Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Moo Factor


    • The truth is above

      That's one of the reasons you mom never loved you.

    • doodles

      well played sir. Thumbs up for you.

    • loyal chiver danbob

      I have a feeling that you were picked last for everything, since forever.

    • irish

      I wish the chive would just delete these annoying "first" posts. No one cares if your first! Its like admitting you have no life and are sitting at your laptop/computer/smart phone just waiting for a new post.
      Ye shouldn't write "first" ye should write "I am a sad little person"

    • Figure it out

      The only time first really matters is when relating to a female's orifices.

    • BostonChiver34

      highlight of your life? congrats!

    • TomatoTipper

      I can tell already that I don't like you and I'm not gonna like you no matter how many first post you get.

  • luvmyechive

    #26 yessss!

    • Huell

      Enhancing this photo was the greatest decision, EVER.

      • tisha

        lost definition on crotch, though. :'(

    • spartan104fred

      She is gorgeous!!! I can't wait for Community to come back

      • debbie downer

        I heard it was cancelled

    • Josh


    • http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

      Would it be in poor taste to make a daniel brian joke on this comment?

    • http://jamdez.com Jamdez


    • milly


    • Rhayzor

      Enhanced my pants…

  • Gahma-Cohma-Lahma

    #17 MOAR

    • Gama-Coma-Lama

      and #26 #38 #41

    • whyme1973

      He is one lucky SOB. Wow, what a body that one has. Feel free to share her any time you want.

    • JOHN

      1 pull up a chair 2 place glass of milk on rt ass cheek 3 place breakfast plate on thighs 4 eat breakfast, remembering to lap up any spilled food that may have fallen on table

    • tyler

      Whats that in her hand?

      • mycock
    • SATexas4life

      If only we could wake up to #17 everyday.

  • MatadorPride

    #9 dimples of venus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow!!!

    • bones

      more like Uranus……to be honest

    • spartan104fred

      My wife has them pierced. They are amazing!!!

      • MatadorPride

        sounds like photographic proof is needed…that is all

        • spartan104fred

          Challenge Accepted

    • ChelseaRules

      I Love dimples of Venus on girls!

    • monique

      Thats my friend Dani!!!! shes a total babe..

    • Mattyb

      nice thumb holes!

  • Hot for police

    #3 must find

    • BostonChiver34

      agreed! I hate NY, but wouldn't mind to be cuffed by her! NOM NOM NOM

    • Drewski

      Looks like Porn Star Nicole Ray

    • StPaulChiver

      New York's finest . . . in more ways than one. ;-)

    • Jeff

      2 hot cops in the dar. oh yes

    • robocop

      Do something bad and she will find you.

    • asdf

      Doughnut Shop

    • tmach81

      Yes find her and give her a full gallery

  • Brother Maynard

    Early DAR. Thanks, needed that on Monday.

  • Heres_Johnny30

    #3 You have the right to make me a sandwich!

    • Jordan S

      NICE!!! lol

  • Sign me up

    #41 fitness level: sexpert

    • Master_Rahl

      that's a gif I can watch for a while :)

    • P90

      Well I certainly firmed up.

    • Bollyver

      It's called Gap making 101

  • perry


    So damn cute

    • JDB85

      That puppy is too.

    • Rick

      Yes, to both. Common grammatical mistake, though. Should be, "…this cute pup and me…"

  • theonehodge

    #1 "No sir, you're right…I'm sure it is medicinal"

  • nice

    Fcuk the police


    • JDB85

      I wish.

    • Kowabunga

      that's funny

    • Kyle429

      What you did there, I see it.

    • Steve

      I HATE COPS!!!

      • Dakota

        and cops hate criminals

    • Ross P.


  • PdxChiver

    #26 It's great because now you can see her nipples.

    • Chivin' Dutchman

      You don't say

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yes, but they darkened her crotch. Fail. :(

  • williams


    do NOT send her a shirt

    • SoBe Bound

      My first thought too.

      • this guy

        same here, but i thought better of it.

        instead, promise her that her shirt will arrive by special delivery on her birthday if she can prove to all chivers that she has remained shirtless the entire time.

        she keeps up her end, and a very happy birthday indeed

        • Tavist

          Oooooh! A shot of her "end" would work too! :P

          • lubbock_chiver

            Notice there's no editor note saying "done" ha ha hold out guys! hold out as long as you can

    • Someone

      The man whose hands are covering her boobs is a lucky guy.

      • Really?

        I think those are hers

        • Someone

          Oh, jeez. I did not mean to trash a Chivette.

          But there wouldn't have been any confusion if she had just kept her hands to her sides….

      • guest

        I see what you did there.^^^^

      • Ruck Over

        crap, now every time I look at that picture my eyes are drawn to her man hands. Not cool bro!

      • Dew

        First thing I thought: Boobs. Second: Man Hands.

    • http://twitter.com/DHawawini @DHawawini

      I thought the same… seems like she's asking to not receive a shirt.

    • BoomgoestheTNT

      I'd give her my shirt when it comes in… she'd have to give me the shamrock first though :P

    • toneballz

      my birthday is also on St. Patty's and I'd like her just like that as my present

    • B_McKillop

      if she can go the week without a shirt she deserves one

  • Surivor Bear

    #48, #49 you must be freezing, let me warm you up via body heat transfer

    • JOHN

      Conduction for short- its science

      • andfukyamoms

        via warm sperm

      • TheAutomaticMan

        This is precisely how i was going to reply, haha, well played sir.

    • Emily Von

      so cold it hurt.

      • Tao

        I have a picture from a week ago going boarding in just my surfshorts in WI, 17 degrees. Wish I would have had the Chive board!!! I like your style though, not to mention you're pretty cute ;)

  • jamison


    Unique and hot

    • BigRick69

      Much prettier without the makeup.

    • ksc

      she looks like a gross asian boy with make up on.

      • Dick Salad

        Round up the rest of your buddies and head back to the berry bro

    • Aaron

      Just leave off the make up please….

      • John87

        I think she is simply breath taking either way, Chive on sexy chick….chive on

    • Angina

      She still has makeup on, just not as much.

    • Ty-Ty

      That's the best pic of her

    • Chris

      You should literally never wear makeup. Makeup is supposed to make your features more pronounced and visible.

    • who cares

      1. not unique, but still hot
      2. she is still wearing make up, just not as much

      • Holmespump

        She is unique – just like everybody else.

    • misterT

      why does she think she needs makeup?

    • kc123

      i wonder what she looked like before the lip injections, brow lift and nose job?

      • Christian Gallik

        I still thing she is stunningly radiant. Give her a gallery to herself.

  • 80's Baby

    #44 earlier people said she looked like an alien….. no alien to me…

    • Bill from Venus

      Earlier people still have a pointy.

    • drea619

      she does she looks like the baby alien born on men in black lol

      • Dylan

        Kylie, I think you're cute without makeup. But this is so hilariously true

    • Christy

      Now that I see the other pictures of her – The first one posted was CLEARLY just a bad picture – she is gorgeous … very exotic looking :)

    • Ron Swanson

      I don't see this at all. You men must be insecure and selfish women masquerading as picky men.

      She is one of the most attractive women to post on this site and your negative comments do not encourage others to do the same.

      Man up and shut up.

    • Kodos

      if so, I'm going to her planet

    • Jackson

      She's hideoues. Kill it…kill it with fire. Kodos, go to her planet. We will be just fine without you.

      • If you said so...

        I think she looks ridiculous in her first set of pics, but in the "no make up" pic, I think she looks quite hot. sicks and eh haf times owt uv tin, sheed bee hotter withowt may cup

        • ozi ozi ozi oi oi oi

          Fuck mate learn to spell more proper …

    • Maybe Not

      She seems to have a permanent duck face.

      • yherth

        I think you're right. Possibly some botox?

    • Gallus

      Yes, Kylie does have a bit of the look of an alien/human hybrid. And I love that look. Cheez, guys, have you never heard the term "exotic?!"

      Kylie, you can hang with me anytime. There will be a problem, though. I will have to work to restrain myself from touching and kissing you. :-)

  • Master_Rahl

    #17 and then everything turned out alright.

    • lubbock

      this was probably my favorite. waking up and talking out of the bedroom seeing that… my only comment would be "umm… yeah… i'm calling in to work today"

    • guest


    • DrGarnicus

      Great Monday!

    • Luca Bratzi

      She needssss a pedicure ssssso bad y'all

  • Ned Plimpton

    #44 Yikes… Quit submitting, please.

    • Steve

      Ned, You never say, "I'm gonna fight you, Steve." You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him.

      • Bob Barker

        "I think your ring caught me on the lip"

    • Nedliveswithmom

      Ned lives in his mothers basement and Dances around in front of a mirror to Chasing Horses

      • Ned Plimpton

        The sad thing is she thinks she's hot shit. The middle pic is the deal breaker for me. Butterface all the way. Girls like this are made for doggy style.

    • Ron Swanson

      Personal inquiry: What in the hell is wrong with you? She is GORGEOUS!

    • http://www.thechive.com The_Mike_Hancho

      I believe he is referring to the fact if there is anymore pictures submitted by her, theChive will break. And then the world would end. FACT.

    • Richard

      I agree, she freaks me out. Looks like plastic face

      • nice

        then don't look…she's mine

      • ozi ozi ozi oi oi oi

        Go back to your boyfriend then…dick

    • Shoe

      Yep, waaaaayyyyy to fake.

      • noway jose

        Yea but look at her "Sans Makeup" That makes up for these.

    • ozi ozi ozi oi oi oi

      You suck ya forever alone dickhead…

    • Heath

      All you haters are a bunch of ass pirates. Even if she wasnt pretty ( which she is smoking hott) why would you even write mean things. Your just mad because you know you never stand a chance with someone so beautiful!!

    • Yeah Right!

      How is everyone missing hte photoshop job? I work in graphics, these are shopped, sorry fellas.

    • Gallus

      Ned, I want to see a pic of *you*! – And, I think it takes a rude @sshole to insult a Chivette. These girls go out of their way to share themselves and brighten our lives. Every one of them has a beauty of her own, and Kylie is no exception.

      Kylie, if you're reading this comment of mine, disregard Ned. I love you, and I want you to keep submitting.

  • slim

    #31….soooo no shirt ….you stay shirtless…. I’m ok with that

    • Gallus

      Me, too. Me, too. Me, too. That's the kind of threat I can handle.

  • Snoop a loop

    #31 Never give this girl a shirt. Ever.

    • Your Mom's Anus

      Fake toss, snap picture.

    • HGrow

      Heck, my birthday is March 17th too, and i'm a girl, but i'm not going to use my breast to get me free stuff. Because i have a little class left in me. Just sayin.

      • Dick Salad

        But can I motorboat your class? Nope… didn't think so.

  • Ghad

    #3 can pull me over anytime
    #17 MOAR
    #41 looks like a smart gal

  • potzorbie

    #11 I call bullshit. That pic of the card is old.

  • BaseballRube

    Thank god for #17 , #41 and an early DAR!

  • Kyle429

    #25 = #4. Nuff said.

    • kyle

      Your username is my name and birthday. Are you me from the future?

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #31 Wish I had boobs to lure TheChive.com into giving me stuff.

    • dkptig

      are you sure? if she is serious about her threat, i will single-handedly make sure she never gets a chive shirt.

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