Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • etcrr

    #4 not no, Hell fuckin No same with #24

    • Mhm

      Idk i'd say "Hell yes" to the second one.

    • adjks

      watch your language, stan

    • RealZoo

      My balls hid just from looking at #4.
      Where is # 24?

    • rdpr


  • n word jim

    #10 goddamn. it's only 10pm in hawaii but good morning chive

    • Kigero

      8 am here in England. Good morning to you

    • HawaiiBoy

      Shout out to Hawaii Chivers!!

    • Jeff

      DMA's always up by about 10pm ish here

    • MattKL

      Hits at 2 AM central time in the continental US.

    • bob

      Georgie Darby. obviously hot and hilarious on twitter

    • whyme1973

      Cute as hell.

    • cheehu

      Love reading the morning awesomeness before i go to bed here:)

  • Lance

    #17 – Sears Tower.

    You'd be surprised at just how scared people get of heights.

    • The Andychrist

      Seems pretty common if you ask me…

    • Crazy Carl

      You mean Willis Tower. aka Big Willey. But your right it will always be to me and a lot of other Chicagoins the Sears Tower. Go Bears, Bulls, and Hawks!

    • Johnny K.

      I'm getting vertigo from the picture…

    • sardine

      unless someone straight up takes a shit out of their dick in sheer panic, i don't think i will be surprised

    • rphilman1

      Chicago represent!

    • Inmate655321

      I'd love to stand just inside that glassed partition with a breaking glass soundwave to play on my droid. Just think of the soiled pants.

      • Tony

        Funny as hell, but mean….lol

    • lonin

      I love how it's all kids out on the glass and the only adult is still half way in the building.

  • Still_Counts

    #20 is still a better love story than Twilight.

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      I make that same face every time I scroll the SC on Fridays.

  • Wet_tosti

    #12 Force grip! Executed flawless!

  • etcrr

    #10 beautiful woman, nice smile and I love the suit

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Right, now delete your comment again.

      – the one you love to hate

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        you really don't know do you?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        'cause you do so all the fucking time?

        – Fan testimonial: "I salute you Paula… You keep cunting… You're the best at it."

        • Jen

          stan, you are pretty annoying.

          • Stan

            Fuck you too

          • Sleep_Salone

            Hahahahahaha…Stan_Dalone goes internet postal.

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Check this out: http://thoughtcatalog.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content

              – Fan testimonial: "I don't know if you are in a mental institution, but you need to be."

              • Sleep_Salone

                Brilliant…but I don't think our buddy Stan would be able to follow that.

        • etcrr

          You were are and always will be the lowest form of life on this planet. Not fit for cleaning the shit off anyone's boots. You don't impress me or for that matter much of anyone else. So go join stuf where ever he went and have a nice day

        • etcrr

          What right, what privilege do you have to judge me, NONE that's what. so STFU and move on have a nice day

      • etcrr

        I do what I want when I WANT. Not you or anyone else can control or manipulate me. You are a living piece of shit, Nothing more. Take your trolls and go play in traffic

  • gunnerx

    #29 Nailed it

    • MattKL

      I see what you did there.

    • Omblom

      Nope, you are actually screwed 😉

    • astoner

      Was it just me or did anyone else think, how did he get a nail stuck in the cone-piece.

      • Luurtsy

        It was just you.

    • Felcus

      Or use a corkscrew. Your call.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Good idea, except for the barefoot wine. Shit tastes like feet.

      • Dick Salad

        Now now, don't offend all the cheap bastards that lurk here from their berry gawking.

      • Gusto

        Heh I thought almost the same thing when I saw the pic.

    • Wyph

      Now what if you missed? Would have shattered the bottle as you nailed it in.

  • Ander

    #27 Almost looks like a man's hand!

    • LucretiusCaro

      I was thinking the exact same thing.

    • T-rex

      HA thats funny i thought the same thing totally looks like a dude

    • Paul B.

      Oh man, I was hoping it was just me……. but that hand's freaking me out a little

    • Jandro

      no nailpolish on thumb either??? i call SHOPPED!

      • nothankyou

        It's there

    • nuccabay

      she has man hands…

    • tony mc

      and why hide a phone when person opposite is using a laptop?

  • Hazzaa

    #18 forever alone

  • Suavecito

    #3 – Herro! I pray da frute for you?

    • tapsnapornap

      No, pray me the vegetaber

    • MonkeyMadness

      I see what you did there. Well played. ;P

      • SadeShadz

        OMG!!!! xD I can't breathe!!! Too funny you guys!!! Hahahaa!!

  • Jake

    Good Morning Good Morning, Sesame street shirt is a hottie

  • Charlie

    #8 I do what I want

    • RicH

      Funny to think these idiots came up with the Arabic numbering system. Wait, is that mean? Sorry, my bad.

      • Intifada

        Those "idiots" also came up with medicine, algebra, and astronomy. And just because is he wearing that kind of clothing doesn't mean he is Arabic, he could be from Pakistan.

        • douche

          hell, he could be from Dearborn, Michigan

        • Infidel

          They also came up with suicide bombing, stoning women to death, and boy sex Thursday.

          • Cantaloupe

            You think they were actually first to do any of those?

  • etcrr

    #30 is lucky he has a face left

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Reminds me of me playing Battle Field 2….I suck :$

    • Tally Ban

      Why I'm not worried about the war on terror…… Take that Israel!

    • picassoed

      He has a face left because his face right is gone.

    • thedude325

      Dude, is it really necessary to post 3 times on the first page?

      • Jen

        hurry up and refresh so you can comment on the newest post!

    • mali_sapun

      that scene is from a movie called Four lions, if i'm not mistaken

  • MattKL

    #8 Fuck it, I'm out.

    • JerryLinGiant

      i like how he slowed down at first to double check that there wasn't glass haha

  • doogie

    #1 The Polish Fire Department working hard

    • intensed


      • THAT_GUY

        I accidently thumbed up your comment….. so its really -7 -___-

        • Feuerbach

          There, I fixed it for you 😉

  • GrimTheOprimist

    #10 what is that angel’s name?

    • The_Dood

      Thanks to bob above – "Georgie Darby. obviously hot and hilarious on twitter "

  • cody


    You must be at least this tall to piss in our urinals.

    • dirtysteve99

      Your fail amuses me.

    • SomethingClever

      Just put a # in front of the number buddy. If it were that much trouble, no one would add pictures to comments…

    • THAT_GUY

      still laughing… 2 min later

  • shane

    #10 great jumpingjack jesus. who is this girl?

  • NcouthYouth

    #19 "I'm drunk as fuuuuccckkk!"

    • paco

      Welcome to Europe guys!

    • psully23

      Rugby fans. Get them starting young.

    • dirtysteve99

      Meanwhile, in England.

      All it's missing is the kid's no doubt racist chant.

      • hey bra

        yeh fuck off you dirty cunt

        • dirtysteve99

          you mad bra?

      • Tonus

        I suppose if it were in America he'd be clinically obese and going for beer pong instead?

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Stadium rules apply.

    • Doobsy

      Rugby – Beer,Short Shorts and Weird Balls

      He must have been a sad drunk after Wales won the tripple crown in dirty Twickenham!
      C'Mon Wales!

    • mouchette

      The Juggalo army has gone national now.

  • Mathias

    #16 I have the weirdest boner right now

    • gron

      How can something be adorable, sexy and intimidating at the same time?

      • Paul B.

        I was trying to remember the last time I was that excited about something I'd done… think I should go lie down a while.

    • RealZoo

      Careful or that boner might end up the same way. ~~Slashed~~

    • http://wilhelmscream.net Rex Hondo

      I'm scareoused…

  • doogie

    #23 projected image of Snooki's baby

    • AmBush_Steve

      All I have to say about that picture is WOOF.

      • JAFitC

        Then why bother?

  • Young Comfy Jones


    Mega Choc Henge

    • dashete

      More like: Moaiga Choc

      • Biggus Diccus

        Exactly my thoughts, looked like those Easter Island statues

    • spicticus

      Dum Dum, You give me Gum Gum? You better Run Run!

    • Bman12688


    • naluukti

      Unimpressed milk jug is not impressed.

  • dashete

    #20 Welcome to life, this will be taking up 90% of you attention for the next 70 years. Try do something marginally constructive with the other 10%

  • bill
  • Doesn't Matter

    #11 NFL draft is coming up

    • jdubs21

      Will be drafted by the Oakland Raiders

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