Hot Right Now: Take a bow, Karie, you’re our Chivette! (27 Photos)

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  • Jeremy

    Good morning

    • thechevron

      morning

    • HOEHOE

      FUCK YOU IM FAMOUS

    • WTF CHIVE

      WTF CHIVE, I TRY TO KCCO BUT AFTER WAITING SO LONG TO FINALLY PURCHASE ONE OF YOUR SHIRTS I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN THE CRAPPY QUALITY OF IT, THIS HAS TO BE THE THINNEST,CRAPPIEST SHIRT EVER. GET IT TOGETHER GUYS YOU HAVE AN AWESOME FAN BASE TO LIVE UP TO. AND TO EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T GET A SHIRT JUST HAVE ONE MADE LIKE I AM NOW GOING TO DO.

      • BostonChiver34

        I actually have to agree with WTF CHIVE on this one…I ordered two shirts and when both arrived, they were actually smaller in normal XL size than usual XL shirts…so I shipped back and they did send XXL in replacements but like WTF CHIVE said, they were thin and the neck line is so out-stretched that it doesn't fit normal to size…i just took the loss on the shirts as what is, but hopefully they'll fix the shirts in the future…either way, KCCO from Boston!

        • WTF CHIVE

          THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENT BostonChiver34. I THINK I MAY HAVE PISSED SOME PEOPLE OFF WITH THE THUMBS DOWN (REALLY DONT CARE THOUGH) BUT IM NOT BASHING THE CHIVE, I FREAKIN LOVE THE CHIVE I JUST WISH THEY WOULD STEP THEIR GAME UP ON THEIR WHOLE SHIRT GIMMICK. KCCO FROM FLORIDA

          • Wark

            You know, if you eased up on the caps lock people would take you more seriously.

  • MattKL

    #28 "Do you know what they do to those chickens?"
    "No, but it's delicious."

    • Greg

      Somehow, animal torture does not make me laugh…๐Ÿ˜ฆ

      • snooze

        don't be such a wuss, hippie

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        Yeah, because human torture is so much better.

      • StaticFX

        ….its a f*cking chicken! the only reason i like free range chickens….is because they taste even better!

        • SadeShadz

          What torture? I only see food, sorry…

      • JDB85

        Well, just remember PETA is full of shit, and then smile at the above photo…

      • Not a fan

        Maybe we humans like chicken only because of what we do to them.

      • its_forge

        We EAT THEM. "Humane" doesn't really figure into much of it because WE FUCKING KILL THEM AND EAT THEM. If you want to be a vegetarian more power to you, but don't get in meat-eater's faces because they fucking eat meat, that's just stupid.

    • Andrew Stiegler

      number 17 is so sexy hit me up 610 739 7528

      • Unfkngblvbl

        whoa dude, I hope, for your sake, that's not your real #.

      • Rick_

        Wow, I never though of that. #17, hit me up too: 281 330 8004, I'm about to blow.

    • some bloke

      Cruelty is totally unnecessary. We could still eat delicious chickens if they were farmed humanely.

      • its_forge

        "Humanely" LOL. Here nice chicken, come here so I can chop your head off, drain your blood, pluck all your feathers out, dump your corpse in a cooler and sell you to be fried and EATEN. There's no "humane," it's FOOD.

    • zgl

      LOL – Jim Gaffigan. "I love animals, I just like eating them more. Fun to pet, better to chew."

  • Jeek Clackin

    #17 Good morning๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Guse

      Bullshit! Women never wear matching bras and panties!

      • Linds

        Funny, cause I always do๐Ÿ™‚

  • NateyTheGreaty

    #17 And good morning to you!

  • awh yeah

    #6 Pedobear approved.

    • tommy2X4

      "Sniff sniff, doesn't even stink yet!" signed Pedobear

    • Si1entStatic

      Threesome level = Gymnast!

    • its_forge

      Remember competitive women gymnasts work their bodies so hard they often don't get hips or boobs until they're in their mid-20s. These girls here could easily be 22-23.

  • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

    The only thing awesome about #15 is knowing that my day will not be any worse than his just got.

    • thaomeow

      I felt so bad for the guy! His reaction was so sad.

    • Underbaker

      But at least he caught it on video.

    • Elan

      The saddest part is…he was almost done.

  • Since when?

    #21 What the fuck?!

    • Donkey Kong

      Really, I thought it was faker than Pam And's boobies? I need to google this, the plane, not the boobies that is

      • jetsdonotworkthatway

        It's a minuteman (sub-launched nuclear) missile that's had a jet crudely shopped over the top. It's not "Russian Experimental" because A) Jets don't use bloody rockets, they use JET ENGINES (hence the name and b) Jets can't be launched from underwater, due to little things like the laws of physics.

        Hope this saves people some time.๐Ÿ™‚

        • that_ALBANIAN_guy

          Actually, the Japanese were the first to try it in WW2. But they didn't launch from underwater. They had to surface the sub and then launch the 1 or 2 planes on "deck".

          The gif clearly has to do with nothing other than:

          ANCIENT ALIENS

        • deadmissileman

          Its a Poseidon or a Trident missile. Minuteman is a land based missile.

    • Daisy

      I think it's fake for the following: the water doesn't seperate naturally, there is only plumes of smoke from the engine, no splashes or disturbance and 2. it's labelled "Fail Gif"

      • amplidudes

        IT IS fake. 100% FAKE !!!

        Because here is the original:

        Anyway. It's fake guys.

        • r151

          thanks for that, i lol'd.

    • FACT

      etcrr, you are, as usual, the village idiot.

      • passwordistaco

        give him some credit for not deleting his comments yet.

    • skinger

      I don't know what you guys are talking about. I'm too busy googling Pamela Anderson's boobs.

      • its_forge

        Really? I thought everyone had seen all they ever wanted to see of those tired old things by now.

        • its_forge

          ah, humor caught now

    • Si1entStatic

      RUN!!! Decepticons

  • monsieurloti

    #13 They learn at a young age

  • Wark

    #29 Impressive, I usually can't distinguish between food and girl until I get to third base.

    • Kodos

      nacho cheese or cool ranch?

    • Guest

      Impressive…not. Just plain stupid.

      • SpacemanSpiff

        I guess you're a M .Night Shyamalan fan?

        in which case, i wonder if your twist would be a purple nurple

  • Diesel57

    First! Only because had shoulder surgery and can’t sleep. KCCO

    • hope stitches open

      nope, still not first.

      • not #1

        your post: 14 minutes ago…first post 19 minutes ago….uhhhhhhhhhh what type of drugs ya on? haha

        • Diesel57

          Oxycontin and Percocet.

          • Jay

            That explains it. Enjoy the day.

    • RealZoo

      Been there. Hang in there Diesel57. KCCO

  • cat

    #2 Mostar, Bosnia-Hercegovina.

    • Taylor

      i now see why it's been such a large area of controversy and turmoil in world history. what a breathtaking place

      • its_forge

        Yeah I have to wonder if a lot of the fighting in Croatia wasn't over the like 343587987345 miles of beach they have.

    • kamn

      my family is from Mostar and whats cool is, that during the war that bridge was blown up and then after the war they rebuilt it stone by stone! All the original stones were pulled out of the river by divers and catalogued then from photos rebuilt
      true story

      • Gallus

        Great story. The folks in Mostar must have a keen sense of history and some admirable civic pride.

    • brad

      You guys saw that episode of Rick Steves' Europe too?

  • monsieurloti

    #4 is getting hit in the eye in 3…2…1….

    • Jay

      Please tell me someone stopped her before she pulled the trigger.

    • jojo

      Becomes a Pirate in 3…2….1

    • nugget

      Well, it's just an air rifle so she won't get scope bite from shooting it that way, she just looks retarded.

      • http://twitter.com/DubbleH87 @DubbleH87

        I work for the company that sells these rifles! And I said the same thing!

        • http://twitter.com/DubbleH87 @DubbleH87

          It's a Ruger Airhawk, .177 cailber air gun

          • Karl

            She'll still probably squeal, jerk, and end up with a dummy mark.

    • Underhill

      I was in the airgun business for several years — had an in-store range — saw a number of people get shiners holding like that with a wide range of spring-piston guns.

  • Wet_tosti

    #1 #13 little bosses will one day be big bosses.

    • Master_Rahl

      these kids CLEARLY have their priorities in order.

    • brooktown chiver

      #1 Baby come back, you can blame it all on me… Well this sucks haha

      • http://twitter.com/Pekito_RL @Pekito_RL

        "Hey Lisa!"

  • Ander

    #27 wh….. I….. th…… I got nothing….. I have no words….

    • i'm serious

      who does it belong to?

      • Guy

        Ashley Daniels

        • BOCO_Kid

          How do you know it's her? There are lots of Bikini girls in that episode.

    • ok!

      what is this from?

      • Bob Lee Swagger

        It's from the first episode of the show "Franklin & Bash" and it's in the intro to every episode now

      • Pop Up

        a show called Franklin & Bash on TNT

    • BuffaloJustSayin

      I CAN'T STOP WATCHING!!

      • dill

        I CAN'T STOP FAPPING!!

    • SATexas4life

      MORE!

    • untamedride

      i literally stared at this for 10 minutes. mesmerizing

    • dan

      Her name is ashley daniels

    • toneballz

      must…bite…it…

    • DVR'd

      Every time I watched an episode – dvr'd, I loop this part of the intro. gifs are great!

    • its_forge

      That is ***first rate*** wiggle **and** jiggle. Holy holy got no other words holy.

  • The Bandit

    #1…this boy will grow up just fine!

    • Phil

      The boys name is Tyler Moser. He passed away last summer due to a brain tumor.:/ R.I.P. Tyler

      • Phil

        you googled it, don't lie๐Ÿ˜€

  • joe88

    #27 I could walk behind that all day

    • funix

      submitted the same scene months ago >_<
      It's taken from Franklin & Bash but I forgot the episode.

      Still nice though.

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      If by "walk behind that", you mean marry that; then yes. I agree.

  • The Bandit

    #19…Homer has done that before (and Edison even before him)

    • Blue Deans

      Yes Indeedy…..The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace

    • LucretiusCaro

      Well played. Well played indeed.

    • Colin

      I believe the proper term is, "SIMPSONS DID IT!"

  • Taylor

    #30, god damn i loled so hard

    • He's a rapist

      Check out the his response…equally awesome

      • Lisa

        Oh god that was so painful but i couldn't stop laughing. What channel is this on?

        • yoselahonda

          HBO

    • Blue Deans

      Funny Show! Must See!

    • DrGarnicus

      Good stuff!

    • mouchette

      Warwick Davis

  • LiquidMuff07

    #19 Simpsons already did it

    • dashete

      Actually it was Leonardo Da Vinci, remember?

      • duh

        try Edison.

        • Jesus

          try God.

          • Endo

            Try Bob from R&D

            • Brutal Deluxe

              Try the nachos! They're delicious!

              • Shameless1

                Viva Los Nachos!!!

    • socalmarti

      BRONCOS!!!!!!!

  • moar boar

    Peachy deliciousness

  • dashete

    #10 Then Rick Santorum is Khan

    • Greg

      Well, ok, except for the superior intellect.๐Ÿ˜‰

    • dysheekee

      spacobama

    • Tomolock

      It's obvious this would be a Romulan saboteur in disguise.

    • crazydog

      1. #10 totally looks like tuvok.
      2. No freaking way Satantorum is like Khan except for evil

      • sadman

        "Oh, someone disagrees with me, are they evil or stupid?" Game is as old as human kind.

    • Kodos

      shut up and load the photon torpedos

    • ROK247

      "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

  • moar boar

    #17

  • yeaRight

    #24 Nature provides

    • CJ Garcia

      Ah! That's my best friend! I have to call him ans tell him he made the Chive!

      • Jeremy Daigneault

        CJ, ITS ME!!! hahaha Also, Credit to this picture goes to a phenomenal photographer: my best friend Jocelyn Catterson.

  • Brian

    #1 Hey Mom, Where you going ?

  • http://wwe.aviatordrool.com/ Maverick

    #22 best haircut ever?

    #28 & #30 ROFL

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