I love Russian club girls but I’m not sure about the company they keep (34 Photos)

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  • J-Z

    F-I-R-S-T
    Feel
    Inferior
    Replying
    Slower
    Twats

    • Gmoney

      Yer a douche

      • J-Z

        and you're slow

    • yrrtrded

      Who fucking cares if you're first….are you five years old?

    • Meh

      and you must be so proud of your accomplishment!

    • DaddyD

      Ignore them and maybe they will go away.

    • 65massey

      I could have been first but I hurt my eyes, I was speed reading and I ran into a F#$%ing bookmark.

    • Dave

      BFD

    • ashley elisa

      Girls hate a guy who comes first.

      • ashley elisa

        that's why i'm a lesbian!

        • Mike Rotch

          yea, you're a lesbian and i bet you're ugly as fuck too.

          • Jack_LeMac

            That Mike Rotch has really got a way with the ladies

    • SlutsRule

      Premature ejaculation is a treatable condition

    • Guest

      Good for you, I guess!!

    • J-Z

      Guys i do actually feel like a douche doing it, but once i thought of that acronym i had to use it. I've been trying to think of one to to reply to people who say first, but i have no ideas

      • woohdoggy

        Yo man, I gotta say that was a funny acronym. All the haters gotta stop bein' so self-righteous n' shit.

        • hatedroopies

          H-A-T-E-R-S
          Halting
          All
          The
          Equal
          Right
          Speeches

    • Billybob

      At least this one is more original than usual

  • SPZander

    #16

    • Master_Rahl

      Once I finally peeled my eyes off that Russian superhottie, I noticed that the dude with her is an odd mix of Eminem and Timberlake.

      • Allex

        man screw you

    • HoF

      A definite find her candidate!

  • Daniel Tosh

    I like butty and big ol' titties

    • 2 live crew...

      bitch you know you been fucked by many… so come and be my private dancer… i got the money if you got the answer…

      • .-0-

        Y U so ghey?

  • Craigery

    #1 What's wrong with her face? Why are all the proportions off? Is she from Pripyat?

    • yo'

      she honestly doesnt look like a real person

    • jjjmc

      I read Pripyat in Cpt. Price's voice

    • someone

      its a new trend they got going there, plastic lip surgery to make them duck-faced permanently. she also got some botox going. they think its a hip thing. i am russian myself and its really embarrassing how my people have turned into this..

      • Underbaker

        It wouldn't hurt if she ate a couple of sandwiches too.

    • SilkySapper

      No she's just Russian, don't worry, all the other ones will turn fucking nasty ugly by the time they are 30 too, it's genetics, don't blame me cuz God made them ugly

    • amon

      YALL STOOPIT THAT BITCH IS FIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEE

  • oliverklosov

    #7 #10 #29 Derp Derp Derp
    #4 HOT!!!

    • Allex

      your derpina lmfuckingasso
      ff!

  • Craigery

    #4 = Russian Tara Reid. Not really a good thing.

    • Brian

      She's rolling. Check out the eyes.

    • WikipediaLovesMe

      More like Reese Witherspoon

    • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

      You're way off. It's Michelle Beadle!

  • paco

    much too many clothes on in here…

  • Gmoney

    #32 Looks like average Joe has a chance in Russia. Im booking my flight right now!

    • mricanssuck

      Good luck if you're an american going there …loser

      • Odie

        There you are again douche bag. You're like herpes. No one wants you but you keep coming back around.

    • SilkySapper

      If you're a rich corrupt oligarch or member of the Russian Mob maybe you'd have a chance.

    • dude

      average ivan will just kill you!

  • Ned Plimpton

    #31 MOAARRR!!!

    • Allex

      lame

    • Dude

      He's not that hot

  • Csquaredapparel

    WE NEED MOAR OF #22 #26 #31

    • Csquaredapparel

      I MEANT TO PUT #30 NOT #31 OOPS

  • Craigery

    #17 That outfit is kinda hot.

    • fed

      yeah, and it has nothing to do with the hottie wearing it…

  • Mike

    Fuck, I never want to go to Russia

  • Leddy420

    Can't tell if….hipsters or douchebags.

    • really

      cant it be both

      • Underbaker

        Hipbags… Doucheters?

    • SilkySapper

      Aren't those the same thing?

  • College Dave

    Are these guys in a hurry? Because it looks like they're Russian.

    • SilkySapper

      They are just Hungary

    • 8track technology

      Russian….Himalayin…..Finish….

  • Craigery

    #33 Hottest chick in this post. Find her.

    • Katie

      can't see her face…

    • Craigery

      Damn you, Chive, for removing a picture. This was supposed to be #32.

  • jello

    In Russia every one is from jersy

  • Garret

    So basically there's zero competition for hot girls in Russia. Booking a plane ticket now.

    • Craigery

      How much money do you make? Because I'll bet you these dudes are all loaded. Probably heirs to vodka empires or organized crime.

      • Underbaker

        I kind of figured that when I got to #31 the "I have money aura" is strong here.

  • Master_Rahl

    #8 #35 Pshaw! Modesty is overrated. Let it all hang out, ladies.

  • tom

    #24 Smokey the Bear?

  • Primer Gray

    Is #14 Bruce Willis' gay brother?

    • Underbaker

      I was blinded by the aura of doucheness that radiated from him, but now that you said it, yeah he does look a lot like Bruce Willis. <img src="http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bruce-willis-at-surrogates-premiere.jpg&quot; width="400">

    • sfb101

      More like Mickey Rourke's…

    • Eddie

      haha i said the same thing when i saw this! totally agree

    • fetts

      kill it with fire!

    • KayMan

      ситуация

    • Jimbo

      Appears to have pretty low body fat percentage, still no arm definition. Strange. I do however not approve of the shirt.

      • pete

        Stronger than average, but obviously spends more time on the bench than with a curly bar in hand!

  • bukssna

    Thats because most of them are mobsters!! 😀

    • drinkup

      pretty much…most of the clubs in Moscow are nothing but mob hangouts

  • 80's Baby

    #11… wow.. nice up skirt

    • SilkySapper

      she would have to be wearing a skirt for it to be upskirt

  • AmBush_Steve

    Just me or does it look like the entire country's filled with douchbags & hipsters?

    • mricanssuck

      kind of like the USA

    • Steve's_Gay

      Yea it does, I can conclusively say that Russia is filled with douchebags and hipsters by the 34 photos I saw of Russian clubs on the Chive. I am one cultured son of a bitch.

  • Dr Fap

    What a crappy post

  • we todd

    Meanwhile in non soviet Russia.

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