Meanwhile, in ‘Merica (38 photos)

  • ST33

    #2 again?

    • dedubs

      Its amazing such an obese man could love so long. Although due to the blackening of his skin it looks like he has a serious necrosis problem.

    • MylesofStyles

      Even though I'm not quite sure what you meant by this comment, I'm going to thumb you up based on the absence of the word, "first".

      • dedubs

        This was posted a couple days ago.

    • Nick

      Chive has exhibited a fondness of reusing pics. Some call it "laziness." Others call it "laziness."

  • Dan

    Thank god that guy did't say "first."

  • BostonChiver.

    #18 I'm not even mad.

    • Dan E

      Its a Tigers road cap anyway.

  • Ned Plimpton

    #16 "Think anyone wants to take a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!" – Rex Kwan Do

    • Guesty

      Awesome! loved that movie too!

  • passwordistaco

    #9 + #3 = #20

    • ST33

      but if he buys #7 everything will work out

    • mostest

      That is one meaty fucking forearm.

  • techno_viking

    #24 Of course it's the strawberry soda…

    • yep

      musta been outta BIG RED

      • Huell

        And orange…. And purp…

    • Mhm

      I want that purple stuff.. o.0

    • Guest

      All this racism is killing me inside

    • Ross From Some Where

      This picture is kind of sad. Because it just shows true poverty =/,

      • cindy b

        and also true innovation.

      • @McBeastie666

        true poverty? it shows someone stealing…or taking advantage of the restaurants refill policy…either way I think if the guy had a stack of cash he'd still be bringing the empty milk jugs to the drink fountain anyway.

        • Tara

          THATS A GUY?!?

  • echogeo

    Yeah, I want.

    • america sucks balls


      • echogeo

        Perhaps, but I know how to spell 2 syllable words.

    • AdamBaldick
  • Brian



  • Snoop a loop

    #15 Get out of the fast lane bitch

  • Master_Rahl

    #11 DIE rainbow, DIE!!!

    • Plurp

      Actually it looks more like he set it free from the ice covered pond. Americans Love Rainbows!

    • The J

      C'mon, this makes sense, the leprechaun has to be an illegal

  • Lefty8

    #20 If they would just take off the watch more blood could get to the hand…

    • mostest

      I actually think the watch keeps the fat from escaping and killig us all!

      • Lefty8

        It looks like one of those snake photos where you can say "Hey, I think I found the cat."

  • 80's Baby

    #21…. oooh yeah.. my kinda BBQ

  • echogeo

    #20 #21
    Zombie smorgasbord.

    • passwordistaco

      That's why poor Otis got shot in the leg.

      • Lisa

        The more Otises there are in the world, the longer I'm going to survive

        • echogeo

          One of the best shows on TV!

          • Lisa

            I just watched the most recent episode last night. Blew my mind.

            • @jaczor

              It was awesome, the last 3 episodes have been quite intense compared to the beginning of the second season.

    • TheMadTexan

      Rule #1: Cardio.

      • TheMadTexan

        Whoa…didn't mean for that to happen…D'OH!

    • @trustnoone73

      Where the fuck to people buy clothes in those sizes? 12XL?

  • Kyle429


  • Swamp1983

    #4 Can't be unseen
    #38 Wan't to slap the fuck out of everyone of those moms and kick the dads in the nuts, that do that to their kids.

    • John

      The dads have no nuts, that's the problem!

  • Tom

    I think #6 is in Canada

    • jc2881

      you stole my joke good sir

    • AmBush_Steve

      Mine too.

    • Hippie Hipster Not

      Yup that's Canada, those sandals and those old tube TV's are the "New Things"

    • dustin buckles

      Yea and hes not fat as fuck. Oh Canada, leading innovation one arm at a time HAHAHA.

      • Canuck Soldier

        Oh America, proving to the world how ignorant you really are one comment at a time. HAHAHA

  • Anonymous

    I don’t see what’s wrong with #37

  • Obese merica


    Screw all that healthy living bullshit!!! we're in 'merica, gimme a quadruple bacon two pound doughnut burger with side of two dozen triple cheese mozzarella sticks and 96 oz big red to wash it down with…………. BTW whats for dinner??

    • @BigCat72

      Actually, in November or 2010 I weighed 400 pounds (being 6'4) and I got on nutrisystem because I was desperate to lose the weight. Being on the diet, working out regularly, ive lost 70 pounds since (I lovet 35 pounds the first month and have used the diet off and on as a boost to keep me honest.) I know your trollin I just wanted to share.

      • Obese

        KCCO brother, the post was facetious in nature at eating in america……… keep up good work

      • etcrr

        Chive On big cat keep it up

  • SpacemanSpiff

    America is ok i guess, considering that the world needs you…you know, to stall the aliens

    for some reason every natural disaster and alien invasion happens in NY, Washington and California


    • passwordistaco

      No shit, I can't figure out why Americans would make movies that take place in America, mind blown.

  • Master_Rahl

    #27 Apparently, so is spelling… and having only 2 eyes. Where to begin with this shitshow of a tattoo… FUCK YEAH!

    • pretty smile

      Pretty sure that's the joke

    • GernBlansten

      Point = missed

      • Master_Rahl

        nope, didn't miss the point, only delivered a crappy joke, or two

    • Merica

      I'd say from the close reeding you did , the point was right on target.

  • DeBoh

    #28 Using This to Get a Date Tonight

  • Master_Rahl

    #37 Anyone else hear the Hulkster's theme music playing?

    • the_mike

      No its only a gif…

    • siegfried

      I am a real american. Fight for the rights of every man. I am a real american.

  • Twigfinger

    #33 We need another president like T. Roosevelt. BTW – the name is misspelled………..sigh.

    • Duke

      This is fake. A moose would murder you just for looking at him in the water.

    • reaperMEDIC

      The original American Bad Ass

  • Solatso

    #32 Seems legit

  • Ken

    #14… bitches be trippin'

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