Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

Advertisement
  • Me.

    #4 Gotta be the puppy chow.

    • SadeShadz

      Awww! 😀

      • ChelseaRules

        He's hewping!

    • Katie

      You'll never see a cat do something like this

      • Fuck cats.

        But..but..cats can shit in a box..

  • Almost.

    #5 Face it, You're stuck with that piece of shit.

    • cindy b

      lol

    • Daratora

      I bet he got a KCCO shirt too…

      • Almost.

        At least theres one good part of all of this..

    • MacNCheesePro

      Das Auto!

    • Laser

      That tree grew just with the purpose of avoiding that car it fell

    • blac

      Or more like the tree fell down and he backed his car up there and took the picture.

      • Sluttypanda

        Sir Buzzkillington right here

      • Banks

        agreed

    • Gallus

      How funny! I admit I did not think of it that way.

  • JerryLinGiant

    #10

    whoops sorry, wrong tent

    • lols

      would make an excellent eskimo cream pie

    • Yo Mamma

      Isn't that the kid from Ice Age????

      • niger

        it could b the kid from the movie "up"

      • yo yo ma

        aren't they all?

    • south park

      god damn ice beaner

      • Dalton

        the proper term here is snow monkey

  • Nick

    #17
    I'd be honored to call him my grandad

    • hello please

      Randomly shoots non-threatening objects of fun and enjoyment. He might just be an asshole.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      I like the way he picks up the magazine surprised that it was going to get wet…you're grandad is a moron.

      • Jason

        And lost his drink. Priorities are not in order!

    • Fred Brocaa

      He grabbed the magazine and not his drink. Fail. Awesome, but fail.

  • Yes it is...

    #6 Eet is nawt a Tumor!

    • Hiro

      Doesn't matter had pecs

      • Yea Yea

        LOL! That's is great! I've always wanted to walk up to one of these idiots in the gym and just say, "you win" and walk off, just to see what they say.

        • Problem?

          If you walk off how will you see what they say?

    • Katie

      Why

      • Shar11

        this is not hot…..I asked the same thing….why????

        • Scalding.

          it's not hot at all…but you are.

          • Shar11

            thank you

    • Biggus Diccus

      Yep not a tumor, just roids

      • KNLL

        Yep not roids, just synthol

    • TDub66

      One-Pump-Chump!

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      Prick him with a pin and watch him whiz around the room like a deflating balloon..

    • Phil

      Lots of breast implants everywhere

    • 1zmaj

      i wonder if he was poked with a needle, would he just fly around the room making fart sound?

    • Ace

      He looks like a pink condom filled with walnuts

  • Dr_Zoidberrg

    #2 "I like turtles"

  • Hmph

    #11 You'll poke your eye out, kid..

    • john long

      Carling cup final. Love the way he keeps calm and cheers on.

      • Sully

        YNWA!

      • King Kenny

        dirk kuyt look-a-like there

  • monsieurloti

    #12 He prefers his women golden brown and delicious

    • Del

      Like a BOSS!!!

      • Admiral Adama

        Let Jared take advantage of his Subway fame! Haters gonna hate.

  • Still_Counts

    "May the legs be with you."

    #25

    • DaddyD

      The femur is strong in this one.

    • Katie

      leg*

    • Theresa

      Im lovin these angelina leg things. huh-larious

  • Feel for ya.

    #14 Friend zoned by a Butter face… damn.

    • chris

      I'm sorry, but this friendzone shit has to stop. Either step the fuck up and tell her how you fell or mope in fucking silence. I'm tired of people saying she put me in the friendzone. Be her friend and shut the hell up or leave her behind.

      • chris

        Feel not fell

        • jer

          troll

      • Pudge

        woah woah woah woah…. it's not your fault….

        Okay?… It's not your fault.

        • boll

          dont you fuck with me

      • geez

        Or he could just feel some leg.

        • yo yo ma

          …said the friend

    • Lyndoag

      This could all be changed if he had her facing the other way!

    • butbutbut

      Chivers love a butterface.

    • Random Black Guy

      That sad, that will be the closest he will every be to her vagina.

      • jimbojones

        So close yet so far.

    • Si1entStatic

      Is it just me or does his face just read "What the fuck is that smell?!?!"

      Either she farted on him or pissed cause the one on the right is looking at something dribbling down his back.

  • Cat

    #19 Dat ass!…Meow..

    • Dog

      I'm pretty sure someone should call an exorcism for that one…

      • Grandma.

        Can you connect the cuts?

  • moar boar

    #5 holy! #25 hahaha, grade a #26 awesome

  • MattKL

    #16. Yes, I would like a bowl of soup please. On the rocks.

    • achoo

      You are my least favourite commenter.

      • Bored

        He's quickly approaching etcrr status.

  • Anon

    #11 I laughed too much at this… and #20 only loves the hated teams?

    • Brutal Deluxe

      No wonder the pic was taken from behind #20, he's a massive front-runner

      • JohnnyDrama

        Or perhaps his business is selling car decals of sports teams. The truck is rolling advertising for him.

  • Problem?

    #25 Wish was real…I'd Darth Invade-her.

    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

      -_-

    • Huzzah

      Impressive, sir.

  • Wet_tosti

    #12 you sir escaped the friendzone! Now you are a human light reflector!

    • DDD

      Hey baby, you got any Ginger in you???

    • MacNCheesePro

      Is that Subway Jared?

    • Si1entStatic

      Some people use folding mirrors to get the golden brown. She just takes a Ginger around to get the even glow.

      She was as pale as him when they first sat on the bench.

  • Andrew

    #11 You'll Never Walk Alone!

    • 6655321

      Carling Cup Champions, bitches! Anyone else have 8? Didn't think so.

      • boo

        the most irrelevant cup competition in the world. well done

    • Agent M

      Even if you're a racist.

  • sptd

    #20
    behold the biggest douche ever.

    • daveh873

      He's missing the Dallas Cowboys logo

    • Armed Ann Dangerous
    • http://twitter.com/sandwichman1796 @sandwichman1796

      agreed..

    • SoBe Bound

      My guess is that was taken in Miami. Not surprising since that city is full of idiots.

  • lazidude202

    #3 Im throwing money at my screen and nothing is happening 😥

    • SKP

      Cranston, simultaneously the most badass and most awesome man in the world right about now.

  • awhite2020

    Happy Leap Day Chivers!

  • Chris

    #18
    Small town NZ… hehe

    Love that place.

    • Marc

      Cool to see NZ on the Chive

      • dgvw

        Fuck yea Tirau

        • Daisey

          Antique shops, tea rooms and a big ass corrugated iron dog and sheep

    • Tal

      Nice to see the mighty Waikato on the Chive

    • Robin Bean

      Awesome to see some NZ pics in the Chive.

    • thefamilyman

      lol my car just left on a trailer to Tirau this morning to CVTNZ

  • aaron

    #14 owned, big time!

  • Cambo196

    Yea New Zealand FTW

  • Anonymous

    #1 you sir are setting of my spider sences really bad!

  • Machinist

    #25
    Angelina? Is that you?

    • bunedoggle

      Please let this meme be short lived, PLEASE!

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top