A low down dirty good time shall ensue (36 Photos)

  • dallas

    First! whos number 17

    • asdf

      scarlett johansson

    • Trauma

      Congratulations. You fail the internet.

    • RICCO

      Don't know, but looks like someone came all over the magazine.

    • Grant


    • TomatoTipper

      I can already tell that I don't like you and I'm not going to like you no matter how many first posts you get.

  • Anon

    #17 made me laugh. Hope that was uhh fake though

  • Jojo

    #11 Escher's blue prints?

    • John Locke

      this is at liberty!!!!!!!!!!!! my old school was on the chive!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO

      • Erik

        Haha I thought the same thing, I'm Wilsonville though.

    • LucretiusCaro

      Probably the only viable solution that met building codes. The incline of the ramp can only be so many degrees, blah blah.

  • Pudge

    #36 lol, thank christ for that then

    • 6655321

      Then is only used for time. Than is for everything else.

      • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

        Than is not for everything else. It is used for contrast and comparison. 😉

        • majorfathead

          Rather this THAN that…. we'll go here THEN there…. well said MS Emzilla

          • F.S.M.

            I would rather stick my dick in a meat grinder THEN make out with justin beiber THAN to spend 1 minute with you D-Bag grammer nazis.

            • amrith777

              Your comment made me laugh..but now I have to mention that you spelled "grammar" incorrectly.o.0

    • Si1entStatic

      Looks like old man McCormick is lighting his farts again….
      OK kids go get your gas masks.

    • Alpha0010

      Duck and Cover!

    • anon

      is it weird that i know that this is from an advert for fallout 3

  • Kaiser

    Dear Chive, I love you, but MOTHERFUCK your expanding ads. I realize this is a temporary and trivial inconvenience, but i hate them with all of my heart regardless, and every time i click your bookmark, and have the screen shoved down as I'm about to click a post, I rage a little bit on the inside and dredge up resentment for your establishment.

    Love, Kaiser

    • ozi ozi ozi oi oi oi

      cry me a river skirt wearer

      • r@f

        adblock man, adblock plus. it does wonders

    • Jim

      I also hate that mini heart-attack when some video ad suddenly starts up at full volume, and then I have no idea in which of the posts I have open in tabs it is coming from…

      • TheJesus

        AdBlock, people…it will change your Chive experience forever.

    • majorfathead

      Are you going to pay for this FREE website out of your own pocket?

    • Kake

      this shit ain't hosted on Hopes N' Dreams…

      • yup

        Not that the T-shirt sales wouldnt do enough on their own or anything…….

    • amrith777

      Install the app "Readability". 🙂

  • Pudge

    #17 the look on her face in priceless…

    • stann

      ugly bitch

    • Ned Plimpton


      • Woody

        i like the look on her jugs

  • pete


    not shopped! not shopped! not shopped!!

    • AmBush_Steve

      Same goes for #22

  • Mike

    #36 Fallout 3 ftw

    • bbbbBeaver

      Best game of the 21st century.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I didn't realize it until I saw the Sugar Bombs on the table!

  • Dan

    #32 No thanks!

    • waryee

      i hope kanye was on that "people we wouldn't miss" list. If not, add him!

      P.S. i hate that cry baby

    • Del

      Two pills that make you a complete Douchebag…

  • etcrr

    #15 jiggle it, I like it

    • MattKL

      That made me stop for a few minutes.

    • Mike - England

      erm guys I wouldn't get too worked up over this, this is from Victorious an annoying high school show my daughter watches on Nick, I think, this girl is like 15. Naughty Chive turning all the fellas into pedobears!!!

      • Notmyname

        darn right – if she shakes it, i'll watch it

      • Slo

        According to wikipedia Ariana Grande is 18!

        • etcrr

          if thats the case I am no longer interested

        • Anon

          Born June 26, 1983 = 18.

          • B-minus

            Close try 27 instead…FAIL!

            • Mrs_Conejo

              try again…

            • I.C. Wiener

              This isn't 2010

    • wrangler 86

      i know have an 18 year old daughter… totally changes your perspective…

    • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

      she was born in 93 so she is absolutely legal and freaking hot! so drool be welcomed! 🙂

    • justaguy

      I don't care if she is 18, 28, or 8….Look at her! I'd bang her regardless!

    • Phil.in.tx

      well she is 18 now but not when that episode was filmed but still fairly harmless

  • mhm



  • obi-too

    #22 Find blond. Also, hope #17 is real

  • Dave

    #17 is kinda.. ehh.. why you gotta do that? You were hot?

    • Lol

      Jk meant #7. Fail

  • StickyWickets

    4:20 am and your already 5 posts deep. I have a feeling today is going to be good day. KCCO

  • Yasir_Khan

    #15 Video link please…good guy greg… r u listening?

  • Bill

    #15 Only reason to watch these nickelodeon shows for a single second, are these barely legal hotties they used to bring up

  • Bluntaholic

    #30 if your going to be stupid you better be tough aka that shit had to hurt.

  • Charlie_Cheen


    Not sure if should get boner

    or turn self in to police

    • Blaqbear

      dont worry she will be 19 this year

  • MattKL

    #2 Well played sir.

  • Russian47

    13 Two DBZ shots! Hell yes!

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy


  • dashete

    #1 La Obeso Vita

  • Candybabe_66


    Teach us your skill, O Photoshop Master.

  • http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

    #7 who thinks that's a good idea? good lord woman!

    • Anon

      Doesn't look like a real tattoo, but still pretty darn funny

      • Kyle

        I would still do her though

        • Dr Fap

          I would do the monkey

    • Guest

      who says it is a woman?

      • SEB


    • TDub66

      I think that hole was made for stann or stuf's wee-wee!

    • Frank

      Yup, that's about how I'd do her.

    • SEB

      She better like it from behind..or is that what shes saying

    • amrith777

      Monkey goatse? :S

    • Devilfish

      I read it as, "Hello, I love anal." So I think it's a great idea. Saves me from having to ask probing questions.

  • Dan

    #1 Who's rich? I'm rich.

    • someguy

      let them be happy you heartless cunts

    • ChelseaRules

      So romantic…

      • Bill

        Chelsea, Thank you for your support, I came back here to go incognito to thank you, sorry that you lost votes for sticking up for me So I voted up about 30 of your comments to make up for it -etcrr

  • Bill

    #17 I gonna print this picture out, jerk on it and get an autograph from scarlett on it.

    • Bill

      I do the same when i go to Selena Gomez concerts

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