Everything on the internet is true (29 photos)

  • JOHN

    shouldn't #27 be a black guy?

    • JOHN

      Let me rephrase: half Kenyan?

    • http://www.thechive.com Tar Tarlton

      Nope. That's the white CEO that bought him along with the rest of the politicians and our democracy.

      • JOHN

        It is a Constitutional Republic actually. Rather it was until this socialist entitlement began to sweep the country. Please continue coveting what you haven't earned though.

        • http://www.thechive.com Tar Tarlton

          It is a masquerade of a constitutional republic. If you truly believe that the millions of dollars that fund the campaign trails of our politicians don't have any affect on our policies, then, my friend, you are sadly delusional.

          • Pedro

            Are you getting your information from the NYT, the Huffington Post, or the Daily show? You assert your opinion as though the Hollywood rich or jackasses like Buffet that contribute to Liberal candidates are blameless. How do they not act like the lobbyists which you so adamantly decry? But you're right, people like Zuckerberg who support "progressive" politicians have a point. Its not as though they were incredibly lucky with their idea and are now making billions because they happened to think of it first. I should feel guilty for trying to better my family with an established profession.

            • http://www.thechive.com Tar Tarlton

              And…surprise, insert internet fight where you put words in my mouth. How could that happen? A. I get my news from several sources, including the ones listed as well as the BBC and Fox. You have to know both sides before you know your own side (Hegelian dialectic). I don't have a problem with people having money; I have a problem with people having money hijacking my democracy. I love how people who don't start shouting Orwellian sloganism or bumper stickers instantly get pegged as "liberals." LOL. Also, I'm not asking you to feel like anything. B. I listed A. earlier and didn't really have a B.

          • JOHN

            Thanks for the condescending rebuttal btw. Glad to see the failure of logic in the Democratic party leads so quickly to mudslinging regarding my psychological state. Next time I want to get my information from a guy with the mental capacity strong enough for basic alliteration I'll read some Shel Silverstein.

            • http://www.thechive.com Tar Tarlton

              You're right, I was a little condescending, for that I apologize. That being said, you were condescending when you said something about coveting something, or whatever it was. And, again, already presumed a Democrat. LOL!!!!11111 For the record, I actually did laugh at your Shel Silverstein comment. Ultimately I don't really care about this conversation anymore. I was just trying to crack a joke that I thought everybody could get on board with (the end of the sentence). Get it guys, you know how people tell you that your vote counts, but it doesn't because what really counts is people buying our politicians and telling them who to bomb or what right to take away from us. I guess it's not as funny as I thought. Anyways, I don't care anymore. Internet arguing politics is like winning the special Olympics. Regardless of the outcome, I still want cake.

        • its_forge

          Herp durp socialist derp entitle durp?

      • Pedro

        must be another artist who thinks the rich should support his every move. That or some guilt laden software engineer who has never risked his livelihood in owning a business. But yeah, we should blame the legitimate producers.

        • http://www.thechive.com Tar Tarlton

          Sorry buddy, although you're right about the artist thing, I don't want anything from anybody personally. However, I do want a legitimate democracy. I would like for my vote to mean something. But, hey, that would be socialist [sic] or some other retarded buzzword you use to demonize people who don't believe the same things that you do.

          • Pedro

            "Demonize people" that do not share my beliefs? Ironic considering the message comes from the spokesperson of a political party chomping at the bit to outlaw contemporary christianity. How "progressive" of you to legitimize the xenophobic sacrifice of one self-righteous ideology for another. But you're right equal rights and all that.

            • http://www.thechive.com Tar Tarlton

              I'm sorry, what political party was that? I don't recall mentioning my political party. I believe all people should be allowed to practice their religions as much as they want as long as it doesn't infringe on other people. That being said, from here I'm going to have to refer you to my previous comments. What I mean is that I don't really care about this conversation anymore.

            • http://www.thechive.com Tar Tarlton

              P.s. I meant to tell you, what you've done in this post is a logical fallacy called the "Straw Man" argument. You put words in my mouth assuming that I agree with them and then tore down what I didn't say.

        • http://www.thechive.com Tar Tarlton


          • johnc

            lol shut the fuck up you're on the chive

            • http://www.thechive.com Tar Tarlton

              LOL, I know right? That's what I said earlier when I said, "I don't really care about this conversation." LOL!!!!!111111

        • its_forge

          Hurr durr bumpersticker durr talking point durr?

    • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

      WHOA, guys. It's not all that… it's a cartoon. Keep calm. 😉

    • its_forge

      Shouldn't derp hurp derpity?

      It's far more appropriate if you think of the guy behind the lectern as Rick Santorum.

    • rgfratelli

      Shouldn't it not matter?

  • Harleyxx

    #25 You forgot Christopher Robin seeing imaginary animals. Drug: Clozaril

    • Horseflesh

      Eeyore – depression, Rabbit – OCD, Roo – Oedipus Complex, Owl – just a pretentious dick.

    • Underbaker

      Don't forget the Metformin or insulin shots(diabetes) for WTP.

    • Shau Nanigans

      25 is the truest and the saddest.

  • Steve

    Strange…my wife showed me half of these on pinterest

    • ekgraider

      No shit, I mean do you think they actually invent the shit they put up here or compile it from all over the internet? Some of us dont have time to surf all over the place and some of us prefer to fuck our wives instead of talking with them. Get it together man.

      • Christy

        YES. Im so glad I just read this lol. And Iam female. Love it.

      • ya kent

        shame you cant talk to your wife … or maybe lucky for her… ya dumshit

    • reaperMEDIC

      Strange…. you're on theChive instead? <img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://www.gifsforum.com/images/meme/are%20you%20serious%20face/preview/are%20you%20serious%20face.jpg"&gt;

    • Sanchez

      sure….. your "wife" showed you

  • Chris

    #19 It's Blue Streak with Martin Lawrence

    • Bob Lee Swagger

      Nobody asked and nobody cares

  • Dylan

    #8 Actually, the Mayans are still around. Granted they're not all nutso for sacrificing humans on a pyramid any more, but they're still around.

  • Jeremy

    #8 Open a history book buddy. Mayan Empire fell long before the Spanish arrived.

    • MrsStephanie

      If u knew anything about history, you would know that there are Mayan people today because they raise hell about the 2012 rumor. Regardless of whether it fell or not its ancestory or the mayan people

  • Nope

    #8 FAIL, they placed an AZTEC calendar at the top of the picture

    • chriswalla

      Fail also, the Mayans disappeared 250 AD, america discover 1492 AD, Spain not involved

      • docbrown88mph

        Furthermore, I am pretty sure the Incas wiped out the Mayans. The Spanish, centuries later, wiped out the Incas….

        • Ooopsy

          Both wrong… Mayan people still exist (at least as a culture, the Mayan cities as a civilization continued way beyond 250AD) and Incas had nothing to do (exception made of commerce, and quite scarce)…

          • umm..

            The mayans destroyed their own civ by fighting and enslaving each other however many of their city states became part of the aztec civ centuries later and mayan people exist still today.

      • rgfratelli

        The Mayan civilization actually reached it's highest state of development in the classic period, extending from 250-900 AD. Then saw a period of rapid decline, many believe because of a prolonged period of drought, until the Spanish came and finished off their existence as a ruling civilization.

  • Pertaesus

    The image in #8 is an aztec calendar, not maya…

  • Vent187

    Haha, #10. So true. Well done Lifted Research Group.

  • Bob

    #22…And yet the stuff inside is awesome.

  • hydrogenbond

    Damn! Someone is bitter about things they don't understand…there really isn't anything wrong with Starbuck's except for the fact that their coffee could be better.

  • Theresa

    Good post, made me laugh

  • cliqueded

    Sorry #17 I listen to good music.

  • scott

    Nice repeats chive…
    Nice repeats chive…
    Nice repeats chive…

  • alex

    #10 should be on every hat ever made….ever

  • KayMan

    #13 story of my frickin life

  • Brad


    Exactly what I was thinking with all this saturation of Whitney tributes and memorials during her death. And I imagine nobody will give her a thought until it's been 5 or 10 years later of her death and TV can milk some more ratings out of her.

  • Da Sandman

    #5 dog: stinks like a fucking sewer if you don't wash it, cat: clean itself
    dog: drools all over the place, cat: never drools
    dog: shits everywhere in you lawn, cat: nicely digs a hole, shit in it, closes it back up
    dog: barks all the fucking time, cat: silent as a ninja
    dog: can't go 2 days without its master, cat: kick it out for a week, will be w8ing for you when you come back
    dog: constantly seeks your attention by jumping up all over you and your guests, cat: minds her own business
    dog: can't go outside without putting it on a leesh, cat: just kick it outside, it'll be fine
    dog: dies if you don't feed it, cat: survives on its own

    i can go on… i'm fucking sick of all you cat haters… you like dogs, that's fine, so fucking what?? others like cats.. deal with it and keep your shit to yourself

    you can teach a cat the same things that you can teach a dog, it's only harder because unlike dogs, who crave for attention and a snack and will do anything to get it, cats react like this: "u mad, bro?"

  • RDK

    #25 I guess including Eeyore was too obvious.

  • cc

    13, first world problems.

  • Phil.in.tx

    #21 made me laugh so hard

  • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

    #9 #11 made me lol

    #25 not so much =( there goes my childhood lol

  • rpsarts

    where can I find an HD version of 24?

  • Gorgeous

    Guy who love cats…we get it ur not a dog person….

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #5 why dogs are so much better

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