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  • T

    22 😄

  • DickFister

    #25
    Sometimes I fake orgasms when I'm masturbating

    • whyme1973

      Women fake it because they think we care.

      • BostonChiver.

        Truth is…it's a race. Not my fault I crossed the finish line first.

        • SARmedic

          Second place is first loser, lol.

      • Spaz

        LMAO

  • michael

    First!

    • Smithers

      so close…yet so, so far

  • Siiel

    who's #11??? i must know!!

    • Bon_nie

      I don't blame you for not recognising her whilst showing some emotion!!

      • Royce

        And now we know why she never smiles… Some one call Van Helsing.

      • Tankus

        Okay, but seriously, who is that?

        • Anonymous

          I didn't recognize her either even after I saw the imdb page for twighlight. She actually looks pretty good (though emotionless) after a google search.

          Her imdb.com page looks terrifying though.

    • Katie

      Kristen Stewart

    • Daniel

      thats kristen stewart, that talentless actress from twilight and many other shitty movies. she's gorgeous but she never smiles.

  • http://thechivef just rob

    First

  • bloodynerds

    #6 Just a pervert. That was the first/last time he touched a woman.

    • whyme1973

      He gets to touch them at every Comic book convention that comes around. He's a nerd baller.

    • Gallus

      Have you forgotten "Revenge of the Nerds" so quickly?

    • Theresa

      Does anyone else notice that he's got his finger in the girl on the left's fat fold?

    • jim

      He's not a pervert — he just sees his opportunities and takes them when they come…

  • its_forge

    #8 Me and my Wife.

  • Wet_tosti

    #11 and #22 and the twilight bashing continu's. Keep them comming!

  • derp

    HERP

  • Mike

    Sometimes i fake masturbating when i orgasm. KCCO FROM SAN FRANCISCO

    • Bored

      Shut up fag.

  • whyme1973

    #12 I don't have to put peanut butter on it first…do I?
    #17 Yup. Almost anything for the boobies.

    • Boom!_Headshot!

      almost?!!!

  • Regular Chiver

    Am Lonely and Desperate. 😦

    • Royce

      Palmela Handerson break again?

    • Wes

      Pick up your balls and go meet some people.

  • etcrr

    #11 Holy shit she's smiling

    • Royce

      KILL IT!!! KILL BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!!!

  • allbimbos

    #9 Your average Chivette.

    • Pierre

      Dick

    • yup

      bwaahahaaha…

  • LucretiusCaro

    #6 Find the one on the right, please.

    • Ninja Cricket

      Too difficult to find just the one. Find them both and get them to make out.

  • Bon_nie

    #7 I like this because bewbs!

  • etcrr 126p

    Please don't thumb down my comment or i will delete it and cry for hours.

    • MattKL

      Challenge accepted.

      • etcrr

        Don't you just hate impostors?

        • ozi ozi ozi oi oi oi

          No i love them

    • Csquaredapparel

      kill yourself.

  • matador

    #23 I couldn't comprehend what I was reading

    • Jandro

      Sadly – i figured it out – Im going to jump to walk in traffic now

  • LucretiusCaro

    #16 But come on–Lou Ferrigno was the MAN.

    • Random Guy 101

      Still IS Da Man! Get it right 😉

      • LucretiusCaro

        I apologize. You are quite correct; he is still Da Man.

    • its_forge

      Even more so now; ain't easy to look that good when you're sixty.

  • untamedride

    #17
    possibly the most important cause in the world

    • Gallus

      Oh, maybe not the most important, but *definitely* worth while!!!

  • BostonChiver.

    My boss caught me scrolling and let out a chuckle for #19. Todays' gonna be a good day.

    • LucretiusCaro

      I doubt my boss would laugh at any of this so here's to hoping my scrolling goes unnoticed.

  • RICCO

    Question for all those Chivers that have been around a long time, like me: Was HellHathNoFury and Rose under the hart or, whaterver her nickname was, licking eachother? Never got the end of that lesbian story.

    • Lisa

      Ricco, no there wasn't a lesbian love fest going on…if there was, I'd have the DVD rights to it…and damn it but I still have to work. 😛

      • Ricco

        LOL thanks for clearing things out. I would have bought the entire collection my dear. KCCO

      • RICCO

        BTW, I miss a lot of people around here, wonder if they left or just changed nick names. A lot of laughs with the current ones also. KCCO from Miami everyone.

  • RICCO

    #4 heard about it with stories of the Holocaust.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      I see what you did there

    • Allah

      The Holocaust did not happen. It is a made up story.

    • Kyle

      Anyone else think of Turok 2: Seeds of Evil (level 2) when they saw this?

  • Woodrowrules

    #12 #17 I'd say there doing it right

    • Chr1s

      And educated people would say THEY'RE doing it right!!!

      • Machinist

        Could be posh English with a missing comma; "I'd say there, doing it right!" 🙂

  • MattKL

    #6 Like you do.

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