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  • Oh ya

    First

  • Nick

    #23 duckhunt II : Payback

    • dashete

      Probably going after #12 for giving them a bad name.

  • Richard Daoedsjah

    Damn it

    • Underbaker

      I damn thee.

  • Mocs

    Those never get old, Ginger Asian FTW!

  • BostonChiver

    #11 this might be the most fucked up movie I've seen since Mulholland Drive

    • just_some_guy

      Is that Rutger Hauer? If so, he looks like shit.

      • testudo321

        You should learn to differentiate between looking like shit and being old. After all this IS Rutger Hauer. With a shotgun.

      • AlsDisciple

        He's playing a hobo. He's supposed to look like shit.

      • Wallbanger

        Rutger Hauer is still awesome, better that any of the current prissy boy actors. If they were in the same movie together, Rutger would be using Robert Pattinson (Twilight) to pick his teeth clean from all pretenders he swallowed.

    • beat rice

      WELCOME TO FUCK TOWN!

    • Biggus Diccus

      By fucked up I assume you mean awesome

      • BostonChiver

        Well yes, of course.

    • Roy

      "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

      • http://www.evcitadel.com Ardis Foxx

        And he adlibbed the "like tears in rain" bit. Frickin boss of bosses.

    • http://www.markalmighty.com Mark Almighty

      Just this weekend, I finally finished watching Hobo With a Shotgun. I'll say this – of all the movies I've seen about a hobo with a shotgun, this is definitely the best.

      To me, Rutger will always, first and foremost, be Ettiene Navarre from Ladyhawke.

    • passwordistaco

      Wanted Dead or Alive was my first Rutger Hauer movie, "Fuck the Bonus"!!

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #1 No, but I've spotted the bitch.

    • Underbaker

      Are you talking about the one on the left or right, cause the one in the middle is kind of cute.

    • ...

      I spotted two bitches.

    • november juliet

      I'd do all three of them. That's right, I went there, deal with it.

  • http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

    #15 area 51, the real story

    • stumeister

      Passion of the Christ Millennium addition

    • Tacticus

      Shadow monster from Persona 3 or Persona 4 – JRPGs

  • Nick

    Having my head buried in #14 would really help to cure my hangover!!!

    • Underbaker

      I want to know what kind of luck? If her boyfriend/husband is a ranking MMA fighter it might not be the type I want.

  • aciekay

    #27 terrifyingly soulless eyes.

    • CreepsAreForKeeps

      Don't mock the Ginja.

      • F.S.M.

        I see what you did there hah. But seriously, I am a full on ginger and I feel sorry for this guy. Really crapped out on the genetic lottery.

    • SlimtwigMJ

      <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4h3ewZxrqU4&quot; frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    • papalongshanks

      This image will replace the whale that haunts my nightmares.

  • ...

    #13 Melissa now a name for boys aswell.

    • john

      I guess the captioner is case in point

      • oldgregstl

        the journalist is as well…pretty sure "dumber" is not a word…you know unless i am more dumb then she is.

        • passwordistaco

          Holy shit how did that get past the grammar nazis?

  • SolidusSnake420

    #11 Hobo with A Shotgun fucking rules! Ridiculous violence!

  • http://www.dotsofcolor.com DotsOfColor

    Reblogged this on Dots Of Color and commented:
    KCCO

  • dashete

    #10 I completely disagree

    … with the word 'Emergency'.

    • truth

      Says Twilight is terrible

      Buys all the books in the series.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Would have to be a real emergency, like out in the middle of nowhere but this book. I can always wait and ask for help rather than get my hole torn up by the rough paper.

  • Wet_tosti

    #14 They will rub your tits off on st.Patty's day

    • Biggus Diccus

      More like groped by drunken idiots

    • Gallus

      Nah. I won't commit until I see the face. I'm picky like that.

  • Dr_StrangePants

    #13 Is a SHE, not a He

  • ben

    #13 the captain obvious is also a girl

    • ben

      NINJA'D dang-it

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Not sure how motivating some of these are, but #16 is pretty funny.

    • Jewels

      This one made me howl with laughter!! Sadly, I had to explain it to my husband *sigh*

  • Dantheloser

    #22 Hey! Captain Obvious also made this.

  • Dan

    #21 Explains a lot

    • Underbaker

      Nah, then they would have made it to the super bowl.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Good ol Darth Tebow, used the force to win games

  • dashete

    #24 May not be exactly right. If you know what I mean…

    • MrSusan20

      Just so that we're all clear here… this man is a hero. the reason his car is adorned the way it is is because he is partaking in an event called "The Variety Tas Bash". Variety is a charitable organisation that helps provide care for sick and disabled children. the tas bash is a yearly event where by people drive decorated cars and floats across the Australian state of Tasmania to help raise funds and awareness for variety.

    • Underbaker

      They said the same thing about Bieber and look who he has now. Haters going to hate, but sometimes you have to give credit where it is due.

  • aaron

    #26 and #28 are truly awesome….couldnt stop looking

    #4 nothing wrong with a squirter…

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      #28 find her please…

  • Phil.in.tx

    if i woke up next to #28 i would never get out of bed

    • Biggus Diccus

      Yeah I'd piss the bed as well with her in it

  • Bill Burnett

    Confucious say: Fix the App or Else

  • Mathias

    #28 Right there with you, bro.

    • jer

      jealousy of others things will only get you more misery and less happiness

    • Dayna

      Nope! You are really jealous of my use of awesome grammar!!!! I can properly use "your" correctly even when boobs are involved (she's says sitting topless at her computer).

    • Joe

      Change her hair to blond and yes, this is what I wake up to.

  • Woodrowrules

    #8 Bottom shelf and a little to the right
    #20 Never get tired of that pic

    • dsf

      Thats a doll in #20

    • ArchAngel2015

      where does #20 come from…

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