I do what I want (30 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your photos to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatevs.

  • Aran

    #13 that goat just didn't give a fuck.

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      Yeah….what a dick…

    • Master_Rahl

      that's not fair – the goat clearly doesn't have his reading glasses on.

      • wizzy

        Hey Kid, get down from there!

        • Master_Rahl

          well done!

  • PDiddily420

    #22 If that's a Glory Hole, she's gonna shoot her eye out!

    • DDD

      Is Psula on the other side??

      • Alpha0010


  • bobbuilder


  • Lord Stig XLVI Esq.

    attention chivers…testicles….that is all

    • 2pumpdump

      You sir, have none.

  • Toots McGee

    #30 You and me both…

  • Craig

    I do what I want. I chive at work!

  • DDD


    Get back in the kitchen now!!!!

    • The J

      That's a woman? I thought that was McCain, after he grew his hair out a bit.

  • aaaa

    #13 , Bitch, I'm a goat.

    • JJJ

      Bitches love goats.

  • ZachBob

    #17 When your controller doesn’t work, don’t complain about it.

    • The J

      Aha! One of the "don't come crying to me when . . . " crowd! These posts must drive you mad, mad I say!

      • Geshko

        Most of them are arbitrary social conventions that are being flouted. Those are funny.

        Putting your batteries in like that, scientifically won't work, no matter if you give lots, one, or no fucks.

    • yoselahonda

      #17 that controller is most certainly not gonna do what you want.

    • B Rett

      its all good…I stayed positive…

  • Cdiddy

    Chive please find #4 she is a cutie, what a great smile!

    • Althing

      If I put the same sign on my face, think it would work?

  • _ThisGuy_

    #26 was cut, not ripped

  • meh

    30 – lol

  • DDD

    #18 Friend zone drinking

  • non prophet

    #18 reminds me of this club in europe when i took a really long straw snuck up behind people and had at their drinks. in retrospect luckily i didnt get herpes of the mouth

    • DutchChiveFan

      Yep, we all have herpes of the mouth here….
      Please come again, you might get lucky. 😉

    • Johhnyslappingham

      Awesome story! Tell it again

  • aaaa


    • wtf


    • Master_Rahl

      Sandler reference, it's been a while since I heard that one.

    • Bickle

      You button hooked me.

    • MattKL

      Where's the Old Man and his stick?

  • MgoBlue

    The new Honeybadger…

    • sigh

      This is the Billy Goat…

  • BigPup

    #7 More kids need this…

    • MonkeyMadness

      That looks like fun actually. I can see me doing this as a kid. Tired of walking? Didn't want to go to the store anyway? Screw it, drag me.

  • BostonChiver.

    #4 DO want. Please sir, may we have some moar?

  • SilkySapper

    how is #28 an "I do what I want"? he's walking in the entrance

    • GomerPyle

      He's going OUT the IN door…

    • Underbaker

      If you read the "IN" sign he is coming out then.

      • etcrr

        In thru the outdoor was a Robert Plant tune I believe

        • Jduceii

          Close, but no cigar. It was Prince.
          "'She walked in thru the outdoor, outdoor, outdoor,
          She wore a raspberry beret,
          kind you find in a second hand store."

          • Underbaker

            But shouldn't we be singing about going Out through the In Door? Which was the 8th album of Vanilla Fudge. Apparently a play on words of the 1979 Led Zeppelin album In Through the Out Door.

  • Martin McFly

    #14 we got a badass over here!

    • CjNut

      took me a minute..I spent the first 45 sec staring at her tits looking for the 'joke'

  • RealZoo

    #13 "They're rocks, I'm a goat, that's what we do!!!"

  • BostonChiver.

    #26…I sense tomfoolery here.

    • Badass

      He must be from Southy

      • BostonChiver.

        Or Southie…either one.

  • Boooger

    #18 drink ninja, an hour later he is going to be stealing your girl.

    • Dick Salad

      He'll need to steal more than one to make her look any better…

  • The J

    #22 #23 Be great if pressing the button shot shit outta the hole

    • some-dude

      I think it would be better if it showed the person looking through the hole an image of Goatsee, or Blue Waffle

  • MacNCheesePro

    #5 belongs in the "Nailed it" gallery as well. Sadly, I know some people that would try that.

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      been there. done that.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      94.9 F.M. San Diego Rock station. KCCO Dago.

    • MattKL

      I thought the same thing.

    • MonkeyMadness

      The cassette player makes a nifty ipod holder.

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