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Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

March 6, 2012 | In: DAR, Girls, Random

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Kaiwatha

i'd like to be as happy as #2…

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Go sit on one of these as well then:
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Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Kaiwatha

makes sense, explains the (trunk) squirting…

dedubs

Who's in charge of that?

Jack_LeMac

The pachyderm god of joy

notgullable

NOT REAL……definitely from The Jungle Cruise at Disneyland Resort

JJJJ

They also have this at Animal Kingdom Disney world just before the Rainforest Cafe.
Jeff

Just saw this yesterday at Disney. Boy those animatronics don't hold up seeing them 15 years later, haha.

asdf

Happiness comes from within

Excercise and eat right
Dr.Thinksalot

#49 should be first.
ChelseaRules

I'm gonna be seeing that next week! Woo Disneyland!

mark may

#26

I'll be drowning myself in the fountain outside my work if anybody needs me

http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

Doesn't work like that. Odds are it'll be some dude that pissed off that you tried to drown in a foot of water.
Tomas

Simultaneously, mouth-to-mouth…. aaaannnnnnnd mouth-to-….. *ahem*
SATexas4life

Now I just need to find this lake and I'll be "drowning" fairly often.
joshua

Mark May is an idiot. I hope your not the one that argues with Lou Holtz all the time. Because if you are, your an idiot….
Underbaker

Find it!!! The beach that is, I need to plan my summer vacation and this one has great possibilities.

MC2

#3 you make a nice curtain

thegoogguy

Nicci Pisari
Tineye + Google = fapping done right!

JHL1

actually, all you need is google

regcrim

Nicci Pisarri. You're welcome.
OnehandJack

Got dayum
meuasso

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwcQw5dVisI

2008 Maxim Hometown Hotties Finalist: Nicole Pisarri
Breathtaking
Underbaker

That body is absolute perfection. If you want a dictionary pic of what I mean by soft and curvy, there you have it.
Heidi

She is perfect.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

I made it to yesterday's "People you wouldn’t miss if the world ended today" list! I'm famousies!
Who do ya love meow?

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Another thing is you sound a LOT like a Chive staff member – especially when you said, "Slow days at the Chive? When was that? Apparently you work very closely with the Chive staff to know how busy or not it can get."

PDiddily420

No you are infamous and a legend in your own mind

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Bill57! I missed you!

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Just when you seemed that you possibly might have a heart, and were capable of acting like a human being paula, you go a fuck it up….the 2 of you grinches should be ashamed of yourselves…"

BigRick69

I figured I'd hijack Paula's awful post to say a few things about #13
This argument makes absolutely no sense. The Mayans had a completely separate calendar system, one that is actually more accurate then the current Gregorian calendar (Google some info about the Mayan calendar, it is pretty interesting). They never borrowed ancient european calendars and then vanished before their chance to update them when Caesar introduced the leap year. The "doomsday" date of December 21st 2012 had to be translated from the Mayan system, taking all differences into account.

http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

I dont understand.. Whatever college man

BigRick69

http://www.mayacalendar.org/long-count.php
http://www.mayacalendar.org/mayan-calendar-accura…

Sorry I am a poor writer when it comes to explanations.There you are.

ShowerWithSandusky

www,yourpostwaswaytoolongandnoonereallygivesashititsjustapictureforfuckssake.yourmom.

BigRick69

I'm sorry that I made some of you uncomfortable by posting a comment that required them to read for 15 seconds. Please disregard my giving a shit and continue to browse the internet without giving a shit.

Westy

Please continue to give shits, I almost thought all this prepping was for nothing.

Underbaker

I'm with ya Big Rick. Saw that flaw in their logic to. If leap years came before Mayans then it would make sense, but since the Mayans came first it is total horse hockey, because we compared our Leap Year calendar to their existing one to come up with the current date.

Slingshot Engage

meow. Super Troopers?

MyBu

#11 jordan carver……. drool…….

Master_Rahl

awesome spin on the Tenacious D cock push-ups. Boob push-ups. Boing!
chronicLSD

bewbs must be why girls arent very good at pushups
never realized til now

skwee

#49 – Holy Balony slices Batman!!

Whiskyb

yup, yup, yup. Count me in
JOHN

Where's that Self respect meme?

JOHN

Chive still won't post any photos of my testicle cleavage. Lets see what they think on theBerry

Pedro

There is something wrong with her neck muscles

Elbie

I guess I could fix her.
sadman

Taco neck syndrome from the early 90's. Damn you Taco Bell!

Weiners and Gonads

*Bologna its in the song

skwee

I knew that was coming I tried to spell it foneticaly correct for people not from Italy or familiar with the old commercial song.

Here, let me save you the trouble *phonetically…. Oh man I crack myself up….

hot

Those are awesome. Seriously
Geoff

i wonder if she knows its easy to photo shop that to actually show her nipples clearly. meh either way, nice.

ohbill

so do it….

steve

Totally want to motorboat these
Thumbs Up

There are not enough 'thumbs up' in the world for these….ever.
GlibTongue

Noone likes a Bieber fan, regardless of how big her boobs are.

I'm starting to wonder if she has current lower back problems though. With her head tilted to the side the same way in each photo.

JHL1

My how glib of you.

captinBADtouch

#49 Moar please!!!!
Anymouse

It almost makes up for the Bieber poster on her wall.

Thatmouse

You know how I know you're gay?…

Underbaker

(drool…) try to think of witty comment… (can't stop staring) oh to hell with it, just keep staring. (drool…)

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

#49 please put on a vest OK?

Hugs,
Paula
- or a paper bag on your head

PDiddily420

Paula put a plastic bag over your head tie it off and jump into the east river

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

How kind…. you want me to float…

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "You are a comedic genius Paula. It's really just that simple. "

Pearl Rabbit

Paula,

I want to have sex with you so you calm the F**K down.
Come On Paula…

Paula…..no one likes a hater…I'm sure you are SO much better then that Darlin…
Tangles_112

Not exactly a chiver attitude. Also, if you're the ying to the chive yang, therefore not making you a chiver… gtfo…
chivette

dear paula,

youre a hater. fuck yourself. sorry im prettier than you.

hugs,
the chivette in this picture. <3

dumbofounded

i…love..you..
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Awwww…. Why do people always misunderstand me…?
I love boobies! But do put on a vest dear. Yours are wet and I wouldn't want them to catch a cold, boobies don't deserve that! Also nobody likes sneezing boobies.

Hugs,
Paula
- really, boobies rock!
-<3Boobies!<3

http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh

She's obviously just trolling. It's what ugly girls do.
paula is jealous

jealous much?

Fella

#26 – that's how you do CPR

Dirty_Dingus

#25 You had me at NES
HUH?

if the first one has her mouth on his mouth, where is the 2nd one's mouth? they didnt teach that in my cpr class.

Underbaker

The second one is giving him the reason to live.

mcgizzle

#24 I now really like polka dots too

Wet_tosti

I like to poke her dots!
Attaxia

Oh hell yes !

Kyle

I hate polka dots. She should take it off

MattKL

Those polka dots would look a lot better bunched up on the floor.
joe testarosa

that's what happens when they leave the kitchen. Spelling errors.
Ummmmm

Girl can't spell, but who cares, right?
slim jim

I've always loved polka dots.
SquishyFlint

I…wait, what were we talking about, again? I got distracted…
asdf

Give those enormous panties back to your grandma!

Thong or commando will work out well for you.

Unless…aunt Flo is visiting this week!
Gallus

I don't know about polka dots, but I sure as *hell* like the girl. I want more!

soon

#3

I don't mean to sound demanding, Chive. But there's more of her somewhere and I expect it tomorrow

Thank you

Guy

Nicci Pisarri…you're welcome.
http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

https://www.google.com/search?q=nicci+pisarri&amp…
c-c-c-cool

Nicci Pisarri is her name
regcrim

nicci pisarri

Whoopi_G

#49 Holy shit. Please keep sending in photos of yourself.

mitter78

Agreed…she is fucking gorgeous.

SPD

#49 the new official St. Patty's day wear

Gallus

" ..the new official St. Patty's day wear. "

Oh, Lord, I hope so!!!

Jack_LeMac

#1 "Recess won't be ending today, Mr. Principal."
helllllno

#45 I lose

reaperMEDIC

No one loses in this competition
mikecane

damn…you too…she's really good at this
incognito

I lost before I even realized what I was reading

Pat

Haha same thing happened to me.

http://hermesdfo.blogspot.com Hermes

I have mastered peripheral vision appreciation. Thanks

Underbaker

So you're married to?

Sanj

If the staring contest is staring at her cleavage, I am kicking ass.
random

I lost. I was distracted.
djp

To the contrary my friend. With this picture we are truly all winners.
JHL1

Oh, is it my turn for this?
-ahem-
What staring contest?
Black6dog

I've been staring at her cleavage since yesterday and finally made it to the comments. We may never know who the real winner is.

throttle

#47, #48, #49

You just won Tuesday

Master_Rahl

weird head tilt and all, super gorgeous… plus, bewbs.

JHL1

I like these pics because these.

TheBatman

pattys… PATTYS!!!
jm2818

Justin Beiber poster. Would not bang

SATexas4life

I thought the same thing man. Was looking fiiiiiiiiine until I saw the Bieber poster. Was a complete turn off..

asdf

On the contrary…EPIC FAIL for this FLBP

the Bieber poster in #48 is the end for Her!

LAME!

I heart chivettes

I would ravage her on top of that disgusting poster. Goddam those are spectacular breasteses! #47 #49
jjj

You know how i know you're gay.

The_Dood

Normally, any post containing those words is just stupid. But here…? It's definitely true. Seriously if you noticed that picture your eyes must have been attracted to bieber. It took me a few minutes to find the poster after you brought it up.
El Guapo

quite the comeback – LMAO

HaHa

There is a poster in her room?
Sean

A lot of hot girls have gay friends
http://twitter.com/rockstar_323 @rockstar_323

I barely even noticed she had a face how the hell did you notice half of a Justin Bieber poster? You have the same poster don't you?
phigam

If you noticed the poster, I've got bad news for you…
phigam

If you noticed the poster, I have bad news for you…

dsparob

CHIVE, please have her as the Chivette of the week!!!!

cashmoney

Alright, Chive, this summer it's time to hit the East Coast. NYC MEET UP, LET'S DO THIS.

Also, the new Batman movie is going to be EPIC

John

A New York meetup is at the top of our list, actually. We're working on getting that done.

I cannot comment about the Batman movie but you seem very excited.

Also, your name is cashmoney

HatBomb

New Orleans meet up? And KC&CO Mardi Gras edition! Just my two cents.

http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

did that just happen

HatBomb

Yeah, Mardi Gras ended recently. But its never to soon to plant the seed for next year. I didn't think of it until I saw the St. Pattys edition, but I think it makes perfect sense, you should have seen how many Chivers were at MG this year.

cashmoney

It is true that my name is cashmoney. I was named after my French uncle. I hear it's a very common name in France.

Also, your name is John

etcrr

#3 stunning long legged brunette thank you

etcrr 126p

Am lonely and impotent.

etcrr

You better go to a doctor then, cause at your age 12? you shouldn't be having or trying to have sex anyway

etcrr 126p

Coz i had sex when i was 12 at my uncles house and it was not fun.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

#3 HOLY SHIT!
That plant needs a trim!

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Sean

Hey paula go stop breathing in a small hole in the ground
MacNCheesePro

WTF are you talking about?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Duuuhh…. the plant…. in the top right… First thing I noticed about this photo; that plant looks messy and needs to be trimmed.
There's also a very nice lady in the photo in case you didn't notice.

Hugs,
Paula
- I love nature, I shit in it

Huell

You suck at life. Please tie a very heavy object to yourself and jump in deep water, preferably swarming with carnivorous fish.
MacNCheesePro

Are you sure that's an untrimmed plant? I thought that was you whispering to yourself "soon…"

Gallus

There's a plant in tha photo?!

Camper

#6 Supercutie.

oh4fuckssake

I like the last reply….."Derpina"
Justin

Beyond, B-E-A-Utiful
those eyes and everything else and if it isn't enough she's kind and cool

Mr Lucky

#25 In a round about way – so do I

Slingshot Engage

Nintendo Entertainment System
James

HOW IS THIS DONE? Honestly, I need me one of these.
TDub66

NO means….YES!
yoselahonda

You do Karate Yes No, you get esquish. Just like grape. You do Karate No Yes, you get Nintendo Entertainment System. #25

Whoopi_G

#45 You always win.

SATexas4life

She would win every game but that wouldn't stop me from playing her every chance I got. Haha.

LucretiusCaro

#12 There is something seriously wrong with this.

Alex

There is a perfectly good looking couch in the background
Kyle429

Only thing I see wrong with it is the kid, and that she still has clothes on.

Ned Plimpton

Actually then it WOULD be seriously wrong…. As much as I LOVE neekid women

eddie

Its the nasty ass soda ltr next to the chick. No one should drink that garbage..

etcrr

#48 looks awesome you could only look better if it were off

intmid8or

and the bieber poster wasnt on her wall, wtf
PensFan9

Is anyone else bothered by the poster in the background? Maybe it's a little sister's room…

SilkySapper

or daughter's

Giggedy

What room?

googler

It has walls?

MOAR

#23 prepare the servers

HatBomb

Prepare the whole fucking internet, its about to get ugly.
mikecane

Hey Spotify…yeah I'm talking to you…don't f–k this up for me…

this guy

i don't think Spotify would be able to handle even one t-shirt order….considering they are in the music business….

sHoPify on the other hand better be prepared for the hellfire that chivers about to rain all over its sorry ass…

Heres_Johnny30

John, by noon do you mean 11:45?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

No, he actually means noon.
Inside info: John always posts the "*Update: SOLD OUT* update immediately after the gallery goes life. Takes him 3 seconds. The shirts are sold out in 2 seconds of course. So he's still late.

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Apparently they have Chive in hell."

Heres_Johnny30

Looks like I was right Paula! That was not noon.

Corwin

I don't think the shirt ordering process keeps true to the whole Keep Calm philosophy of TheChive.
Jason

What happened to randomly putting the shirts up rather than announcing the time for everyone?
tommytwotime

this is the internet version of releasing the Kraken

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Hmpf, by comparison the Chive releasing shirts makes the Kraken look like a newborn kitty trying to claw your face open with those cute little pawsies that don't even have nails yet…

Hugs,
Paula
- I like to eat newborn cats; no risk of those pesky nails getting stuck in your throat

that_ALBANIAN_guy

Predicted that shit the day they announced there would be more … sometime in the near future.

Its always 12noon PST. Always.
Ned Plimpton

What happened to Johns statement last week that the shirts would be sold at a random time without warning to keep non Chivers from buying 10 shirts and loyal Chivers the possibility of getting just 1??

You're a fucking idiot, John. Don't even want your shirts anymore.

Ned Plimpton

Having said that, I'll continue being a loyal Chiver.

But fuck you and your shirts.

Ghad

#45 – you win. you always win

#11 MORE

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Here ya go sweety:
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/qaXfA.jpg">
Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "As much as I have tried to dislike you, you are really starting to grow on me. Almost a sic addiction."

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