Explore the Amazon in 5 Star Luxury (11 photos)

  • LucretiusCaro

    Does the cruise come with complimentary antidote to poison dart from venom?

    • Mike

      Yeah. Don’t eat the frogs

      • LucretiusCaro

        I was trying to imply that one might be attacked by natives and their poison darts. Guess you didn't infer that one.

        • Dirty_Dingus

          It was a stupid joke to start with.

        • poindexter

          poison darts are a type of frog. less ambiguity on your implications make for clearer inferences. guess you didn't realize this.

          • LucretiusCaro

            You're all so sweet today.

            • Ron White

              If I knew the difference between that and anecdote, my friend would be alive today.



    baller status…

  • Benjamin

    Im on a Boat!

  • A_OOOO




  • Meh

    Repost in all its glory!

  • ezhammer


  • etcrr 126p

    It is the boat I want, The most.

  • ST33

    I'm ready for some GAP

  • RECGH5

    Good way to spend $900-$950 per person a night.

  • AmBush_Steve

    Watching "The River" No thanks.

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    Pretty sure we have seen this post already.

  • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

    I'm pretty sure the Anaconda will still eat you even in luxury. I mean come on you saw how nice Chris Walken and Ice Cube's boat was, amirite?

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      *Jon Voight

  • Jtrain

    Get some original material you lazy fucks

  • dewski

    can someone say Anaconda?

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      yes…right above you.

  • EasternCanuck

    mom always said "If you don't have anything good to post then don't post anything at all."….

    • Dick Salad

      Pics of your mom saying this or it didn't happen!

  • Underbaker

    So do people from other countries talk about America this way from the movies we put out? Don't do any white water rafting in the US, they got them banjo picking people that will make you talk like a pig. No summer camps for me in America, that guy with the machete and hockey mask will get you. Never go near the water in USA, every beach has giant sharks and every lake has man eating piranhas.

  • digitalpimp

    So, um, it's a tiny cruise ship?

  • Ocho

    Contract dengue fever in style!

  • Rick

    no thanks unless it comes with strippers and free booze

  • Csquaredapparel

    what's up with all the re-post lately?

  • ImpressMe

    No thanks, I've been watching The River… I'm not getting hung in a damn tree.

  • Armed Ann Dangerous

    You guys know how to post videos to facebook?
    You guys know how to post videos to facebook?

  • Caroline


  • Dave

    Holy repeat post, Chive.

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