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March 2, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
#4 not no, Hell fuckin No same with #24
Idk i'd say "Hell yes" to the second one.
watch your language, stan
My balls hid just from looking at #4.
Where is # 24?
#10 goddamn. it's only 10pm in hawaii but good morning chive
8 am here in England. Good morning to you
Shout out to Hawaii Chivers!!
DMA's always up by about 10pm ish here
Hits at 2 AM central time in the continental US.
Georgie Darby. obviously hot and hilarious on twitter
Cute as hell.
Love reading the morning awesomeness before i go to bed here:)
#17 – Sears Tower.
You'd be surprised at just how scared people get of heights.
Seems pretty common if you ask me…
You mean Willis Tower. aka Big Willey. But your right it will always be to me and a lot of other Chicagoins the Sears Tower. Go Bears, Bulls, and Hawks!
I'm getting vertigo from the picture…
unless someone straight up takes a shit out of their dick in sheer panic, i don't think i will be surprised
I'd love to stand just inside that glassed partition with a breaking glass soundwave to play on my droid. Just think of the soiled pants.
Funny as hell, but mean….lol
I love how it's all kids out on the glass and the only adult is still half way in the building.
#20 is still a better love story than Twilight.
I make that same face every time I scroll the SC on Fridays.
#12 Force grip! Executed flawless!
#10 beautiful woman, nice smile and I love the suit
Right, now delete your comment again.
- the one you love to hate
you really don't know do you?
'cause you do so all the fucking time?
- Fan testimonial: "I salute you Paula… You keep cunting… You're the best at it."
stan, you are pretty annoying.
Fuck you too
Hahahahahaha…Stan_Dalone goes internet postal.
Check this out: http://thoughtcatalog.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content…
- Fan testimonial: "I don't know if you are in a mental institution, but you need to be."
Brilliant…but I don't think our buddy Stan would be able to follow that.
You were are and always will be the lowest form of life on this planet. Not fit for cleaning the shit off anyone's boots. You don't impress me or for that matter much of anyone else. So go join stuf where ever he went and have a nice day
- I was reading your reply and just came in my mouth a little…
What right, what privilege do you have to judge me, NONE that's what. so STFU and move on have a nice day
I do what I want when I WANT. Not you or anyone else can control or manipulate me. You are a living piece of shit, Nothing more. Take your trolls and go play in traffic
- Fan testimonial: "Paula, theChive really wouldn't seem the same without you. "
I don't know if you are in a mental institution, but you need to be
Get 'er Stan.,,tell her the one about the bullshit on her face.
#29 Nailed it
I see what you did there.
Nope, you are actually screwed
Was it just me or did anyone else think, how did he get a nail stuck in the cone-piece.
It was just you.
Or use a corkscrew. Your call.
Good idea, except for the barefoot wine. Shit tastes like feet.
Now now, don't offend all the cheap bastards that lurk here from their berry gawking.
Heh I thought almost the same thing when I saw the pic.
Now what if you missed? Would have shattered the bottle as you nailed it in.
#27 Almost looks like a man's hand!
I was thinking the exact same thing.
HA thats funny i thought the same thing totally looks like a dude
Oh man, I was hoping it was just me……. but that hand's freaking me out a little
no nailpolish on thumb either??? i call SHOPPED!
she has man hands…
and why hide a phone when person opposite is using a laptop?
#18 forever alone
#3 – Herro! I pray da frute for you?
No, pray me the vegetaber
I see what you did there. Well played. ;P
OMG!!!! xD I can't breathe!!! Too funny you guys!!! Hahahaa!!
Good Morning Good Morning, Sesame street shirt is a hottie
#8 I do what I want
Funny to think these idiots came up with the Arabic numbering system. Wait, is that mean? Sorry, my bad.
Those "idiots" also came up with medicine, algebra, and astronomy. And just because is he wearing that kind of clothing doesn't mean he is Arabic, he could be from Pakistan.
hell, he could be from Dearborn, Michigan
They also came up with suicide bombing, stoning women to death, and boy sex Thursday.
You think they were actually first to do any of those?
#30 is lucky he has a face left
Reminds me of me playing Battle Field 2….I suck :$
Why I'm not worried about the war on terror…… Take that Israel!
He has a face left because his face right is gone.
Dude, is it really necessary to post 3 times on the first page?
hurry up and refresh so you can comment on the newest post!
that scene is from a movie called Four lions, if i'm not mistaken
#8 Fuck it, I'm out.
i like how he slowed down at first to double check that there wasn't glass haha
#1 The Polish Fire Department working hard
I accidently thumbed up your comment….. so its really -7 -___-
There, I fixed it for you
#10 what is that angel’s name?
Thanks to bob above – "Georgie Darby. obviously hot and hilarious on twitter "
You must be at least this tall to piss in our urinals.
Your fail amuses me.
Just put a # in front of the number buddy. If it were that much trouble, no one would add pictures to comments…
still laughing… 2 min later
#10 great jumpingjack jesus. who is this girl?
#19 "I'm drunk as fuuuuccckkk!"
Welcome to Europe guys!
Rugby fans. Get them starting young.
Meanwhile, in England.
All it's missing is the kid's no doubt racist chant.
yeh fuck off you dirty cunt
you mad bra?
I suppose if it were in America he'd be clinically obese and going for beer pong instead?
Stadium rules apply.
Rugby – Beer,Short Shorts and Weird Balls
He must have been a sad drunk after Wales won the tripple crown in dirty Twickenham!
The Juggalo army has gone national now.
#16 I have the weirdest boner right now
How can something be adorable, sexy and intimidating at the same time?
I was trying to remember the last time I was that excited about something I'd done… think I should go lie down a while.
Careful or that boner might end up the same way. ~~Slashed~~
#23 projected image of Snooki's baby
All I have to say about that picture is WOOF.
Then why bother?
Mega Choc Henge
More like: Moaiga Choc
Exactly my thoughts, looked like those Easter Island statues
Dum Dum, You give me Gum Gum? You better Run Run!
Unimpressed milk jug is not impressed.
#20 Welcome to life, this will be taking up 90% of you attention for the next 70 years. Try do something marginally constructive with the other 10%
#11 NFL draft is coming up
Will be drafted by the Oakland Raiders
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