You can boil down a person’s entire personality based on what coasters they use (25 Photos)

Of course, I can’t prove this theory…..yet.

  • luvmyechive


    • MRPOOP


      • yea!!!

        MRPOOP, you sir are a genius. When I first saw luvmyechive’s amateur comment exclaiming “yea!!!” I immediately thought this guy needs to be knocked off his high horse of childlike enthusiasm for coasters. Much to my chagrin, I stumbled upon MRPOOP’s demonstration of literary wit. Although I certainly enjoyed the subtle, divine comedy that went into the making of MRPOOP’s comment, it left me with many a question unanswered. While it is quite clear that MRPOOP is suggesting that luvmyechive’s face is ripe for testicular assault, the comment still begs the question: to whom do these balls belong? Are we to assume they belong to MRPOOP? Was MRPOOP in such a fit of coaster-induced rage that he could not specify ownership? What caused him to be so testy? Was MRPOOP the victim of a coaster-themed hate crime? I asked myself these questions and after much deliberation I came to the realization that 11am is way too early to be this high.

  • etcrr

    #11 these are very cool

  • 6655321

    Coasters? Why would a refreshing adult beverage ever be put down?

    • SJay

      When you have to give a chivette a proper hug?

      • Bored

        You misspelled "anal."

    • Ouch

      When you are enjoying an actual adult beverage, not a Natty

      • Jimmy C

        Nobody wants you here grandpa.

  • Sharon

    #3 See, they're still useful

  • os99

    There are some coasters that look too cool to ruin with a drink stain

  • myself

    #12 Was the best until #25

  • MattKL

    #12 #13 #14 These.

    • dashete


    • The_Dood

      Yeah, definitely need to get a set of these…

    • Danny

      These are simply amazing… too bad I don't care about coasters.

  • Jeff

    I've got #18 – Dexter coasters from ThinkGeek 🙂

  • Phillips1227

    where can i get these?

  • MonkeyMadness

    #2 Reminds me of the racetrack I had as a kid.

  • dashete

    #22 Chocolate ice-blocks?

    • Harley

      Whiskey Stones. They're small stones you put in the freezer to chill your drink without watering it down.

    • Mike

      Sipping stones. They're used instead of ice to chill whiskey without diluting it as they melt.

    • nuccabay

      things are pretty cool actually, my dad refuses to drink anything without using them…well except beer haha

  • Dan

    #1 would be awesome if you had a small bar.

    • tmach81

      that is an awesome idea. I am totally stealing that idea

  • Pedobear

    Tumblers are terrible.

  • Nick


    I want!!!

    • Jack

      I NEED!!!

      • togga

        I make…

        Well, I´m gonna let my kids make them but…

  • luckyB

    all of these are friggin awesome

  • Rick


    I have those slate coasters; they're great.

    • Underbaker

      Love the concept, especially at parties. So if I don't have any coasters does that mean I have no personality?

  • LoyalHoustonChiver

    I’ll take a set of #19… Yeah yeah I’m an iPhone guy

    • Flow

      If I was at your place, I'd get hammered like never before, simply because I'd refuse to put my precious drinks down on that. Who knows maybe even drinks can get infected by pretentiousness. (I have a feeling a lot of wine and champaign already has)

  • JerryLinGiant

    #18 would scare the shit out of people who hadn't watched Dexter lol

  • LucretiusCaro

    Back in grad school we always used those stupid AOL CDs as coasters. So sad my kids will never know what the hell I'm talking about when I mention that.

    • Johnny K.

      Way to date yourself… and the rest of us!

      • LucretiusCaro

        Well, if it makes me look ANY better, that was at the tail end of the AOL free CD craze and at the very beginning of grad school for me.

        So I'm not that old yet. I am eligible to be President, though.

    • The_Dood

      I used to go to wal-mart and take about 60-200 of them at a time and then take them back to my house to use as targets for the ole' Red Rider.

  • Funk Monkey

    I REALLY want #18 Even comes with the case!

    • Alex

      These Are coasters from the show Dexter, you may be able to find on them on Amazon, they are like 10 bucks

  • Katie

    #1 & #25 Tied FTW

  • Woody

    #24 doesn't look very stable.

  • Ray T

    Well they all sure as hell beat the ones i have



    • Theresa

      I own your soul

    • AmBush_Steve

      Can you please give me a timeframe? Are you the whole reason for the Mayan calendar thing?

  • Alb1n0

    Where can I get me some #25?

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