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Soooo…. you got wasted (28 Photos)

February 26, 2012 | In: College, FAIL, Funny, Owned

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Category: College, FAIL, Funny, Owned

Wyomingchiver

First?

JJJ

you can't call yourself a chiver, wyoming or not, if you are this much of a cunt. I hope you die.

CowboyAdam

Damn. Don't you think that's a little harsh just for asking if they are first? Douchey, yes. A cunt, perhaps, but I don't hope they die. They are still a fellow chiver and us chivers need to keep calm and chive on, not wish death on each other. Can't we all just get along?

Brokeback Adam

I hope you die, fag.

Lance

Good morning!

Allex

^TIHS FISRT !!!!!

Kane W.

#28 been there
Dary

hahaa

Allex

ZOMG TIHS FAGGOT !

iambigd42

#2 Blue Skirt- Find Her!

dizzle

kcuf that, find both of them broads
Patricia

And find the dude too. I always loved a drunk date

Allex

FIND TIHS !

cadet 703

I FOUND HER!!

HatersGonnaHate

Hopefully ruining someone's "First" chance here

Allex

HOW COULD U DO TIHS !?!?!?!

YUP

#9 What? K-Mart still exists?!

The Milkman

K-Mart Sucks.

c-rizzle

Yea, K-mart sucks. Definitely, K-mart sucks…. gotta get my boxers at K-mart. In cincinnati.

soldieringitout

I naturally read it as Wal-mart the first time and re-read it because I didn't trust your comment

GR8 Scott

#9 Damn, I did the same thing. We've been brainwashed.

BTW, riding the little carts around K-Mart is not really the best way to end a night of drinking…although it does beat some of the other alternatives featured in this post.

YUP

Chive, get some new fucking KCCO shirts already!

Sincerely,
Fucking everyone

Mikey

This Tuesday (feb. 28) at noon. They've been advertising it for like a week dude. Just keep calm and sign on on Tuesday…you'll get one

No Doubt

Keep calm and then get pissed off when they are sold out at 3 01 pm EST….

Jacob

I'm keeping pretty calm, I already have mine.

Jim Lillywhite-Buley

Its so much easier to keep calm when you already have both of them I find. Good luck to all chivers this Tuesday though!

Euhhh

So drunk I counted to potato

Allex

Sooooo TIHS !!!!!!

Billy

3rd tihs wtf is wrong w/ you.

zachary

So many girls..
Zedhere

#11 This is how my head feels this morning.

PortAlberniChiver

This one was funny as hell
MattKL

"Listen, Santa can't drink no more milk. Santa has a lactose intolerance, and it gives him horrible gas pains. Do you want to see Santa farting down everybody's chimney?"

Jameswastaken

#15 made me realize how tired I am right now…couldn't stop laughing at the guy in the backgrounds face.
Sean

#15 cheep hotel room, stupid haircuts … must be Marines lol

No You

ah yes, Oceanside, Ca.
Edd

Guy in corner jerking it to his buddy getting laid…. Yep , marines…
Kasey

Was thinking the same exact thing when I saw it.
markkens

Eyoooo get summm
daniel

Not Marines just ROTC cadets I was the one who took the pic

brooktown chiver

Cool Story Bro, tell me more
Dick Salad

That's even worse than some boot ass Marines out in Oceanside.

etcrr

#27 I'm so drunk, I can't get the frig door open

yodaddy

More like, who gave her the vodka this time!
sit ubu sit good dog

U r so unfunny,,

takens05

#9 Americans…

Suckit europe

…are incredible

some guy

at being lazy

sit ubu sit good dog

while shopping for more chips and chocolate

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/chive-awesomeness-8.jpg redsolocups

The best DAMN country in the world!!!!!
haha

Europeans……pedophiles, rapists, douchebags, sex traffickers, drug addicts…..shall I go on?

haha

http://www.dw.de/dw/article/0,,1508383,00.html

haha

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=…
This is a good one too.
Billy

That's fucking sick.

takens05

http://www.memecreator.net/creepy-wonka/showimage…

Joe

#27
I can't stop laughing at this!

Del

"Im so hungry, where is the food at??"

karl

#14 hawk nation! It makes me so proud to be a hawkeye!

chris

Why are you proud to suck?
womp

fuckin gdis
Ora

Cyclones over Hawks errday
Another Hawkeye

Hahaha… looks like the Dirty Burge…
Party on Hawkeyes!
Alex

Proud to be a Hawkeye who drinks bottled water and redbull to make them hyperactive? Lolzz

lorycowery

Zeppelin ftw!

#20

Edd

Shotgunning a Budlight with LZ tshirt ==Yes

Nursing an 8 oz PBR —- with hipster beard and shitty mohawk– Douchey McDouchemeister
mouchette

Kohl's band shirts-ftl.

Lakewoody

http://thechive.com/2012/02/26/soooo-you-got-wast…

#2 – cant we just order the guy his Jimmy Johns?!?!

mouchette

Beach club

AmBush_Steve

Just me or does that belly in #3 look like Curious George?

wut?

Now I can't not see it…

Alex

#22 Find the brunette

janedoe

#jailbait

Mitchiver

#10 went whaling and brought home his kill

shad

There she blows…………..
Alex

Beached perhaps and possibly dried up

Jimbo

I just hope he did not dent it.

Thud

His Head?

Kozi

Shout out to The University of Iowa! Chive on from Little Rock, AR
http://Facebook.com/themarebearchair Girlinatux

#15- ha! Looks like last weekend…

Edd

You got boned in a cheap motel by a jarhead while his buddy jerked ti in the corner watching??

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