm and chive on, not wish death on each other. Can't we all just get along?
I hope you die, fag.
^TIHS FISRT !!!!!
#28 been there
ZOMG TIHS FAGGOT !
#2 Blue Skirt- Find Her!
kcuf that, find both of them broads
And find the dude too. I always loved a drunk date
FIND TIHS !
I FOUND HER!!
Hopefully ruining someone's "First" chance here
HOW COULD U DO TIHS !?!?!?!
#9 What? K-Mart still exists?!
Yea, K-mart sucks. Definitely, K-mart sucks…. gotta get my boxers at K-mart. In cincinnati.
I naturally read it as Wal-mart the first time and re-read it because I didn't trust your comment
#9 Damn, I did the same thing. We've been brainwashed.
BTW, riding the little carts around K-Mart is not really the best way to end a night of drinking…although it does beat some of the other alternatives featured in this post.
Chive, get some new fucking KCCO shirts already!
This Tuesday (feb. 28) at noon. They've been advertising it for like a week dude. Just keep calm and sign on on Tuesday…you'll get one
Keep calm and then get pissed off when they are sold out at 3 01 pm EST….
I'm keeping pretty calm, I already have mine.
Its so much easier to keep calm when you already have both of them I find. Good luck to all chivers this Tuesday though!
So drunk I counted to potato
Sooooo TIHS !!!!!!
3rd tihs wtf is wrong w/ you.
So many girls..
#11 This is how my head feels this morning.
This one was funny as hell
"Listen, Santa can't drink no more milk. Santa has a lactose intolerance, and it gives him horrible gas pains. Do you want to see Santa farting down everybody's chimney?"
#15 made me realize how tired I am right now…couldn't stop laughing at the guy in the backgrounds face.
#15 cheep hotel room, stupid haircuts … must be Marines lol
ah yes, Oceanside, Ca.
Guy in corner jerking it to his buddy getting laid…. Yep , marines…
Was thinking the same exact thing when I saw it.
Eyoooo get summm
Not Marines just ROTC cadets I was the one who took the pic
Cool Story Bro, tell me more
That's even worse than some boot ass Marines out in Oceanside.
#27 I'm so drunk, I can't get the frig door open
More like, who gave her the vodka this time!
U r so unfunny,,
at being lazy
while shopping for more chips and chocolate
The best DAMN country in the world!!!!!
Europeans……pedophiles, rapists, douchebags, sex traffickers, drug addicts…..shall I go on?
This is a good one too.
That's fucking sick.
I can't stop laughing at this!
"Im so hungry, where is the food at??"
#14 hawk nation! It makes me so proud to be a hawkeye!
Why are you proud to suck?
Cyclones over Hawks errday
Hahaha… looks like the Dirty Burge…
Party on Hawkeyes!
Proud to be a Hawkeye who drinks bottled water and redbull to make them hyperactive? Lolzz
Shotgunning a Budlight with LZ tshirt ==Yes
Nursing an 8 oz PBR —- with hipster beard and shitty mohawk– Douchey McDouchemeister
Kohl's band shirts-ftl.
#2 – cant we just order the guy his Jimmy Johns?!?!
Just me or does that belly in #3 look like Curious George?
Now I can't not see it…
#22 Find the brunette
#10 went whaling and brought home his kill
There she blows…………..
Beached perhaps and possibly dried up
I just hope he did not dent it.
Shout out to The University of Iowa! Chive on from Little Rock, AR
#15- ha! Looks like last weekend…
You got boned in a cheap motel by a jarhead while his buddy jerked ti in the corner watching??
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