Get low, get dirty, and have yourself a good time (34 Photos)

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  • aaron

    #26 no harm in taking precaustions

    • Spaz

      Is sometimes always needed…

    • AmBush_Steve

      Looks like you've killed two birds with one stone. You won't have to be doing that again for a while 'cause you've scared the baby shitless.

    • DaddyD

      Another reason to breast feed.

      (for those of you who don't have children yet, shit from breast milk don't stink)

      • just_some_guy

        Well, it does still smell a bit, but not all that much.

    • ST33

      Why is there baking soda directly above the babies head?

      • Internet Tough Guy

        why wouldn't there be?

    • R-Dub

      #23 Kenny Powers?

    • MylesofStyles

      No harm in learning to spell the word "precautions".

    • Strathcona

      Only in Canada

  • Z_Bone_Capone

    #16 there are no words…

    • Spaz

      Jiggle?

    • Georgina



      🙂

      • boll

        ok that song is terrible so save yourself some time you'll find what your looking for at 3:15ish or google britten kelley

      • fattypratty

        I thought there was a version that didnt have a douchebag in it.

        • DMo

          there is…

    • ROK247

      quit making a damn mess in the kitchen?

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I sent this gif in. You're welcome.

  • Apevia

    Must know who #33 is

    • myself

      I do believe it's Eva Wyrwal. Thou shalt not googleth at work.

      • Mrcwilks

        You sir, are my hero.

      • http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

        Thank you

      • Huell

        You win the internet.

      • DSB

        First time I've seen the reply have more likes than the comment

      • Odie

        This day will shall henceforth be dubbed Myself Day. We owe you a debt of gratitude. You shan't be forgotten.

    • Gigablue9

      Find her!!!!

    • Adam

      Iga Wyrwal is so damn sexy. #33

      <img src="http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a439/howiemaya/Sexy%20White%20Whores/IgaWyrwal-1-1.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Iga Wyrwal Pictures, Images and Photos"/>

      If this pic does not get you ready for baseball season I don't know what will?

  • Manny

    #13

    we all know he turned out ok

    • Del

      Even at that age he knows a Butterface when he sees it

    • SEB

      All boys take note..WOMAN ass..hot! Man ass..NOT HOT!!!!!

  • Spaz

    #31 Has to be tried…

    • aaron

      let us know how you get on…

      • low down and dirty

        let us know how you get off…

      • biggles

        well i work at a court house. Let me ask one of the judges and see if this will fly.
        I will repost the answer tomorrow.

    • itstanrum

      Let me know what the officer thinks of you having an open container in your vehicle.

      • dashete

        Open container charge is better than a DUI.

        • itstanrum

          In that case: Why is a drunk person driving with a sober one in the passenger seat? A smart sober person wouldn't sit there, and a drunk person negates this theory.

          • ROAK

            It's a cartoon……

          • car

            plus that bitch is definitely drunk, look at her eyes

      • dave

        That's not a problem in most parts of the world.

      • Terry

        Some states you can have a open container.

    • Hero

      Who said it had to be open? Just get out and open it.

    • lawguy

      Hi, lawyer here. Just wanted to say to people – while this was famously done by a certain high-profile attorney, many states have since updated their laws. You can now be cited for Physical Control (or similar charge), which is very much like a DUI. Do not do this.

      • lawguy

        to clarify – I just looked at the comic again, and the guy says something at the end about "stepping off the vehicle." Assuming this means "out of", you would be in a gray area. If you are behind the wheel my previous comment remains true.

        • RMD

          If you get out of the car, open a new bottle of booze, chug it down the cops wouldn't be able to charge you with a DUI. Obviously you'd blow over, but you could claim it was from the booze you just drank, not from being previously drunk, there would be no way to prove you were already over the limit. But they'd throw the book at you – obstruction of justice, drunk in public, etc…

          • Eric

            if u dont get shot first by a cop who thinks you're drawing a gun on them.

    • Lauren

      Also, driving drunk is not all that funny. Getting away with drunk driving is even worse. Please do not encourage people to drive drunk. If the driver gets hurt, then that's sad, but it's the other people the driver hurts or kills that's the tragedy.

      • F.S.M.

        Whatever you say prude. I drive drunk more often than sober. Never been in an accident, or had a DUI. SOME people just don't know their limits. We aren't in grade school anymore; not everything has to be so black and white, right and wrong.

        • dood

          thats what people who drive drunk always say right before they commit vehicular man-slaughter.
          It only takes once… dumbass.

        • Darwin

          I'm pretty sure the law is ALL about right and wrong you dumb fuck.

        • Doc Arkham

          …dead or alive.

        • Cantaloupe

          obvious trolling is obvious

    • Endo

      And drinking in public. And public intoxication. And whatever got you pulled over in the first place. And how your .12 BAC holds up in court from that one little hit of vodka.

      • paulhitchcock

        ^This. Former prosecutor here. There is a time factor involved. That cop can do field sobriety testing and also get the driver to blow in the Intox before the recently-consumed Vodka has time to affect blood chemistry.

    • Underbaker

      Am I the only one who thinks if an officer sees you pulling something out he will assume it is a gun and shoot your ass.

    • why?

      or you could just go to Croatia and drink with cops before you both take off and drive at 10am. True Story

    • Kev

      Yeah, you'll just get cited for driving with an open container

    • Nick

      I hope people realize you're ass would still be sitting in the car, and you'd be performing a field sobriety test if the officer asked you to step out of the vehicle. By that time he'd probably would already know you're drunk by bloodshot or watery eyes, the alcohol coming off your breath, or the fact you're acting like a complete dipshit.
      This is the dumbest f'n thing I've seen. I hope the dude who boasts about drinking and driving gets seven shades of shit kicked out of him.

  • etcrr

    #16 mesmerizing, can't stop watching

    • http://twitter.com/RickvdS @RickvdS

      Dan Balan – Chica Bomb

    • DMo

      for best results: Dan Balan – Chica Bomb (Chew Fu Full Length Remix)

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #14 Why so serious?

    • Tyler

      looks like homer has a bad taste in his mouth

  • myself

    #7 Hilarious.

  • ben

    #19 back where you belong

    • Wark

      IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S SEXIST!

      (disclaimer: I don't really think it's sexist, I just think the joke is overused)

  • MattKL

    #8 gave me pause, but #16 stopped me completely.

    • http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

      What did #33 do?

      • MattKL

        Turned me into a drool factory.

    • TheSword

      #8 Made me yell "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA… ", haven't stopped yet.

      • derp

        lol

  • Pants

    #34 Story of my life.

  • Odie

    It is evident that the guy in #34 stumbled upon a picture of #33.

  • Gavyn Hampson@hotmail.com

    #13 Peugeot 405 T16 !!!! Awesome

  • Fromthe808

    #33 dear God

  • Dan

    #7 so, who are they?

    • MmmHmm

      Pretty sure the one on the right is Diddylicious, giggity.

      • greatdiggler

        aliens, obviously.

  • itstanrum

    #5 "Oh, I'm gonna crumb!"

    • dashete

      It's a bunney shot

      • Homer Simpson

        Dough!

        • tmach81

          Who's your muffin' Man?

          • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

            So… does that make her the breadwinner?

            • tmach81

              That was actually funny. BTW Emzilla… You are a cutie… Just sayin'

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #15 l'oreal, because the inner hipster inside youis worth it

    • itstanrum

      As far as I know, I've never had a hipster inside me.

      Maybe he was there and out before I knew about it, though.

    • derp

      why the fuk did u do this ???? you know what im talking about???

  • dzwonn

    #33 is Iga Wyrwał, Polish "model and actress" 🙂

    • Evan

      the line on the l appeared as a smudge and i tried to clean it off….herp on my derp

  • T

    8 is absolutely stacked. Need waaaay more. And 29 made me actually lol and wake my wife up.

  • dashete

    #2 something awesome is happening there, I just know it.

    • Herpderp

      Why they always gotta take the good looking ones?

      • cracker

        somebody gonna get raped,

    • ST33

      I love his full blown head set!

    • EvilRoySlade

      Only done right with Johnny Depp, John Cusak, and Hunter S. Thompson.

  • whyme1973

    #8 Great ass
    #33 I'm in love with her chest.

  • vodkamartini

    #8 I like to bite :*

  • Lokito

    We need more of #8 please chive find her…….

  • Anonymous

    #16
    MOWER!

  • Jamforever

    #32
    Goatse is back!

    • satchel

      i dont get it

      • The Andychrist

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