Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Rudy562

    H yeah me first

  • dfghj


    • MariJane03

      At least you were first… thats a first

  • JimmyBoPeep

    #5 Jim rash (Community) did it better.

    • MylesofStyles

      I have an irresistible urge to feed her a cheeseburger.

  • hater

    #12. You're doin' it right.

    • Benny

      Wow… I mean, wow. That is a really nice phone.

      • JerryLinGiant

        I really enjoy the functionality of the whole at the top. allows people to know whether an ass is there or not

    • My_3_Things

      My jaw doesn't often drop, but when it does #12

    • Attention Whore

      Oh, and put on high heals

    • KCCO

      Notice how she is using the site not the app. cuz the app always shits its balls and refuses to function

    • 2pumpdump

      If I was her the first thing I would do in the morning is Fap Fap Fap, and then Chive Chive Chive.

    • Red

      Wow, nice.

  • Christian

    First thing i do is put heels on…#12

    • dgvw

      You mean you've never heard of sleeping in heels before?

    • sit ubu sit good dog


    • Weyoun

      good of you to admit that christian

    • Morph


      Does one of those cakes have the twin towers and a plane on it?

      • dochandy

        yep. for Incredibly Loud and Extremely Close.

    • Sara

      First thing I thought too 😉

    • Phenom

      I noticed that as well haha

  • http://www.theChive.com Mack318

    #8 Welcome to Monday ladies and gentlemen

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #9 Yeah, having a girlfriend is always a good cover.

    – the one you love to hate

    • F.S.M.

      I think he should kill his retarded mother and any siblings he may have. Then off himself. That gene pool needs to be extinct.

    • ROK247

      my buddies dad had a wife and kids! his cover still got blown if you know what i mean…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I have no idea what you mean but I just came in my mouth a little so it's gotta be good…


    • dedubs

      Yeah… Anyone who feels the need to justify their straightness by saying "i'm not gay, I even have a girlfriend to prove it!!" I have news for you…

    • John O

      His mom has a bookmark for MangaFox?

      • afdadfs

        Congrats on being the only commentor who noticed this was fake.

    • john

      so which site did she find the cure on?

  • Pete_Rock


    • Blake

      Sorry, girl is nice, but I found this kind of dumb…lose the shoes for "just got up" photos…

  • etcrr

    #27 Phila 76'rs player can't keep a straight face after seeing awesome ta-tas

    • fed

      thank you for clarifying that. I thought it was a documentary about the mongolian mongoose

      • fibonacci5150

        is that an athletic boner reference?

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      awesome work stan. back to describing exactly what's in the pic as your comment. you're the best.

    • Ge-off

      Best ever soooo been there

    • Negron69

      Theo Ratliff, this was a few years ago, and I think thats Mary Carey

  • njvw

    # 28 Dad is awesome!

    • Garrett7292

      No space between # and the number, bro.

      Everyone else wanted to say it, but i had to.

      Captain Obvious

  • YunChoe

    Oh shit its Monday again! #17 doesn't matter had sex

  • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

    You know what would be awesomenessest? More chivettes.

    • Wallbanger

      No, it would be you finishing school.

      • dochandy


  • etcrr

    #14 partners in crime, how cool is that

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      comentus lamus…

    • Noko

      What I want to know is what the bird is getting out of it. Other than the satisfaction of helping a friend.

      • Frank

        Looks like a Goffins Cockatoo, those things are like having a 3 year old.

        Probably just thinks its fun.

  • Lmyself

    #20 Yeah nostalgia!

    • Arjay

      The song will now play in my head for the rest of the day.

    • Red

      It's been a long time but didn't he become a law that makes school busses stop at railroad crossings?

  • Bassindre

    Only good thing to working at night is new content mid shift!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #12 Bullshit; the Chive is a bitch to read on those tiny screens. Nobody does that.

    – the one you love to hate

    • I Like Turtles

      And the GIFs don't work.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You're looking at the paperback version of the Chive again.

        – the one you love to hate

  • Dan

    #22 I hope that's not photoshop. Hahaha!

    • schnizz

      i wouldnt mind seeing the girl forth from the right in a wet t-shirt

    • PvtDeth

      Looks like Waimea Bay

  • Wark

    #1 Wanna buy some drugs?

    • Tang

      Hey, I'm Tree, how you doing? Walk by here often?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      "I've got wood…"

      – the one with the better captions

      • ThatGuy

        This made me smile

  • aaron

    #8 doing it wrong

    #12 doing it so right

  • http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

    #12 First thing I want to do in the morning. You.

  • Fish jokes

    looks an awful lot like a vagina #6

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      Been a while since you`ve seen one eh..?

      • BadDog

        While you, clearly, have seen only one

    • RoastBeef315

      Glad I'm not the only one to think so

    • etcrr

      really? thanks i was wundering

  • Cosby Sweater

    Whoever did #26 better hope they don't install a #23

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #1 I'm not saying it's big, but my morning wood has several branches.

    • SadeShadz


  • http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

    #27 – Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd stare too.

  • IceColdBuddha


    Coin Slot Panties?

    • just_some_guy

      You sleep in your high heels? Otherwise the first thing you do must be put on her heels, THEN scroll the Chive.

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