Darwin’s exceptions (37 Photos)

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #12 I found Waldo

    • Si1entStatic

      Now go put him back where you found him.
      He's scaring the children.

    • zimzum

      i think that particular waldo finds you

    • ThornyDevil

      You sir, win the internets and a lifetime supply of bacon.

  • SockMoney17


    • 6_Crack_rocks

      suck it

    • Underbaker

      This whole gallery needs a lot more of this…
      <img src="http://netanimations.net/animated_Fire.gif"&gt;

    • biggles

      why do people put "first" on a forum. it's like writing "i was here"

      you sir, are a waste of skin

  • ancientlegacy
    • JFresh

      That is Rob Pincus ( http://www.downrange.tv/bestdefense/pincus.htm ) and he is a badass.

    • Scotsman

      looks like training for Top Shot.

    • nugget


      • Jackie 4chan

        . . . /k/, is that you?

  • Jason

    #36 wtf you should have your balls removed!!

    • LucretiusCaro

      Perhaps he already has…

    • um.ew

      the thong would certainly fit better.

    • If you say so...

      Or maybe thongs or just more comfortable? Like the one I'm wearing right now. And my balls don't get in the way if you wear it right and find a size that fights well. I have a 38" waste and size 7 panties fit me really well! I rarely am not wearing panties or pantyhose or atleast something.

  • coinbank

    #3 stole the situation's shirt

    • Poison

      I thought it was Vin Sculley.

  • The Chird

    #12 – weekend at Bernie’s III? Anyone? That would be epic!

  • gary

    #16 hahaha

    • derp

      no show boating

    • Whamp.

      hahahahahaa paralyzed hahahaha!

    • krypto092108

      And his opposition never laid a finger on him…

    • gamerscout

      Looks like he got the wind knocked out of him. =/

  • MassChiver

    #17 Come at me Bro!

    • Jen

      look at those sexy salami nipples. nom nom nom.

    • Sweet Bro

      Google "Chris Chan"

      Be amazed

      • Ass-man

        The world of Autism is a dark and scary place, also it's made up.

  • its_forge




    • Tankus

      I'm right there with you…

  • http://marcussam.wordpress.com/ marcussam

    #37 us plain badass….

    • Si1entStatic

      "Can't will lightsaber into hands…….. Go to backup"

    • Dick Salad

      Unless they did some crazy flipping in the air shit and landed like that, all the while shooting, its not badass. Completely impractical and down right retarded.

      • J-Z

        or if they were planning on pulling a boondock saints move with the ropes

    • JFresh

      The rest of the story…..

      • Kotlet

        Grown men attempting to make wimpy exercises appear bad-ass by firing pistols. I want my 30 seconds back.

  • RealZoo

    Evolution……..when it came to a screeching halt!!! #10 #23 #32 #35

    • Csquaredapparel

      #35 I see suicide in it's future.

  • ST33

    So disturbing Chive, so very disturbing…

  • coinbank


    ok i may take a lot of shit for this, but dont tell me you didn't notice……

    Waldo is PACKIN!

  • Bon_nie

    #10 wtf?!!!!

  • anal leakage

    Stop the planet! I want off!

  • jeni_necropolis

    I know #35. Strange appearance? Sure. But super nice and funny.

    • Matt

      @jeni about #35.
      Since u know him, please tell me why hello kitty is on his face? Is he reballing against the rebel steriotype of tough-looking stuff or does he really want a japanese kitten on his forehead?

    • Dick Salad

      pics of him motorboating you for proof?

    • Dr Truth

      The guy should have been a stain on a hotel bed.


      I'm guessing you guys listened to a lot of Tool together in highschool while you shrugged off his physical advances as him just "joking"?

  • the joe

    What is that Jaguar drink and where can I get it so I can be cool too???

    • Jacob

      Exactly! #8 , #11 both just lovin the Jag.

    • Ivy

      My thoughts exactly!!!!

    • johnnytwotime

      It's a Russian energy drink and apparently its got booze in it

  • BostonChiver.

    #1 was an awesome commercial

    • KayMan

      awesome commercial indeed

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      First they came for the Pigs, but because I wasn't a pig, I did nothing…..

  • whyme1973

    This entire post scares the shit out of me.

  • Rod

    #33 thy mother and thy father could be brother and sister….

    • Lexie

      or Rumer Willis…

      • RYFKM

        Uncle Mom and Auntie Dad?

  • LucretiusCaro

    #8 and #11 What's this Jaguar stuff?

    • Counttt

      Its a gangsta thing…. You wouldn't understand

    • ancientlegacy

      It's made of real Jaguar.

      • Matt

        Kinda like Sex Panther cologne in a drinkable form.

      • The_Dood


    • dbo596

      I was wondering also….Wonder where you can get this.

    • MattyP

      It's the consumable version of the popular cologne "Sex Panther"


      It's got electrolytes.

      • LucretiusCaro

        And electrolytes are what plants need.

    • P Diddy
    • Byron_Black

      That girl looks a little young to be doing the ghetto flashdance.

  • Matt

    I really want to know what hit him in the face! I kinda wanna play with it too! Lol.

  • whoknew

    How do these people support themselves?

    • yeaRight

      They don't.
      I do.
      I work and pay taxes so they can make it on The Chive and make my day.

      • The_Dood

        And some people call that the circle of life…

        • disturbed

          I call it a learning curve that runs in a circle…

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        look at big shot here….single handedly financing the world economy through his taxes…..thanks Warren Buffass.

    • Matt

      3, 12, 13, 15, and 36 use fabric… Not sure about the rest.

    • mick0311

      Taxpayer's money.

  • Master_Rahl

    #8 Wow, Andy Milonakis hasn't aged at all



    • Jack_LeMac

      I don't think aging is really an option for ol Andy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_milonakis#Life_

      • Master_Rahl

        therein lies the joke, thanks for the factoid, but please keep up with the humor

  • UGTP

    #14 what could possibly be bleeped out at the bottom right while the rest of this photo is clear…

    • etcrr

      thats my dildo

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      fleshlight or a really offensive shake-weight?

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