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Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

March 2, 2012 | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

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etcrr

#4 not no, Hell fuckin No same with #24

Mhm

Idk i'd say "Hell yes" to the second one.
adjks

watch your language, stan
RealZoo

My balls hid just from looking at #4.
Where is # 24?
rdpr

Pussy

n word jim

#10 goddamn. it's only 10pm in hawaii but good morning chive

Kigero

8 am here in England. Good morning to you
HawaiiBoy

Shout out to Hawaii Chivers!!
Jeff

DMA's always up by about 10pm ish here
MattKL

Hits at 2 AM central time in the continental US.
bob

Georgie Darby. obviously hot and hilarious on twitter
whyme1973

Cute as hell.
cheehu

Love reading the morning awesomeness before i go to bed here:)

Lance

#17 – Sears Tower.

You'd be surprised at just how scared people get of heights.

The Andychrist

Seems pretty common if you ask me…
Crazy Carl

You mean Willis Tower. aka Big Willey. But your right it will always be to me and a lot of other Chicagoins the Sears Tower. Go Bears, Bulls, and Hawks!
Johnny K.

I'm getting vertigo from the picture…
sardine

unless someone straight up takes a shit out of their dick in sheer panic, i don't think i will be surprised
rphilman1

Chicago represent!
Inmate655321

I'd love to stand just inside that glassed partition with a breaking glass soundwave to play on my droid. Just think of the soiled pants.

Tony

Mean.
Funny as hell, but mean….lol

lonin

I love how it's all kids out on the glass and the only adult is still half way in the building.

Still_Counts

#20 is still a better love story than Twilight.

Hassel Shattnerhoff

I make that same face every time I scroll the SC on Fridays.

Wet_tosti

#12 Force grip! Executed flawless!
etcrr

#10 beautiful woman, nice smile and I love the suit

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Right, now delete your comment again.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

you really don't know do you?
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

'cause you do so all the fucking time?

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "I salute you Paula… You keep cunting… You're the best at it."

Jen

stan, you are pretty annoying.

Stan

Fuck you too
Sleep_Salone

Hahahahahaha…Stan_Dalone goes internet postal.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Check this out: http://thoughtcatalog.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content…

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "I don't know if you are in a mental institution, but you need to be."

Sleep_Salone

Brilliant…but I don't think our buddy Stan would be able to follow that.

etcrr

You were are and always will be the lowest form of life on this planet. Not fit for cleaning the shit off anyone's boots. You don't impress me or for that matter much of anyone else. So go join stuf where ever he went and have a nice day

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

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Hugs,
Paula
- I was reading your reply and just came in my mouth a little…

etcrr

What right, what privilege do you have to judge me, NONE that's what. so STFU and move on have a nice day

etcrr

I do what I want when I WANT. Not you or anyone else can control or manipulate me. You are a living piece of shit, Nothing more. Take your trolls and go play in traffic

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TMi-5I5BZvA/RjIrHti_mMI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/XlofYezHIw4/s320/DrPhil.jpg">
Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Paula, theChive really wouldn't seem the same without you. "

etcrr

I don't know if you are in a mental institution, but you need to be

Sleep_Salone

Get 'er Stan.,,tell her the one about the bullshit on her face.

gunnerx

#29 Nailed it

MattKL

I see what you did there.
Omblom

Nope, you are actually screwed
astoner

Was it just me or did anyone else think, how did he get a nail stuck in the cone-piece.

Luurtsy

It was just you.

Felcus

Or use a corkscrew. Your call.
Biggus Diccus

Good idea, except for the barefoot wine. Shit tastes like feet.

Dick Salad

Now now, don't offend all the cheap bastards that lurk here from their berry gawking.
Gusto

Heh I thought almost the same thing when I saw the pic.

Wyph

Now what if you missed? Would have shattered the bottle as you nailed it in.

Ander

#27 Almost looks like a man's hand!

LucretiusCaro

I was thinking the exact same thing.
T-rex

HA thats funny i thought the same thing totally looks like a dude
Paul B.

Oh man, I was hoping it was just me……. but that hand's freaking me out a little
Jandro

no nailpolish on thumb either??? i call SHOPPED!

nothankyou

It's there

nuccabay

she has man hands…
tony mc

and why hide a phone when person opposite is using a laptop?

Hazzaa

#18 forever alone
Suavecito

#3 – Herro! I pray da frute for you?

tapsnapornap

No, pray me the vegetaber
MonkeyMadness

I see what you did there. Well played. ;P

SadeShadz

OMG!!!! xD I can't breathe!!! Too funny you guys!!! Hahahaa!!

Jake

Good Morning Good Morning, Sesame street shirt is a hottie
Charlie

#8 I do what I want

RicH

Funny to think these idiots came up with the Arabic numbering system. Wait, is that mean? Sorry, my bad.

Intifada

Those "idiots" also came up with medicine, algebra, and astronomy. And just because is he wearing that kind of clothing doesn't mean he is Arabic, he could be from Pakistan.

douche

hell, he could be from Dearborn, Michigan
Infidel

They also came up with suicide bombing, stoning women to death, and boy sex Thursday.

Cantaloupe

You think they were actually first to do any of those?

etcrr

#30 is lucky he has a face left

ShakeyTheMoyle

Reminds me of me playing Battle Field 2….I suck :$
Tally Ban

Why I'm not worried about the war on terror…… Take that Israel!
picassoed

He has a face left because his face right is gone.
thedude325

Dude, is it really necessary to post 3 times on the first page?

Jen

hurry up and refresh so you can comment on the newest post!

mali_sapun

that scene is from a movie called Four lions, if i'm not mistaken

MattKL

#8 Fuck it, I'm out.

JerryLinGiant

i like how he slowed down at first to double check that there wasn't glass haha

doogie

#1 The Polish Fire Department working hard

intensed

Racist

THAT_GUY

I accidently thumbed up your comment….. so its really -7 -___-

Feuerbach

There, I fixed it for you

GrimTheOprimist

#10 what is that angel’s name?

The_Dood

Thanks to bob above – "Georgie Darby. obviously hot and hilarious on twitter "

cody

/Users/codyaycock/Desktop/chive-morning-awesomeness-12.jpg

You must be at least this tall to piss in our urinals.

dirtysteve99

Your fail amuses me.
SomethingClever

Just put a # in front of the number buddy. If it were that much trouble, no one would add pictures to comments…
THAT_GUY

still laughing… 2 min later

shane

#10 great jumpingjack jesus. who is this girl?
NcouthYouth

#19 "I'm drunk as fuuuuccckkk!"

paco

Welcome to Europe guys!
psully23

Rugby fans. Get them starting young.
dirtysteve99

Meanwhile, in England.

All it's missing is the kid's no doubt racist chant.

hey bra

yeh fuck off you dirty cunt

dirtysteve99

you mad bra?

Tonus

I suppose if it were in America he'd be clinically obese and going for beer pong instead?

AnyoneForCoffee

Stadium rules apply.
Doobsy

Rugby – Beer,Short Shorts and Weird Balls

He must have been a sad drunk after Wales won the tripple crown in dirty Twickenham!
C'Mon Wales!
mouchette

The Juggalo army has gone national now.

Mathias

#16 I have the weirdest boner right now

gron

How can something be adorable, sexy and intimidating at the same time?

Paul B.

I was trying to remember the last time I was that excited about something I'd done… think I should go lie down a while.

RealZoo

Careful or that boner might end up the same way. ~~Slashed~~
http://wilhelmscream.net Rex Hondo

I'm scareoused…

doogie

#23 projected image of Snooki's baby

AmBush_Steve

All I have to say about that picture is WOOF.

JAFitC

Then why bother?

Young Comfy Jones

#25

Mega Choc Henge

dashete

More like: Moaiga Choc

Biggus Diccus

Exactly my thoughts, looked like those Easter Island statues

spicticus

Dum Dum, You give me Gum Gum? You better Run Run!
Bman12688

MegaChocTron?
naluukti

Unimpressed milk jug is not impressed.

dashete

#20 Welcome to life, this will be taking up 90% of you attention for the next 70 years. Try do something marginally constructive with the other 10%
bill

http://thechive.com/2012/03/02/daily-morning-awes…
Doesn't Matter

#11 NFL draft is coming up

jdubs21

Will be drafted by the Oakland Raiders

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