March 6, 2012 |
In: Funny, Merica
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Category: Funny, Merica
Its amazing such an obese man could love so long. Although due to the blackening of his skin it looks like he has a serious necrosis problem.
Even though I'm not quite sure what you meant by this comment, I'm going to thumb you up based on the absence of the word, "first".
This was posted a couple days ago.
Chive has exhibited a fondness of reusing pics. Some call it "laziness." Others call it "laziness."
Thank god that guy did't say "first."
#18 I'm not even mad.
Its a Tigers road cap anyway.
#16 "Think anyone wants to take a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!" – Rex Kwan Do
Awesome! loved that movie too!
#9 + #3 = #20
but if he buys #7 everything will work out
That is one meaty fucking forearm.
#24 Of course it's the strawberry soda…
musta been outta BIG RED
And orange…. And purp…
I want that purple stuff.. o.0
All this racism is killing me inside
This picture is kind of sad. Because it just shows true poverty =/,
and also true innovation.
true poverty? it shows someone stealing…or taking advantage of the restaurants refill policy…either way I think if the guy had a stack of cash he'd still be bringing the empty milk jugs to the drink fountain anyway.
THATS A GUY?!?
Yeah, I want.
Perhaps, but I know how to spell 2 syllable words.
Idk which I want more, these or the Norwegian Curling Team pants.
#15 Get out of the fast lane bitch
#11 DIE rainbow, DIE!!!
Actually it looks more like he set it free from the ice covered pond. Americans Love Rainbows!
C'mon, this makes sense, the leprechaun has to be an illegal
#20 If they would just take off the watch more blood could get to the hand…
I actually think the watch keeps the fat from escaping and killig us all!
It looks like one of those snake photos where you can say "Hey, I think I found the cat."
#21…. oooh yeah.. my kinda BBQ
That's why poor Otis got shot in the leg.
The more Otises there are in the world, the longer I'm going to survive
One of the best shows on TV!
I just watched the most recent episode last night. Blew my mind.
It was awesome, the last 3 episodes have been quite intense compared to the beginning of the second season.
Rule #1: Cardio.
Whoa…didn't mean for that to happen…D'OH!
Where the fuck to people buy clothes in those sizes? 12XL?
#11 WHERE'S MY POT OF GOLD, YOU LITTLE STINGY GINGER BISH?!!?
#4 Can't be unseen
#38 Wan't to slap the fuck out of everyone of those moms and kick the dads in the nuts, that do that to their kids.
The dads have no nuts, that's the problem!
I think #6 is in Canada
you stole my joke good sir
Yup that's Canada, those sandals and those old tube TV's are the "New Things"
Yea and hes not fat as fuck. Oh Canada, leading innovation one arm at a time HAHAHA.
Oh America, proving to the world how ignorant you really are one comment at a time. HAHAHA
I don’t see what’s wrong with #37
Screw all that healthy living bullshit!!! we're in 'merica, gimme a quadruple bacon two pound doughnut burger with side of two dozen triple cheese mozzarella sticks and 96 oz big red to wash it down with…………. BTW whats for dinner??
Actually, in November or 2010 I weighed 400 pounds (being 6'4) and I got on nutrisystem because I was desperate to lose the weight. Being on the diet, working out regularly, ive lost 70 pounds since (I lovet 35 pounds the first month and have used the diet off and on as a boost to keep me honest.) I know your trollin I just wanted to share.
KCCO brother, the post was facetious in nature at eating in america……… keep up good work
Chive On big cat keep it up
America is ok i guess, considering that the world needs you…you know, to stall the aliens
for some reason every natural disaster and alien invasion happens in NY, Washington and California
No shit, I can't figure out why Americans would make movies that take place in America, mind blown.
#27 Apparently, so is spelling… and having only 2 eyes. Where to begin with this shitshow of a tattoo… FUCK YEAH!
Pretty sure that's the joke
Point = missed
nope, didn't miss the point, only delivered a crappy joke, or two
I'd say from the close reeding you did , the point was right on target.
#28 Using This to Get a Date Tonight
#37 Anyone else hear the Hulkster's theme music playing?
No its only a gif…
I am a real american. Fight for the rights of every man. I am a real american.
#33 We need another president like T. Roosevelt. BTW – the name is misspelled………..sigh.
This is fake. A moose would murder you just for looking at him in the water.
The original American Bad Ass
#32 Seems legit
#14… bitches be trippin'
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