Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • PWilly

    Its almost Friday bitches!!!!

    • davoinc

      already friday in sydney -> 5 hours till beer
      the flipside is we dont see the humpday posts till thursday
      and have no idea when tshirts go on sale
      and apparently we have flood loving ninja mutant killer spiders

      not sure if happy or sad now

      • MylesofStyles

        Teach flood loving ninja mutant killer spiders to make beer. You're welcome.

      • If you said so...

        WTF! No one posted "First" on the march 8th DAR!

    • Lotus

      The fact that Friday is tomorrow is the best thing about the chive on Thursdays. Thursdays are by far the worst day of the week for chive posts, other than the weekend of course!

    • Scotty

      It's almost spring break bitches!!!!

    • yan

      3 days till Monday!!! A co-worker ruined my weekend like that a few weeks ago.. I'll never see a Friday like it used to be anymore.. Damn him!!

  • straightouttanaples

    Suck it!

  • TROLL

    First

    • Dream Killer

      Nope.

      • BostonChiver34

        hahahaha..u were 2nd Mr. Troll..suck a fat one.

        Chive On from Boston!

        • tommytwotime

          IN THE FACE!!!!

        • Qwerty

          Boston? Boston sucks balls. Go away.

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      I swear you fools come off an assembly line or something.

    • LoyalChiver

      I love that they did a Jay and Silent Bob GIF of this on today's DAR

      • Elsinor Brewery

        I was expecting Chive to be trolling, by not having a First post by troll…

      • Sticky Wickets

        I find it funny that at least 10(and counting) people came back to the DAR from 2 days ago to check if the GIF was accurate

  • Rinkelstein

    Hey Chive, when it comes to websites, you guys rock! When it comes to selling shirts and mobile apps, you guys could fuck up a wet dream.

  • BRN

    Kael Schryver makes out with little boys.

    • anonyMOUSE

      poor kael schryver……. FAGGOT……. and he got a fucked up name

  • Del

    #49 Mother of God!

    • SARmedic

      Sorry country girl, this is a winner right here! Its…perfect.

      • TrickRider

        And I live in some REAL country too. Huzzah, Montana!

        • http://twitter.com/subhuman666 @subhuman666

          If I was running the show around here, you would be covered in KCCO shirts(Hum, now that I think about it, I don't want to cover up that amazing body…)! You definitely deserves one! Your stunningly beautiful!

        • RockChalk

          I love you….

        • _LG

          And you've got a pretty sick talent to boot. πŸ™‚

          • Texas

            wow nice to see you again

          • facepalm

            Holy fuck ! The biggest attention whore on the whole fuckin planet is back AGAIN.

        • Crudebuthonest

          Look at that fat pussy! If that's not a perfect ass, then I need a new definition.

        • Curious

          Rib tattoo?

    • mikecane

      I'd let her do some riding tricks….AMIRITE!

      • Tricks R' for Kids

        I got a trick I'd like to show her. I call it the "Hairy Houdini"!

    • L_E_Ott

      I shall call her Tushy, and she shall be mine. And she shall be my Tushy.

    • brian

      Agreed! …Jesus take the wheel!

      • CapitaBlaster

        arched back…no ass

        • architifyougotit

          arched back… BETTER ASS PICS… her ass is amazing, period.

        • ROK247

          she rides horses – i don't even have to see pics and i know she has an awesome ass

          • Yessirr

            Nailed it. Cowgirls have the bestest asses.

    • TreeHugR

      I live in MT, and I can assure you, there's not many more like this. God really wound-up before he hit us with the ugly stick.

      • Apoennim

        Hooray for Montana Chivettes!

      • passwordistaco

        TreeHugR you owe me a keyboard, I just spit beer all over this one.

      • Wrong wood

        No, that's the problem, most of them are hugging tree's.

      • Montana Man

        My friends warned me not to move to Man-tana, where the men are men, and many of the women are too! They lied! You just have to live in the right place… The college towns are filled with Montana girls, with the coolest, most beautiful being from in state.

    • NATHANVIRCAVS

      BOOM!!!!!!

      HUGE PICK UP!!!

      :)))

    • Dirty Berty

      nice landing gear on that one there

    • thederwood

      The Great 'Plains' go spectacular! Way to rep 'lower Canada'! That is an awesome tushy!

    • yoyo

      holy shi!t.

    • HatBomb

      Its perfect! A ten, a fucking ten! (Billy Bob's voice)

    • http://hermesdfo.blogspot.com Hermes

      Heading fast to become "Chivette of the week".. i wonder if you will be Trick Riding Chivette or Tushy Chivette

      • TrickRider

        Trick Riding Chivette has a nice ring to it.

    • GI Joe

      That Tushy stopped my scroll like a wall. Give that bitch a shirt, bitches love shirts………

    • Red

      I have never wanted to be a saddle before as much as I do now.

    • Wes

      now move to colorado

    • skinger

      That's one nice pooper!

    • db3300

      No defense? No sport. And you're perfect.

    • Go_Gators84

      agreed

    • Smurf_taint

      om nom nom nom nom

    • derbymon

      Can I edge in here?
      I've worked in Montana, I've run a string of hourses,etc. and I gotta say; at #47 I knew she was a winner.
      Country Boy sez; YEAH!
      Then it got all high-school with ass remarks.
      She's fine, fellas….
      Just appreciate, and not make a fool of yerself…

    • Christopher Chance

      Haha I love you babe congrats on the DAR πŸ™‚

      • TrickRider

        ❀ ❀ ❀

    • Denny the perv

      I'll trade you a KCCO shirt for your thong???

    • AMGwagon

      Ok, I'd leave the "dream" of Corp slavery in NYC for shoveling horse shit in the boondocks if my wife looked like that! Bravo, Trick Rider, bravo…

    • xanivan

      she deservs a monument, waht you think brothers???

    • bluey1000

      Now thats a hump! πŸ™‚ xox

    • CaNaDaaa

      MOAR!!!!!

    • Jared

      Moving to Montana.

      • none

        #49 Nice everything & Chive On!

    • Shogun75

      MOAR!!!!!

    • NadeMagnet

      Brought a tear of joy to my eye

    • charles

      +1

    • http://siriusswag.tumblr.com Carlos

      Soooooo I dated a horseback rider and I must say the experience comes in handy. Ass + that = win.

  • http://twitter.com/PrivateEyes141 @PrivateEyes141

    #12 is so full of win

    • mikecane

      So is #49

    • TrickRider

      The kitchen guys at the restaurant I work at make a Cheeseburger Pizza. It's the shit.

    • mkpo

      if by "full of win" you mean "disgusting", then yes, yes it is.

    • funkmaster

      Ian's Pizza…Wrigleyville Chicago

      • Underbaker

        Went to the website and got this…:-(
        "
        No More Wrigleyville
        Ian's Pizza Wrigleyville is no longer operating as an Ian's Pizza. The owners were ready to pursue a different direction, and our relationship with them remains one of mutual respect.
        Nothing has changed within Ian’s Pizza, and we are continuing to plan other locations even as you read this, so keep posted!

        The Ian’s Crew "

    • F.S.M.

      Its a good idea that actually tastes terrible. Worst pizza ever.

  • hump

    #21 and #22; stunner is right.

    • hump

      Fail. was supposed to be #22 and #23

      • mouchette

        Chivettes should be un-shopped.

      • Chiver

        Nicci Pisarri. yup.

    • willie

      what a beaut!!!!!

    • meuasso

      #22 #23
      2008 Maxim Hometown Hotties Finalist: Nicole Pisarri http://youtu.be/xwcQw5dVisI
      Simply Captivating πŸ˜›

  • hump

    Also #49 has got to be the finest ass ever posted here. period.

    • Yes

      Get her a shirt

      • daveh873

        I prefer her without one, thanks

    • SARmedic

      Agreed.

    • hump1

      Agreed.

      • CapitaBlaster

        bet if she stood up straight without arching her back she'd have no ass like most the girls on this site

        • hump

          Most of us aren't gay enough to possess that logic

          • mike~

            hes kinda right tho, still nice.

        • TrickRider

          Betcha you're wrong, assblaster.

          • http://twitter.com/BrandonScottB @BrandonScottB

            Prove him wrong!!

            • cjohnson0927

              agreed

            • TrickRider

              Done.

        • lolz

          Not that I'd expect you to know this, but they typically arch their backs when you're giving it to them from behind.

        • Hippie Hipster Not

          LOL most of the male chivers here are to stupid to realize this comment came from a girl…LOL

        • Christopher Chance

          Haha wrong man! She posted in other humpdays and it's definitely there.

        • Lotus

          Truth

    • C.Hump

      Agreed.

    • Chuck

      It is without a doubt in the Top 10 for sure.

    • Bluto

      Two letters, L – G. But agree that that is one fine dumper.

      • https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple LG_

        Thank you. πŸ™‚ Her ass is mighty fine though!

        • Ursprache

          Oh LG. It's great to see you back (though I'm not sure this place is so great for you). Hope you're OK.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          WTF so you ARE still alive? <3<3<3

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you …. uuuhhm…. what was it again… I can't remember…

      • LG_

        The seagull also liked my ass a lot. I cant poop properly now but am still an attention whore.

    • dbone

      Send that tushy a KCCO shirt!! NAOW!!

    • Peggz

      I concur

  • mtella88

    #21 #22 – Thank you!!
    #48 #49 – HOT!!

    • Rick_

      Don't you just love when theChive moves the pictures around? Dicks. lol
      * #22 #23

      • wediditlol

        Who is this girl???

  • Ouch

    #8 is my hero

  • saskchivertoon

    #8 hobo with a shotgun, now a legit bartender.

  • Slick_Nick

    #21 WOW! #49 just.plain.perfect. couldn't imagine of a better way to end the day πŸ˜€ ChiveOn everyone

    • OnehandJack

      #49 Got dayum!

  • passwordistaco

    #16 When are we gonna see that waitress post!

    • Philmore

      Agreed!!

    • http://twitter.com/Computalotapus @Computalotapus

      agreed

    • Fuglie

      What they said.

    • dominantone

      bored at work? take a pic. post. must be done.

    • Underbaker

      I'll throw an agreed in to.

  • sptd

    if you kept #21 in every DAR for the next 2 weeks I would greatly appreciate it.

    • sptd

      Y U NO show right picture!?!? (#22)

      danmit.

  • gerry saint

    Oh cant wait for a happy friday…

  • TBONE

    ON IT

  • cvcownr

    #49 well i'm impressed

    • 2pumpdump

      look at them meat curtains dam fine.

    • Derek

      rockin ass

  • etcrr

    #8 entrepreneurship at it's best

    • coinbank

      the republicans call them "Job Creators" i believe πŸ™‚

    • etcrr

      wow, you really are an idiot.

    • etcrr sucks

      Stan has to take Viagra prior to Fapping to pictures of underage girls…

  • whyme1973

    #27 True story.
    #34 #49 Great asses.
    #40 Amazing body.

    • Underbaker

      Especially when ascending ladders and stair cases.

  • the_mike

    #24 I have the weirdest boner right now.

    • saskchivertoon

      #26 Nope. Just your jeans.

  • etcrr

    #49 perfect END of the day just to annoy the trolls

    • etcrr 126p

      Its ok world ,atleast my mommy loves me.

  • AssClown

    #33 Except your first dusty old porn mag at the very bottom…

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Dusty … or sticky?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      "A dirty book is seldom dusty".

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – digital porn can't get dusty either

  • mtbdude

    #12 I just got really hungry

  • caleb

    #36 No shit, it's been a long time since he's had anything good.

    • caleb

      #37 effin effers switching up the numbers per usual.

    • Atom819

      lulz that won't stop us

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