Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Jcop


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Gun pointed at own head) BOOM!!!

    • anderwpeg

      I dont want to live in this world anymore

    • Vince

      The Bieber hate needs to stop, this is ridiculously old.

      • 13Aliens

        The Bieber needs to stop, this is ridiculous.

      • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

        Kill the Bieber and it will stop. Kill it not…and it will not stop.

    • fibonacci5150

      it has to be some kind of warning, amiright?

  • Jcop


    So thats what happened to the Sherminator from American Pie

    • Pudge

      what does Gwen Steffani have against this guys daughter?

    • Theresa

      Just sayin, Hollerbach is my last name…Holla! And, I'm thinking about suing Gwen Steffani for the rights to the song, or at least royalties

    • AlbinoAaron

      Poor guy, there ain't no Hollerbach girl.

  • anderwpeg

    #17 No need to flip shit

    • The_Dood

      Someone's gonna have a crappy day.

    • tim

      blimp bowling

  • What

    #21 Power Rangers 😮

    • Machinist

      I was thinking Pink Floyd – Dark Side of the Moon…

    • nugget

      I was thinking of Rainbow in the dark by DIO.

      • original chiver

        Stop … He's okay in my book but he's no Pink Floyd

  • Erik

    Good morning!

  • MattKL

    #5 Well hello there.

    • JimmyBoPeep

      Emma Stone makes everything better,

      • Sqott

        This is from a mag. Mens Fitness or maybe Mens health? By far the best shes ever looked, shame the pic was cropped.

    • JT Mo-Nay

      I would love to put my dick in or around her mouth.

    • stann

      1. Girls on this post not attractive
      1. Girls on this post not attractive
      2. attention seekign girls
      3. where are the black girls?
      4. email me at chiveis ra cist@gm ail.com JOIN THE CAUSE
      5. Anti-chive blog coming soon. Lobbying firm hired to address chive racism
      6. chive endorses genocide (see africa post )
      7. when you put black girls in, put them towards the top and quit hidin them!
      8.Mac the intern. FUCK YOU RACIST
      9.Chive endorses gun usage and use
      10.People who say chive is not racist bc pictures are user sumbitted, uM, YEA. they do have posts of non users so they can find a black girl easy
      12. So to get attention or be deemed hot on the chive, you need to have fake boobs, blonde hair, and be white? Ok got it.
      13. Chive celebrates utilizing one’s education to drink, take scandalous pictures, and obviously throw one’s education away. No wonder why we are lagging compared to the rest of the world! Hehehee

  • anderwpeg

    #1 Dory in human form?

    • Dan

      Swimming with jellyfish isn't the best of ideas.

    • wealthofuselessinfo

      I am sure this in Palau, South Pacific … there is an inland salt water lake that is full of jellyfish but they have evolved isolated and do not sting … looks very cool …

      • NightSky0

        Yes its Palau. Its called Jelly Fish Lake. There's nothing quite like the feeling of swimming through jellyfish when your brain is telling you to watch out

    • _maxPain_

      Hmmm the Gene pool just got better in my book…

    • steve

      You shouldnt tell her the jellyfish dont sting because i would still like to pee on her…

  • Baltimore_Chiver

    #29 The Hangover 3: Antarctica.

    • Anon

      There would have to be a hotel in Antarctica where the mission person or penguin would be located for this to be the third.

  • Wark

    #2 I don't really mind the whole being-a-nice-person-to-Justin Bieber thing, but Chuck Norris using smileys just doesn't feel right for some reason. . .

    • Dan

      I'm gonna send that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

    • chcksucks

      yeah, cuz Chuck Norris is a pussy, and a douche

  • Cosby Sweater

    This is the funniest DMA on record.

    • DrROBOTO

      you must be new here.

  • Rollout25

    #29 This is exactly how I feel when I walk down the women's aisle at the store

    • NZ Chiver

      ahahaha the penguin "happy feet" that landed on a beach in NZ made the DMA lol

      • 2nd NZ Chiver

        Nice shark food too

  • Da Sandman

    #10 then how are people supposed to reach the slides…?

    • Wark


    • Steve

      You gotta walk all the way back through the house to get to the slide?? Really?

  • The Woz

    #2 Hahahahahahahaha, laughed my ass off at that. NOOOOOOO!
    #5 FIND HER

    • Luis, MD

      Find her? You have got to be shitting me!
      You may actually know her… Her name is Emma Stone! 🙂

    • theyellowfever

      Emma Stone. Welcome to the internet.

    • Name

      #5 is Emma Stone

    • Emma Stone

      I believe that is Emma Stone.

    • Dvd

      find Emma Stone?

    • Vee

      As the other 5 have said… Emma Stone.. where the hell have you been living?

  • http://www.facebook.com/casonedwardsandthecastaways ThePad

    Some badassity going on here. KCCO fucksticks

  • BoomgoestheTNT

    An Inconvenient Truth, part II: The Antarctic Beaches unveiled

    (Move over Cabo, Spring Break Antarctica, heck yeah)

    • passwordistaco

      The picture is from New Zealand, the penguin got lost

      • random

        If you want to complain about sarcasm, you should at least know what you're talking about… It's a female fiordland Penguin, native to New Zealand actually.

        • passwordistaco

          Are you stoned? It's a 10 month old Emperor Penguin who got lost and ended up in New Zealand. It needed surgery because it had eaten a stomach full of sand they think it had mistaken for snow, it happened last year. Back to the drawing board @random.

  • http://twitter.com/mkingscott @mkingscott

    #9 Is that the Sherminator?

  • Notsofast

    #7 I wanted to be a juggler, but I didn’t have the balls.

  • SuperDanMan4290

    #4 – I haven't laughed in a while…but that got me…loling
    #5 – Ohh Emma 😉 <3<3<3<3<3


    • AmBush_Steve

      Only the top one and bottom two. The second one is an actual outtake from Star Wars. It made Luke look too much like Darth Vader and Lucas didn't want anyone getting the spoiler just yet.

  • Cameron

    #18 Kim kardashian on top. Khloe is on bottom. always in her shadow.

    • ozi ozi ozi oi oi oi

      Kardashian reference , you gotta let your mum give you the remote sometimes

    • Prishtinalee

      Did she farted on the water?

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Fart bubble.

  • theyellowfever

    #10 Good luck sliding back up then.

  • Luis, MD

    #5 That's a comfortable kitchen right there!

    • Simon

      Isn't overt misogyny a sign of repressed homosexuality?

  • comment # 1! aha!

    Allentown pa

  • Jotle

    #6 So they finally started making elephant bacon… about time!

  • May

    #16 I call bullshit

    • myself

      No bullshit, it's called the Lichtenberg figure.

    • fibonacci5150

      soooooo, super powers or no?

      • bob

        bad ass

    • drme

      One of my favorite things in medicine. Hope to see it in person one day.

  • njvw

    I call BS on #15, but if that's true lightning strike me now!

    • Jezza

      Its called a ‘Lichtenberg figure’ ….apparently

    • ok!

      No, thats called a Futurama meme cake.

    • Lexie

      It's cake.

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