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You can boil down a person’s entire personality based on what coasters they use (25 Photos)

March 2, 2012 | In: Art, Awesome, Design

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Category: Art, Awesome, Design

luvmyechive

yea!!!

MRPOOP

BALLS SLAP YOUR FACE

yea!!!

MRPOOP, you sir are a genius. When I first saw luvmyechive’s amateur comment exclaiming “yea!!!” I immediately thought this guy needs to be knocked off his high horse of childlike enthusiasm for coasters. Much to my chagrin, I stumbled upon MRPOOP’s demonstration of literary wit. Although I certainly enjoyed the subtle, divine comedy that went into the making of MRPOOP’s comment, it left me with many a question unanswered. While it is quite clear that MRPOOP is suggesting that luvmyechive’s face is ripe for testicular assault, the comment still begs the question: to whom do these balls belong? Are we to assume they belong to MRPOOP? Was MRPOOP in such a fit of coaster-induced rage that he could not specify ownership? What caused him to be so testy? Was MRPOOP the victim of a coaster-themed hate crime? I asked myself these questions and after much deliberation I came to the realization that 11am is way too early to be this high.

etcrr

#11 these are very cool
6655321

Coasters? Why would a refreshing adult beverage ever be put down?

SJay

When you have to give a chivette a proper hug?

Bored

You misspelled "anal."

Ouch

When you are enjoying an actual adult beverage, not a Natty

Jimmy C

Nobody wants you here grandpa.

Sharon

#3 See, they're still useful
os99

There are some coasters that look too cool to ruin with a drink stain
myself

#12 Was the best until #25
MattKL

#12 #13 #14 These.

dashete

Abide
The_Dood

Yeah, definitely need to get a set of these…
Danny

These are simply amazing… too bad I don't care about coasters.

Jeff

I've got #18 – Dexter coasters from ThinkGeek
Phillips1227

#11
where can i get these?

Colby

I think the ones shown can be found here: http://www.marvgolden.com

MonkeyMadness

#2 Reminds me of the racetrack I had as a kid.
dashete

#22 Chocolate ice-blocks?

Harley

Whiskey Stones. They're small stones you put in the freezer to chill your drink without watering it down.
Mike

Sipping stones. They're used instead of ice to chill whiskey without diluting it as they melt.
nuccabay

things are pretty cool actually, my dad refuses to drink anything without using them…well except beer haha

Dan

#1 would be awesome if you had a small bar.

tmach81

that is an awesome idea. I am totally stealing that idea

Pedobear

Tumblers are terrible.
Nick

#10

I want!!!

Jack

I NEED!!!

togga

I make…

Well, I´m gonna let my kids make them but…

luckyB

all of these are friggin awesome
Rick

#1.

I have those slate coasters; they're great.

Underbaker

Love the concept, especially at parties. So if I don't have any coasters does that mean I have no personality?

LoyalHoustonChiver

I’ll take a set of #19… Yeah yeah I’m an iPhone guy

Flow

If I was at your place, I'd get hammered like never before, simply because I'd refuse to put my precious drinks down on that. Who knows maybe even drinks can get infected by pretentiousness. (I have a feeling a lot of wine and champaign already has)

JerryLinGiant

#18 would scare the shit out of people who hadn't watched Dexter lol
LucretiusCaro

Back in grad school we always used those stupid AOL CDs as coasters. So sad my kids will never know what the hell I'm talking about when I mention that.

Johnny K.

Way to date yourself… and the rest of us!

LucretiusCaro

Well, if it makes me look ANY better, that was at the tail end of the AOL free CD craze and at the very beginning of grad school for me.

So I'm not that old yet. I am eligible to be President, though.

The_Dood

I used to go to wal-mart and take about 60-200 of them at a time and then take them back to my house to use as targets for the ole' Red Rider.

Funk Monkey

I REALLY want #18 Even comes with the case!

Alex

These Are coasters from the show Dexter, you may be able to find on them on Amazon, they are like 10 bucks

Katie

#1 & #25 Tied FTW
Woody

#24 doesn't look very stable.
Ray T

Well they all sure as hell beat the ones i have
MRPOOP

I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU

Theresa

I own your soul
AmBush_Steve

Can you please give me a timeframe? Are you the whole reason for the Mayan calendar thing?

Alb1n0

Where can I get me some #25?

jdfish2279

Seems that they are out, but I found them here.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/76059367/wood-triforc…

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