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March 6, 2012 |
In: DAR, Girls, Random
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i'd like to be as happy as #2…
Go sit on one of these as well then:
- the one you love to hate
makes sense, explains the (trunk) squirting…
Who's in charge of that?
The pachyderm god of joy
NOT REAL……definitely from The Jungle Cruise at Disneyland Resort
They also have this at Animal Kingdom Disney world just before the Rainforest Cafe.
Just saw this yesterday at Disney. Boy those animatronics don't hold up seeing them 15 years later, haha.
Happiness comes from within
Excercise and eat right
#49 should be first.
I'm gonna be seeing that next week! Woo Disneyland!
I'll be drowning myself in the fountain outside my work if anybody needs me
Doesn't work like that. Odds are it'll be some dude that pissed off that you tried to drown in a foot of water.
Simultaneously, mouth-to-mouth…. aaaannnnnnnd mouth-to-….. *ahem*
Now I just need to find this lake and I'll be "drowning" fairly often.
Mark May is an idiot. I hope your not the one that argues with Lou Holtz all the time. Because if you are, your an idiot….
Find it!!! The beach that is, I need to plan my summer vacation and this one has great possibilities.
#3 you make a nice curtain
Tineye + Google = fapping done right!
actually, all you need is google
Nicci Pisarri. You're welcome.
2008 Maxim Hometown Hotties Finalist: Nicole Pisarri
That body is absolute perfection. If you want a dictionary pic of what I mean by soft and curvy, there you have it.
She is perfect.
I made it to yesterday's "People you wouldn’t miss if the world ended today" list! I'm famousies!
Who do ya love meow?
- Fan testimonial: "Another thing is you sound a LOT like a Chive staff member – especially when you said, "Slow days at the Chive? When was that? Apparently you work very closely with the Chive staff to know how busy or not it can get."
No you are infamous and a legend in your own mind
Bill57! I missed you!
- Fan testimonial: "Just when you seemed that you possibly might have a heart, and were capable of acting like a human being paula, you go a fuck it up….the 2 of you grinches should be ashamed of yourselves…"
I figured I'd hijack Paula's awful post to say a few things about #13
This argument makes absolutely no sense. The Mayans had a completely separate calendar system, one that is actually more accurate then the current Gregorian calendar (Google some info about the Mayan calendar, it is pretty interesting). They never borrowed ancient european calendars and then vanished before their chance to update them when Caesar introduced the leap year. The "doomsday" date of December 21st 2012 had to be translated from the Mayan system, taking all differences into account.
I dont understand.. Whatever college man
Sorry I am a poor writer when it comes to explanations.There you are.
I'm sorry that I made some of you uncomfortable by posting a comment that required them to read for 15 seconds. Please disregard my giving a shit and continue to browse the internet without giving a shit.
Please continue to give shits, I almost thought all this prepping was for nothing.
I'm with ya Big Rick. Saw that flaw in their logic to. If leap years came before Mayans then it would make sense, but since the Mayans came first it is total horse hockey, because we compared our Leap Year calendar to their existing one to come up with the current date.
meow. Super Troopers?
#11 jordan carver……. drool…….
awesome spin on the Tenacious D cock push-ups. Boob push-ups. Boing!
bewbs must be why girls arent very good at pushups
never realized til now
#49 – Holy Balony slices Batman!!
yup, yup, yup. Count me in
Where's that Self respect meme?
Chive still won't post any photos of my testicle cleavage. Lets see what they think on theBerry
There is something wrong with her neck muscles
I guess I could fix her.
Taco neck syndrome from the early 90's. Damn you Taco Bell!
*Bologna its in the song
I knew that was coming I tried to spell it foneticaly correct for people not from Italy or familiar with the old commercial song.
Here, let me save you the trouble *phonetically…. Oh man I crack myself up….
Those are awesome. Seriously
i wonder if she knows its easy to photo shop that to actually show her nipples clearly. meh either way, nice.
so do it….
Totally want to motorboat these
There are not enough 'thumbs up' in the world for these….ever.
Noone likes a Bieber fan, regardless of how big her boobs are.
I'm starting to wonder if she has current lower back problems though. With her head tilted to the side the same way in each photo.
My how glib of you.
#49 Moar please!!!!
It almost makes up for the Bieber poster on her wall.
You know how I know you're gay?…
(drool…) try to think of witty comment… (can't stop staring) oh to hell with it, just keep staring. (drool…)
#49 please put on a vest OK?
- or a paper bag on your head
Paula put a plastic bag over your head tie it off and jump into the east river
How kind…. you want me to float…
- Fan testimonial: "You are a comedic genius Paula. It's really just that simple. "
I want to have sex with you so you calm the F**K down.
Paula…..no one likes a hater…I'm sure you are SO much better then that Darlin…
Not exactly a chiver attitude. Also, if you're the ying to the chive yang, therefore not making you a chiver… gtfo…
youre a hater. fuck yourself. sorry im prettier than you.
the chivette in this picture. <3
Awwww…. Why do people always misunderstand me…?
I love boobies! But do put on a vest dear. Yours are wet and I wouldn't want them to catch a cold, boobies don't deserve that! Also nobody likes sneezing boobies.
- really, boobies rock!
She's obviously just trolling. It's what ugly girls do.
#26 – that's how you do CPR
#25 You had me at NES
if the first one has her mouth on his mouth, where is the 2nd one's mouth? they didnt teach that in my cpr class.
The second one is giving him the reason to live.
#24 I now really like polka dots too
I like to poke her dots!
Oh hell yes !
I hate polka dots. She should take it off
Those polka dots would look a lot better bunched up on the floor.
that's what happens when they leave the kitchen. Spelling errors.
Girl can't spell, but who cares, right?
I've always loved polka dots.
I…wait, what were we talking about, again? I got distracted…
Give those enormous panties back to your grandma!
Thong or commando will work out well for you.
Unless…aunt Flo is visiting this week!
I don't know about polka dots, but I sure as *hell* like the girl. I want more!
I don't mean to sound demanding, Chive. But there's more of her somewhere and I expect it tomorrow
Nicci Pisarri…you're welcome.
Nicci Pisarri is her name
#49 Holy shit. Please keep sending in photos of yourself.
Agreed…she is fucking gorgeous.
#49 the new official St. Patty's day wear
" ..the new official St. Patty's day wear. "
Oh, Lord, I hope so!!!
#1 "Recess won't be ending today, Mr. Principal."
#45 I lose
No one loses in this competition
damn…you too…she's really good at this
I lost before I even realized what I was reading
Haha same thing happened to me.
I have mastered peripheral vision appreciation. Thanks
So you're married to?
If the staring contest is staring at her cleavage, I am kicking ass.
I lost. I was distracted.
To the contrary my friend. With this picture we are truly all winners.
Oh, is it my turn for this?
What staring contest?
I've been staring at her cleavage since yesterday and finally made it to the comments. We may never know who the real winner is.
#47, #48, #49
You just won Tuesday
weird head tilt and all, super gorgeous… plus, bewbs.
I like these pics because these.
Justin Beiber poster. Would not bang
I thought the same thing man. Was looking fiiiiiiiiine until I saw the Bieber poster. Was a complete turn off..
On the contrary…EPIC FAIL for this FLBP
the Bieber poster in #48 is the end for Her!
I would ravage her on top of that disgusting poster. Goddam those are spectacular breasteses! #47 #49
You know how i know you're gay.
Normally, any post containing those words is just stupid. But here…? It's definitely true. Seriously if you noticed that picture your eyes must have been attracted to bieber. It took me a few minutes to find the poster after you brought it up.
quite the comeback – LMAO
There is a poster in her room?
A lot of hot girls have gay friends
I barely even noticed she had a face how the hell did you notice half of a Justin Bieber poster? You have the same poster don't you?
If you noticed the poster, I've got bad news for you…
If you noticed the poster, I have bad news for you…
CHIVE, please have her as the Chivette of the week!!!!
Alright, Chive, this summer it's time to hit the East Coast. NYC MEET UP, LET'S DO THIS.
Also, the new Batman movie is going to be EPIC
A New York meetup is at the top of our list, actually. We're working on getting that done.
I cannot comment about the Batman movie but you seem very excited.
Also, your name is cashmoney
New Orleans meet up? And KC&CO Mardi Gras edition! Just my two cents.
did that just happen
Yeah, Mardi Gras ended recently. But its never to soon to plant the seed for next year. I didn't think of it until I saw the St. Pattys edition, but I think it makes perfect sense, you should have seen how many Chivers were at MG this year.
It is true that my name is cashmoney. I was named after my French uncle. I hear it's a very common name in France.
Also, your name is John
#3 stunning long legged brunette thank you
Am lonely and impotent.
You better go to a doctor then, cause at your age 12? you shouldn't be having or trying to have sex anyway
Coz i had sex when i was 12 at my uncles house and it was not fun.
#3 HOLY SHIT!
That plant needs a trim!
- the one you love to hate
Hey paula go stop breathing in a small hole in the ground
WTF are you talking about?
Duuuhh…. the plant…. in the top right… First thing I noticed about this photo; that plant looks messy and needs to be trimmed.
There's also a very nice lady in the photo in case you didn't notice.
- I love nature, I shit in it
You suck at life. Please tie a very heavy object to yourself and jump in deep water, preferably swarming with carnivorous fish.
Are you sure that's an untrimmed plant? I thought that was you whispering to yourself "soon…"
There's a plant in tha photo?!
I like the last reply….."Derpina"
those eyes and everything else and if it isn't enough she's kind and cool
#25 In a round about way – so do I
Nintendo Entertainment System
HOW IS THIS DONE? Honestly, I need me one of these.
You do Karate Yes No, you get esquish. Just like grape. You do Karate No Yes, you get Nintendo Entertainment System. #25
#45 You always win.
She would win every game but that wouldn't stop me from playing her every chance I got. Haha.
#12 There is something seriously wrong with this.
There is a perfectly good looking couch in the background
Only thing I see wrong with it is the kid, and that she still has clothes on.
Actually then it WOULD be seriously wrong…. As much as I LOVE neekid women
Its the nasty ass soda ltr next to the chick. No one should drink that garbage..
#48 looks awesome you could only look better if it were off
and the bieber poster wasnt on her wall, wtf
Is anyone else bothered by the poster in the background? Maybe it's a little sister's room…
It has walls?
#23 prepare the servers
Prepare the whole fucking internet, its about to get ugly.
Hey Spotify…yeah I'm talking to you…don't f–k this up for me…
i don't think Spotify would be able to handle even one t-shirt order….considering they are in the music business….
sHoPify on the other hand better be prepared for the hellfire that chivers about to rain all over its sorry ass…
John, by noon do you mean 11:45?
No, he actually means noon.
Inside info: John always posts the "*Update: SOLD OUT* update immediately after the gallery goes life. Takes him 3 seconds. The shirts are sold out in 2 seconds of course. So he's still late.
- Fan testimonial: "Apparently they have Chive in hell."
Looks like I was right Paula! That was not noon.
I don't think the shirt ordering process keeps true to the whole Keep Calm philosophy of TheChive.
What happened to randomly putting the shirts up rather than announcing the time for everyone?
this is the internet version of releasing the Kraken
Hmpf, by comparison the Chive releasing shirts makes the Kraken look like a newborn kitty trying to claw your face open with those cute little pawsies that don't even have nails yet…
- I like to eat newborn cats; no risk of those pesky nails getting stuck in your throat
Predicted that shit the day they announced there would be more … sometime in the near future.
Its always 12noon PST. Always.
What happened to Johns statement last week that the shirts would be sold at a random time without warning to keep non Chivers from buying 10 shirts and loyal Chivers the possibility of getting just 1??
You're a fucking idiot, John. Don't even want your shirts anymore.
Having said that, I'll continue being a loyal Chiver.
But fuck you and your shirts.
#45 – you win. you always win
Here ya go sweety:
- Fan testimonial: "As much as I have tried to dislike you, you are really starting to grow on me. Almost a sic addiction."
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