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  • akismet-b4159367f073583890cf42eb39806b26

    She is dumb,

    • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

      she is ssoooooo dumb, like really dumb.

      • Backseat Chiver

        I turned it off about 15secs in.

        CHIVE: don't post stuff like this.

      • NudieMagazineDay

        Its callled Google BITCH… look it up… we have so much information right in front of us… and this bitch rather rant on youtube than look up the facking answer… lazy facks… America is DOOMED… Next she's going to ask out Jerry Lin

        • Bucky Jones

          Shouldn't you be looking at nudie mags?

      • Pig Man

        Whether or not she is trolling, she is a perfect example of why so many men objectify women. She has NOTHING of value to offer humanity except a warm, wet hole.

    • AKBAR

      I predict she will have her own MTV show in less than 2 months. I'm sure he mom is regretting not getting that abortion now….sigh..

      • AKBAR

        her* damnit! watching this video did make me stupid!

    • doug1550

      Wrong…..She is dumb, Bitches.

    • boll

      she sounds like shes from new york which would explain alot

    • Yo Mamma

      Need to find her!!!! I want to see the video of somebody explaining Leap Year to her and see her reaction when she realizes that she is an idiot.

      • The_Dood

        Impossible. You couldn't rationally explain anything to this girl and have her understand it.

      • Grimfok

        Your assuming she would be able to comprehend it

        • DFA&S

          *You're

          DIP-FUCK ASS & SHIT

    • A_O

      if her friend had a birthday on leap day and said she was 5, wouldnt that make her 20 and still in highschool?

      • Epitomizer

        Sounds like someone spilled a drum of dumbass in their drinking water.

        • MathTeacher

          Actually it just means she's older then 17, which is 4 x 4 +1

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      00:37- 00:41 you can actually see her brain crash and then reboot

    • DaddyD

      I think she trolled all of you. Great satire.

    • Johnny5

      If she was retarded, you would all be telling her how much of a hero she was.

      • STFU Donny

        *intellectually disabled, please!

    • BanffChiver

      I want her to swallow a knife!

    • Yukikun64

      what a selfish cunt…. my god. No wonder the U.S. is in the shitter… stupid people like this.. jeez.

    • Hank

      Gotta love the public school system

    • Ryan Dolph

      what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • Joe

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

    • RealZoo

      Agree but we are kinda stuck here. Lol

      • elliott

        shes trolling chill the fuck out

        • Deads

          Lets hope she is trolling. If not we might have to kill her for the sake of humanity

    • Mike

      I like the futurama reference…but agreed…

    • non prophet

      i feel you. i had to go watch some Noam Chomsky vids on youtube to have my faith in humanity restored

    • funkyf

      the chivettes make me wanna stay

    • Blaah

      Just kick people like this off the planet. We dont need them

    • tex

      That was my first response

    • Kim

      The gene pool needs chlorine

    • shes dumb

      could not agree more

    • http://twitter.com/Obi1Kenobi @Obi1Kenobi

      screw that i like this planet, I want her OFF!

    • Greg

      maybe we can send the dumb shits like this to newts moon colony.

      • LockStock

        Agreed. She might just as well be in the current administration.

    • The Q

      We are all now stupider for listening to you

    • Francisco

      Me neither…. i can't believe people like this really exist!!! :S

    • CEngChiver

      A message from the Space Engineers. "We feel your pain and are working on this problem."

    • qwerty

      If my Iq just rose…but it was because the baseline just dropped by a fuckload.

  • NJS

    This gave me a headache

  • Josh

    i belieeeve the children are our futuuuure

    • Iswhatitis

      Hahahahaha, that made me have a giggle attack. I am supposed to be doing up court docs and people are looking at me funny.

    • Girt

      Win x 1000

    • RealZoo

      Time to start believing in something else. Lol

    • dozer

      ha! we're doomed!

    • Alan

      …teach them well and let them lead the way

    • Smurf_taint

      Its always sunny in Philadelphia quote. Love it

    • Nicole

      hahaha

    • faceies

      not this one

  • Mark

    I bet she'll have a tattoo on her arm within a week of her next boyfriend.

    • chance

      lulz

    • Lev

      I'm simultaneously proud and embarrassed for knowing exactly what reference you are making.

      • 2pumpdump

        I hear ya brah.

      • pete

        We're all in the same boat here brother, just grab an oar and keep on paddlin'!

      • OneSunOutfitter

        me too

    • Jon

      lol

    • MattDamonFace

      hahaha. so true and so unfortunate, because she brings approximately nothing to the table. if she was hot, at least you could forgive her or just not pay any attention at all to whatever diarrhea is seeping out of her blowjob hole.

    • Cools10

      LOL

    • Steven B

      epic comment is epic

    • justin

      That has to be the funniest comment made about his dumb little girl. I shudder to think that someone from her generation is going to be in charge of this country.

      • whoa

        you know some pretentious old dipshit probably said the exact same thing about your generation, right champ?

    • That's racist!

      I bet itl have to be white cause the boyfriend will already be black…

  • Jason

    Holy fuck this hurts my brain.

    • wildgrover

      It's like nails on a chalkboard.

    • niudgc

      Why is she yelling at me?

    • 420soldier

      Yeaahh…. google much….

  • JML

    School systems have done well for her

    • Blake

      Yea, her gfriend might be 5…but if she gives herself two bdays a year…she gets to be old as fuck

      • Zoey

        Who the heck is 20 and STILL in high school???

        • Zoey

          … oh wait! Girls like this one and her friends obviously!

    • G Man

      You can't blame the school system on this one, I'm pretty sure she failed the system and not the other way around.

  • WILL

    KILL IT NOW!!

    • Find Her

      and kill her

    • Alex

      KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/Wrestling_Stars @Wrestling_Stars

      Torture it then kill it then show it in schools to make sure nobody else acts this way and if they do they will die a horrible death worse than just fire.

    • Insane2U

      with fire

    • Shep

      Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    • COREY

      KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS!!

  • thatguy

    Geez what a foul mouthed, disrespectful, bratty, stupid child. Good job parents.

    • KroD

      We humans should start sterilizing at birth, then, after completing a 2 year long class and vigorous testing, we give people the right to reproduce after receiving a theoretical "government says you can bone" card … .. . was that in a movie? that would make a good start to a movie.

      • Brian

        Keanau Reeves in parent, you need a license to drive a car, own a dog, fish but they will let any but reem and asshole be a father.

        • Todd

          "Butt reeming". Asshole.

  • jean.

    She… is going places.

    • BostonChiver

      The derp hall of fame, for sure.

      • akgoalie

        yes

    • KroD

      Local strip joint or pay webcam sites?

      • Casper

        Meth rehab.

    • aph

      with her mathematical brilliance, she'll be giving bjs in the back alley 2 for 1

    • Tim

      Mostly to gas station bathrooms

    • NickBurnin8

      She's going places….possibly the next season of Jersey Shore

    • sol

      Yes she is… various strip clubs! They are the only places that are going to be willing to hire her dumb ass although I bet the other strippers will make fun of her too!

    • James

      Jean let me just say that your hot *

  • Dangbeing

    BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH that is all I got out of this

    • bumble

      This goes for most teenage girls

  • Concerned dad

    If my daughters ever say anything this retarded I will save you all and kill them myself

    • 123

      Tracy Morgan, is that you?

    • aph

      never have i been more in favor of child abuse

      • The_Dood

        It's not abuse. It's more like putting them (and us) out of their misery.

        • Walter S.

          Don't be fatuous, Jeffery. But seriously, I feel sorry for any boyfriends, coworkers or therapists in her future.

    • Nate

      You sir, are a good father.

    • Ian

      Casey Anthony??

  • John

    Someone should bitch slap that girl's mother for giving birth to her….

    • KroD

      I did. She didn't notice.

      • Tankus

        LOL!

    • Matt

      A bitch slap wouldn't be enough. You'd need to roundhouse kick her uterus.

  • oliverklosov

    Somebody please slap that bitch!

  • Aran

    she needs to shut her squeeky ass voice up

  • http://twitter.com/JordanTurnip @JordanTurnip

    she looks like james franco.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      And she sounds like James Gandolfini.

    • Schadeboy

      I thought she looked familiar…

  • Wasson

    "Aliens" B***H todays my birthday lol

    • Dakota

      happy birthday

  • loyal chiver danbob

    We all just became a little more dumb, having watched this space monkey ramble on.lol

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    Unfortunately she's right… "This is what society has come to"

    • Cinurwe

      Irony

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      I wouldnt shutter while drowning her

  • Ryan

    That's a weird lookin kitchen…

    • Today

      i wouldn't even want her in a kitchen

    • David

      YESSSSS….

    • Zackko

      YES YES YES YES…Someone had to make a kitchen joke! I knew there'd be one. Thumbs up haha

  • electric boogalo

    ‎"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

    • David

      THIS!

    • Uckheavy

      I will be stealing this.

      • Jay

        From Calvin & Hobbes. Greatest newspaper comic strip ever.

    • THExKRAKEN

      The guide is a wholly remarkable book.

  • sm98012

    suggest she learn the phrase "would you like fries with that"?

    • Underbaker

      She will probably end up as a waitress that complains about not getting tips.

    • John

      She would probably be better off learning the phrase "lookin' for a good time sweetie?"….

    • Fuzzy

      Noooooo…I don't want her serving food to ANYone! She's likely to add her own "sauce" (ptooey)!

  • Mike P

    As she says, "this is whats wrong with society." She is whats wrong with society.

    • Irish Ali

      Ha! I thought the SAME exact thing.

  • BostonChiver

    Derp, le derp, haderp haderp. I just stabbed my eardrums with knitting needles.

  • The Fist

    Why did I watch that…

    • poof

      i made it halfway and was clawing my eyes out

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