Everything on the internet is true (29 photos)

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  • Kody.

    You suck.

    • Bob Lee Swagger

      F**k you.

      • KodyBartels

        This was supposed to be in response to some douche fuck saying "First" so it would be right under it but I was first which makes this seem like an asshole remark.

    • MRPOOP

      BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH

  • xbod

    $5 footlongs forEVAH!!

    • Frank

      If someone is really questioning how Subway can sell sandwiches for $5, this person has obviously never been in a grocery store.

      • dwide schrude

        They need to convert to metric like the rest of the real world, and start making meter longs….footlongs just dont do it any more

        • Crotch Knock

          Especially not enough for fat-ass Amurrrrica!

  • Sean

    Not true

  • reaperMEDIC

    #17 Back in my day, we used Lil' Jon…… kids these days

    • Dr. Fapenstein

      YEAH!!WHAT?!

      • Zedhere

        O.K.

        • The_Dood

          Let's go!

          • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

            …perfect. ❤

    • Amigo

      should be titled (a shitty song)

    • http://twitter.com/saintbaxter @saintbaxter

      I've decided that instead of writing a bridge, the hardest decision a pop producer has to make is which sellout rapper they should call. (And Snoop Dogg is usually near the top of that list.)

    • http://togtfo.com Don

      Back in my day Lil Jon wasn't famous….How old are you? 12?

    • reaperMEDIC

      Ahhh skeet skeet skeet….. hahahaha

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      this was proved yesterday during the all star game

  • Jayavc

    #22 #27 #29 Whole lot of knowledge being dropped on us right there

  • kasshead

    titty sprinkles

    • JDB85

      Morgan Freeman told me about those…

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #5
    Yet Cat Saturday goes on & on…

    • Zedhere

      Can one be too hung over for Hair of the Dog Sunday?

      • Hucks

        Nice!

        "Dog Day Afternoon"

    • spicticus

      Cat Saturday keeps going and going because there are endless photos of cats doing stupid things. Dogs are much smarter (except when it comes to fetch, they just can't seem to understand that you never let go of the ball).

      Dogs also learn their place, cats just don't understand that they are the pet and should not be eating food off the master's plate.

      • varlotto

        My dog knows when I throw the ball or not

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #10 needs to be true.

  • luckyB

    #29…yes

    • Random Black Guy

      I love Louis C.K.

      • Frank

        Gay.

    • Charlie

      I love the way guys call girls fucked up when guys are the ones who go to war with each other…just saying 😉

      • Obama

        charlie you're such a douche bag. eat shit.

      • Frank

        Yes, never has a women leader fought wars.

        You are even more fucked up than the average woman.

        • Charlie

          Women are less violent by nature FACT. Obama you just proved my point

      • PeterNorthStar

        Boys goes to war with each other and fuck shit up…

    • Underbaker

      So you are saying boys fuck up girls?

    • luckyB

      frank and charlie….go eat a bag of dicks

      • Frank

        Did you even read the comment?

        Can you even read?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #13
    HATE it when that happens.

    • DaddyD

      Uh … remove the icon? Or better yet … get a Mac.

      • its_forge

        …and do the exact same thing with Safari while realizing you paid $2000 for a computer you could've put together yourself for $400. I'll pass thanks!

        • Underbaker

          I went the Mac route when they came out with Vista and now 4 years without malware or anti-virus protection and not a single infection or reload required. Got a work laptop I use at home with Ultimate Win 7, Malware Bytes, and the Corporate version of Symantec, had to reload twice this year already.

          • its_forge

            Yeah I should probably add that I'm a helpdesk technician and the extra maintenance and vigilance you have to perform in Windows is just par for the course for me. That *is* what makes Mac worth the extra money, the fact you don't have to stand in front of your computer with a machete cutting down attackers as they swarm in, and the fact they're built like battleships and practically nothing will fail on them in the usual five year lifespan. I've got an iMac G4 serving my music library at home, it's 10 years old and the screen is starting to go, but it still runs just fine otherwise.

            • Underbaker

              I'm a hd tech too, perfectly happy with people sticking to Windows based systems since that is my bread and butter, but it sure is nice to get home and be on the internet in seconds with a click of a mouse and not worry about updates and viruses.

          • its_forge

            p.s. We had like four major infections in a 2 year period with Symantec and said "yeah eff this" and switched to MS Forefront, except for still needing Malwarebytes it's been pretty smooth sailing since.

    • Underbaker

      I have more problems with this one…
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    • its_forge

      You have more problems with this one?

      • Underbaker

        Weird, my intense debate only showed one entry. Sorry for the double post guys.

  • hark1985

    #4 true story

    • Shar11

      lol

      • hark1985

        Just saying lol

  • hark1985

    #29 Can I get a witness!

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #3 works for me

  • AllanA

    #22 #29 #13 LOL Yup! got that right

  • Biggus Diccus

    #19

    Sabotage is playing, I guess it's rapish

    • 3 Year-Old

      BLUE STREAK
      starring Martin Lawrence.

      that's a good-ass movie

  • Reality Guy

    #22

    Yea, but you still can't wait to snack and smack them all up.

    • Del

      Doesnt matter had sex

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #8

    My thoughts exactly

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  • tmc102464

    Dear Chive,

    Whoever put this one together deserves a raise.

  • Nick

    #29 And their fathers did it to them.

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  • Mr McGoo

    a lot of these look like reposts… wtf

  • bananahammock88

    #22 Same reason I don't date women who regularly wear make up. Being fooled into thinking a girl is sexy doesn't make up for waking up next to Gary Busey.

    • Nikki

      Most women wear makeup everyday, even if it’s just some foundation or concealer to cover zits. You should watch out for women who cake it on and wear lots of eye makeup. They look life a differnet person without it.

  • http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

    #22 Yep.

  • Kilo Whiskey

    I’m up in Ft Wainwright Alaska right now and subway is a damns lie. Up here there $5 footlongs are $7.

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