Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

  • firstfackers


    • Allex

      ^TIHS |!!!

    • Tommy

      Hits refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh,refresh, refresh, refresh – just to type the word "First" and get a 100 thumbs down….. cool life story

    • bewbz


    • DaddyD

      Ignore these trolls and maybe they will go away.

  • wells

    #15, #16, #51, #50

    Canada continues to impress…

    • firstfackers

      of course canada rocks.. we have the best ladies anywhere, and always chilly here so lotsa Nipple action..

      • Ben

        sexy tan lines too

        • Gogo

          unfortunately the tits are fake

    • MD33

      Oh, Canada!

      • Jon G

        I think you mean…"continues to impress, eh".

    • toban

      GO JETS GO

    • pat

      I'm pround to be a Canadian!!!

      • James

        As am i

    • dane ish

      hockey still sucks.

      • wassup?

        Clearly you have not played or watched it then

      • its_forge

        A hell of a lot more fun to watch than American football. Or baseball. Or basketball.

        • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

          Oh fuck blow my head off.. basketball is stupid

          • From_The_Hip

            That was awesome!

            • That_guy


        • _maxPain_

          As a canadian I must say that the NFL from our friendly neighbors out south (USA) is pretty amazing but Hockey will beat any cricket tournament,Bowling finals and European Soccer and all this,,,, with one hand tie in the back….

          • its_forge

            I'm not even much of a sports fan but if I do watch something I'll try to find rugby, Australian football, hockey or even European football (soccer) before I'll watch American football. It's all the stupid stopping every time anything happens. Screw that.

      • US Curler

        But curling rocks! I'd love to see some canadian chivettes curling.

      • BuffaloJustSayin

        You suck, dane ish. You suck.


    • whyme1973

      I want to be in Canadians…well, at least 2 of them.

    • Man

      #50 we should have sex at a time and location of my choice. Where: Here When: now

    • Chivacy Please

      Yep…it's pointing north.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Go Flames

      • BuffaloJustSayin


    • Jacksonsonson

      what are the "Canadian Jets"? I googled it, but just found pictures of the Canadian Airforce, what does that have to do with hockey? Do they do flyovers for hockey games?

      • ysoserious

        Winnipeg Jets is the team actually…..

      • BuffaloJustSayin

        Booooo. That was purposeful stupidity. Shame, sir. Shame.

    • Mike

      PS. Hockey rocks, so does football and baseball…..basketball is for fairys

    • AmBush_Steve

      Standing on guard.

    • mzf

      Go Jets Go! Nice pics! Small town…do I know you? 🙂


      CHIVE … can you find that jets fan?? From all of us in Winnipeg, we want more!

    • BigNurseJay

      Jets lost to Edmonton 5-3 tonight, BTW.

    • J0R

      I can't believe there are actually normal girls out there that look like this.

    • Tim

      This is why i'm proud to be Canadian!

    • Kyle

      #15, #16, #51, #50

      What category does she not cover?! Abs, Burn-bra, fit girls, sexy tan lines, FLBP, hump-day, mind the gap, and sexy chivette…. Impressive!

    • canadaforthewin

      we canadians always do 🙂

  • sheoncebelieved

    #10 Daenaryes StormBorn was here….

    • Jon Snow

      april is coming

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        season 2 is coming…

        it better be xD

    • Admiral Adama

      the last dragon

    • Admiral Ackbar

      It's a trap!

      • Kahl Mike

        It's a tarp!

    • Joe Snuffy

      OH…I see what you did there xD

  • PedoBear

    I approve #9

    • panama99

      What little cuties………

    • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy


    • amr

      Hahahahaha internet win….

  • mtella88

    #50 #51 – Thank you!

    • Sluttypanda

      do you not have nipples?

    • moar boar

      Jaw-droppingly hot

    • Fat_Chiver

      Moar Please. This is definitely the sexiest Canadian chivette.

    • Ricco

      I'm in Miami and I appreciate the kind of heat she makes me feel. Thank you Canada!!!

      • OuterBanksbro


  • Brother Maynard

    #2 Attack boobs?

    • panama99

      I loved this one…….

      Great shopping.

    • salute my shorts

      Best shop ever

    • Who cares

      Find the girl with huge tits!!

    • Keith_D

      I'd attack those boobs…

  • Shawn

    What happened to Paula?

    • wizzy

      #30 There she is!!!

      • RealyWhereIsPaula

        paula? why u smash car while in fat suit

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        See how much weight I lost meow! Do you!? Only 2 years ago the front of the car would have broken off completely!

        – you're never safe

      • Tankus


  • Armed Ann Dangerous

    #16 Oh, Canada!

    • Deep Freeze

      Its moments like these i'm proud to be a Jets fan

      • mzf

        AMEN! GO JETS GO!

    • canadachiver

      I stand on guard for thee…..

  • parker

    #45, #46, #47

    You recognized that you'd made a mistake and you rectified the situation, that's all that matters.

    • firstfackers

      not nice to laugh at gf with tiny boobs. and pointing is ruuuuddddeee

    • Connor MacManus

      #45 #46 Happy St Paddy's day indeed.

    • ldeegan

      it should be a 3 leaf shamrock and not a 4 leaf clover

      • Garrett7292

        This is theChive, they do what they want, when they want, and however they want it done.
        A four leaf clover is lucky. if you manage to get one, you might get lucky on St. Patties too!

    • From_The_Hip

      #45 I kinda sorta like the drunk idiot guzzling Guinness

  • AssClown

    #23 Sarah Jessica Parker with her great great grandfather?

    • passwordistaco

      Don't forget grandma #40

    • shamshe

      #40 and then she grew up

      • DrROBOTO

        #40 sarah jessica parka

        • Ricco

          Clever LOL

    • Fridge Magnet

      That horse is cute. Sarah Jessica Parker on the other hand is not.

  • Daniel Tosh

    Angelina Jolie is really ugly. No curves just bones

    • Guest

      I imagine Brad Pitt is saying "Hey, Jennifer is looking a little better lately!"

    • passwordistaco

      Thanks Daniel for not including the pics!

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      And wicked man hands

    • upy3rz

      She needs to eat a truck load of sammiches…

    • TheySeeMeChivin

      Yea… I'd still let her tie me up though…

  • the_mike

    #16 #51
    So you're Canadian, eh?

    Doesn't matter, still fapped!

    • ugh america sucks

      dammit 51… you're so hot

    • mr snrub

      tan lines huge turnoff especially that noticeable

  • etcrr

    #14 I am not chunky, I'm just a lil husky

    • unoriginal guy

      do you ever post an original comment????

      • etcrr

        I knew you wouldn't like it so I made it just for you

      • Pandalism

        leave him the fuck alone already, or sack up and put your name on it

        • sit ubu sit good dog

          and your name is pandalism , ummm yeah sure

  • Steve

    #48 That bird looks delicious

    • DrLeppiwinks

      Doing exactly what we all wish we could do… with #51

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Seeing as the bird is covered in chocolate, I would have to say no… Unless you were recollecting the joy that Two Girls One Cup brought you.

        • Garrett7292

          Chocolate has nothing to do with feces and puke. and if you wouldn't wanna see #51 covered in chocolate…. sorry bro, but you might be a homo.

    • Terrence

      Oh sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

    • eddy

      I think that dessert is called "Death By Chocolate"

    • Darwin

      that bird is dead..

      • F.S.M.

        I know right? Haha bird suicide??

    • JMurph

      I hope that's feces and not chocolate. That way a bird will finally know what it's like to get shit on.

      • 3 Year-Old

        Shit Don't Taste That Good

        • Alex

          You're really good at spelling and typing on a big boys computer little boy.

          • TheySeeMeChivin

            You're really good at using possessive apostrophes and commas correctly, little boy.

    • torc!!!

      i suppose you could call it a… CHOCatiel!!

      though technically its a cockatoo… so, CHOCatoo!

      • Underbaker

        So we have the Chocolate covered COCKatoo, now if it could just spit out some money it would be every woman's dream.

    • Dr Fapenstein

      Thats what she said

  • devon

    #46, #47

    Does she come with the shirt???

    • Allex


      • Allex

        ^ TIHS

    • reaperMEDIC

      #47 Does she come without the shirt? 😀

      • Allex

        i dont think so

        • Geshko

          Just because you have issues performing, Allex, doesn't mean she doesn't come without the shirt. Or with the shirt. She'd come anywhere and everywhere with me!

  • Whoopi_G

    #13 who wears shoes on a bed?

    • Brian

      Who cares when the shoes are on her!

      • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

        No, seriously! I got a little upset at her fucking shoes being on the bed- THAT IS A NO-NO MISSY! Really. Have some manners. I bet her mother's proud!

        • myself

          What if she was just tossed onto the bed?

    • mikecane

      She was wearing shoes?

    • insaneyoda

      She does…And I don't give a damn…

    • joey


    • myself

      This would be great in HQ as my desktop.

    • whyme1973

      Would have never noticed.

    • Lisa

      *raises hand* I do…guilty…in my defense, they are 5 inches tall…leopard print…peep toe…that I got on sale…and I haven't ever worn them outside. I love them because I'm only 5'10" barefoot. 🙂

      • tapsnapornap

        Mother of God….

    • Kris

      You know how I know you're gay?

    • Hunter X

      I don't plan on fucking her from that end anyway….

  • anon


  • mojo77

    #16 representhing The World Famous DAR quite nicely. Happy monday and KCCO

  • thor


  • Brian


    Oh! Canada……………….

  • BloodScrubber

    #25 Hot for teacher. You make is soooo easy. 😉

    • Geshko

      Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad!

      • Underbaker

        I think of all the education that I've missed
        But then my homework was never quite like this

  • Obie

    Da Da Da Da Da, Its the Mutha fuckin D. A. R! Daily Afternoon Randomness Mutha Fuckas!

    • -wan kenobi

      Drunk already?

    • Pandalism

      I liked it

  • Thomas

    #5 #13 #51
    This has been a good Monday

    • Guest


    • Prangsta

      I don't understand why the Canadian doesn't take off her bikini in the tanning bed.. it's not like she got that tan out in the sun 🙂 Now I'll shut up and look some more.

      • tapsnapornap

        We like to go on sunny vacations in January or February, probably got it in Mexico or Thailand…

        • all i see is porn

          your name is interesting…what's tapsna porn ap?

          • tapsnapornap

            tap snap or nap, I'm a martial artist/fighter, among other things…

  • passwordistaco

    #16 Great Addition!

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #19 Her leg needs to be adopted and fed

    • derp


    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Poor leg. I hope that nice old man with the beard comes on the tv and tells me how to help save impoverished legs for just pennies a day

    • Ricco

      In her case, she would only adopt minority legs because she thinks it's hip.

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