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March 8, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
FUCK YOU IM FAMOUS
WTF CHIVE, I TRY TO KCCO BUT AFTER WAITING SO LONG TO FINALLY PURCHASE ONE OF YOUR SHIRTS I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN THE CRAPPY QUALITY OF IT, THIS HAS TO BE THE THINNEST,CRAPPIEST SHIRT EVER. GET IT TOGETHER GUYS YOU HAVE AN AWESOME FAN BASE TO LIVE UP TO. AND TO EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T GET A SHIRT JUST HAVE ONE MADE LIKE I AM NOW GOING TO DO.
I actually have to agree with WTF CHIVE on this one…I ordered two shirts and when both arrived, they were actually smaller in normal XL size than usual XL shirts…so I shipped back and they did send XXL in replacements but like WTF CHIVE said, they were thin and the neck line is so out-stretched that it doesn't fit normal to size…i just took the loss on the shirts as what is, but hopefully they'll fix the shirts in the future…either way, KCCO from Boston!
THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENT BostonChiver34. I THINK I MAY HAVE PISSED SOME PEOPLE OFF WITH THE THUMBS DOWN (REALLY DONT CARE THOUGH) BUT IM NOT BASHING THE CHIVE, I FREAKIN LOVE THE CHIVE I JUST WISH THEY WOULD STEP THEIR GAME UP ON THEIR WHOLE SHIRT GIMMICK. KCCO FROM FLORIDA
You know, if you eased up on the caps lock people would take you more seriously.
#28 "Do you know what they do to those chickens?"
"No, but it's delicious."
Somehow, animal torture does not make me laugh…
don't be such a wuss, hippie
Yeah, because human torture is so much better.
….its a f*cking chicken! the only reason i like free range chickens….is because they taste even better!
What torture? I only see food, sorry…
Well, just remember PETA is full of shit, and then smile at the above photo…
Maybe we humans like chicken only because of what we do to them.
We EAT THEM. "Humane" doesn't really figure into much of it because WE FUCKING KILL THEM AND EAT THEM. If you want to be a vegetarian more power to you, but don't get in meat-eater's faces because they fucking eat meat, that's just stupid.
number 17 is so sexy hit me up 610 739 7528
whoa dude, I hope, for your sake, that's not your real #.
Wow, I never though of that. #17, hit me up too: 281 330 8004, I'm about to blow.
Cruelty is totally unnecessary. We could still eat delicious chickens if they were farmed humanely.
"Humanely" LOL. Here nice chicken, come here so I can chop your head off, drain your blood, pluck all your feathers out, dump your corpse in a cooler and sell you to be fried and EATEN. There's no "humane," it's FOOD.
LOL – Jim Gaffigan. "I love animals, I just like eating them more. Fun to pet, better to chew."
#17 Good morning
Bullshit! Women never wear matching bras and panties!
Funny, cause I always do
#17 And good morning to you!
#6 Pedobear approved.
"Sniff sniff, doesn't even stink yet!" signed Pedobear
Threesome level = Gymnast!
Remember competitive women gymnasts work their bodies so hard they often don't get hips or boobs until they're in their mid-20s. These girls here could easily be 22-23.
The only thing awesome about #15 is knowing that my day will not be any worse than his just got.
I felt so bad for the guy! His reaction was so sad.
But at least he caught it on video.
The saddest part is…he was almost done.
#21 What the fuck?!
Really, I thought it was faker than Pam And's boobies? I need to google this, the plane, not the boobies that is
It's a minuteman (sub-launched nuclear) missile that's had a jet crudely shopped over the top. It's not "Russian Experimental" because A) Jets don't use bloody rockets, they use JET ENGINES (hence the name and b) Jets can't be launched from underwater, due to little things like the laws of physics.
Hope this saves people some time.
Actually, the Japanese were the first to try it in WW2. But they didn't launch from underwater. They had to surface the sub and then launch the 1 or 2 planes on "deck".
The gif clearly has to do with nothing other than:
Its a Poseidon or a Trident missile. Minuteman is a land based missile.
I think it's fake for the following: the water doesn't seperate naturally, there is only plumes of smoke from the engine, no splashes or disturbance and 2. it's labelled "Fail Gif"
IT IS fake. 100% FAKE !!!
Because here is the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNIE0leMB6A&fe…
Anyway. It's fake guys.
thanks for that, i lol'd.
etcrr, you are, as usual, the village idiot.
give him some credit for not deleting his comments yet.
I don't know what you guys are talking about. I'm too busy googling Pamela Anderson's boobs.
Really? I thought everyone had seen all they ever wanted to see of those tired old things by now.
ah, humor caught now
#13 They learn at a young age
#29 Impressive, I usually can't distinguish between food and girl until I get to third base.
nacho cheese or cool ranch?
Impressive…not. Just plain stupid.
I guess you're a M .Night Shyamalan fan?
in which case, i wonder if your twist would be a purple nurple
First! Only because had shoulder surgery and can’t sleep. KCCO
nope, still not first.
your post: 14 minutes ago…first post 19 minutes ago….uhhhhhhhhhh what type of drugs ya on? haha
Oxycontin and Percocet.
That explains it. Enjoy the day.
Been there. Hang in there Diesel57. KCCO
#2 Mostar, Bosnia-Hercegovina.
i now see why it's been such a large area of controversy and turmoil in world history. what a breathtaking place
Yeah I have to wonder if a lot of the fighting in Croatia wasn't over the like 343587987345 miles of beach they have.
my family is from Mostar and whats cool is, that during the war that bridge was blown up and then after the war they rebuilt it stone by stone! All the original stones were pulled out of the river by divers and catalogued then from photos rebuilt
Great story. The folks in Mostar must have a keen sense of history and some admirable civic pride.
You guys saw that episode of Rick Steves' Europe too?
#4 is getting hit in the eye in 3…2…1….
Please tell me someone stopped her before she pulled the trigger.
Becomes a Pirate in 3…2….1
Well, it's just an air rifle so she won't get scope bite from shooting it that way, she just looks retarded.
I work for the company that sells these rifles! And I said the same thing!
It's a Ruger Airhawk, .177 cailber air gun
She'll still probably squeal, jerk, and end up with a dummy mark.
I was in the airgun business for several years — had an in-store range — saw a number of people get shiners holding like that with a wide range of spring-piston guns.
#1 #13 little bosses will one day be big bosses.
these kids CLEARLY have their priorities in order.
#1 Baby come back, you can blame it all on me… Well this sucks haha
#27 wh….. I….. th…… I got nothing….. I have no words….
who does it belong to?
How do you know it's her? There are lots of Bikini girls in that episode.
what is this from?
It's from the first episode of the show "Franklin & Bash" and it's in the intro to every episode now
a show called Franklin & Bash on TNT
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING!!
I CAN'T STOP FAPPING!!
i literally stared at this for 10 minutes. mesmerizing
Her name is ashley daniels
Every time I watched an episode – dvr'd, I loop this part of the intro. gifs are great!
That is ***first rate*** wiggle **and** jiggle. Holy holy got no other words holy.
#1…this boy will grow up just fine!
The boys name is Tyler Moser. He passed away last summer due to a brain tumor. :/ R.I.P. Tyler
you googled it, don't lie
#27 I could walk behind that all day
submitted the same scene months ago >_<
It's taken from Franklin & Bash but I forgot the episode.
Still nice though.
If by "walk behind that", you mean marry that; then yes. I agree.
#19…Homer has done that before (and Edison even before him)
Yes Indeedy…..The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
Well played. Well played indeed.
I believe the proper term is, "SIMPSONS DID IT!"
#30, god damn i loled so hard
Check out the his response…equally awesome
Oh god that was so painful but i couldn't stop laughing. What channel is this on?
Funny Show! Must See!
#19 Simpsons already did it
Actually it was Leonardo Da Vinci, remember?
Try Bob from R&D
Try the nachos! They're delicious!
Viva Los Nachos!!!
#10 Then Rick Santorum is Khan
Well, ok, except for the superior intellect.
It's obvious this would be a Romulan saboteur in disguise.
1. #10 totally looks like tuvok.
2. No freaking way Satantorum is like Khan except for evil
"Oh, someone disagrees with me, are they evil or stupid?" Game is as old as human kind.
shut up and load the photon torpedos
#24 Nature provides
Ah! That's my best friend! I have to call him ans tell him he made the Chive!
CJ, ITS ME!!! hahaha Also, Credit to this picture goes to a phenomenal photographer: my best friend Jocelyn Catterson.
#1 Hey Mom, Where you going ?
#22 best haircut ever?
#28 & #30 ROFL
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