I can’t help but wonder if this would actually work? (12 Photos)

This might be brilliant. I’ll let y’all decide what the actual outcome of this scenario would be….

  • Mischief_Ninja

    Or he could stop acting…that might work too.

    • Allex

      I know this would work! bitches are so stupid and inferior

      • KeepCalmDriveOn

        u mad bro?

      • bug_

        You probably don't get much dates, do you?

        • Allex

          ^inferior bitch

          • KeepCalmDriveOn

            ^resorts to using roofies

            • Kobe Bryant

              what's wrong with roofies?? works every time!

        • Ouch

          Much dates?

          • bug_

            i know i knoww – many* would have been correct ๐Ÿ˜›

            • Allex

              ^so stupid

              • Rick_

                You mad bro?

                • KeepCalmDriveOn

                  He's mad bro.

        • Grammar Ass

          *many dates

          • bug_

            thanks! but i already corrected myself ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Jawbone

          I wouldn;t be throwing that stone, bug_. You look like you are a beggar, not a chooser.

          • Dave


          • LIKE A BOSS

            No…pretty sure I'd nail bug given the chance…but if you wouldn't, that's cool, I hear there's a bunch of states you can get married in now.

          • Jack_LeMac

            Speaking from experience?

    • fil

      It works, and girls fall for the dumbest shit at bars all the time. All depends who says it and how. All the chicks chiming in on this with "won't work on me" are full of shit – they also tell their friendzoned guys they'd like to date a "nice guy"

      • The Queeeen

        WOW. You just have us all figured out, don't you?

        • Allex

          trying to be witty yet being inferior and stupid #AtTheSameDamnTime

        • fil

          not all, just the ones that put out

  • etcrr

    Maybe, maybe not, try it and find out? What do you think ladies?

    • misslisa

      Wouldn't really work with me. haha ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • Ned Plimpton

        If it was Jake Gylenhaal, it would work.

        A normal guy? Probably not.

        • http://twitter.com/itsjaredlol @itsjaredlol

          I think she's referring to the fact that her name is Lisa. I'm not sure though.

          • misslisa

            Correct! ๐Ÿ™‚

            • ...

              Hi jennifer.

      • katie

        I agree, I think it would be too annoying to work

      • jkg1856

        No woman is ever going to admit that would work. You'd sooner admit that you wax your arms and upper lip…
        It takes confidence/cockiness to gut up and try something like that and stick to it – that's far more attractive than anything else…

        • misslisa

          I was being cheeky…my name is Lisa, so trying this exact approach on me wouldn't work very well. You'd still get the confused look, sure, but I'd say "hello" back and continue on my merry way. ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • cjohnson0927


        • http://twitter.com/MikeyWins1 @MikeyWins1


    • fignewton

      How John thinks he can throw game like Jake is what's blowing my mind?

      • lonin

        Yeah, the guy who gets hundreds (more?) of near naked emails every week from women around the globe…has no game.

    • etcrr is a fag

      you are an idiot!

    • Biggus Diccus

      I think it would help a lot to look like Jake, normal guy would just confuse the girl and get shot down.

    • ChelseaRules

      I'm honestly not a big fan of the douche bag type, so a guy acting like he couldn't remember a chick he made it with's face enough to distinguish her from me doesn't do it for me. I'd just think he was an idiot for not getting my name right.
      I might also assume he was hung up on that other chick, since he was still trying to have a relationship with her after all that time had passed.

    • lex

      the psychology of it(the explanation he gives and all) is definitely sound. and we all know that as much as chicks like to claim otherwise they all go for a guy bein a little bit of a dick to em, especially if they're slightly cocky. shit like that definitely worked for me before i got with my wife. hell, shit like that is how i got her too XD

      • necause

        Totally agree with you there Lex. Hell, I'm dating way out of my leage because of that.

  • Ryan

    I go with “Sarah” and it’s 85% success rate, 10% fail due to lesbians and 5% fail to me being to drunk to close

    • Allex

      Shit the fuck up douche tard

      • KeepCalmDriveOn

        Troll Level = over 9000

    • Pete

      My wife's name is Sarah.

      Point is, it worked for me.

  • Jukebox

    Good Morning Iowa Chivers and Chivetts!

    • Herky

      Much love for the Hawkeye state!

      • KeepCalmDriveOn

        Apparently much hate too.

    • Iowa

      Why would being from Iowa get down voted??? I love Iowa.

      • The_Dood

        Possibly because he can't spell Chivettes?

    • black27696

      Quad Cities checking in!

    • Dalton


      • Allex

        how dare u poke fun of iowa!!! my mother in law is iowa and shes a fucking cunt but its not her fault fag!

      • ilmill

        No one

        • KeepCalmDriveOn

          Full of win.

        • Bladder Problems

          You look fat.

          • Allex

            he is right u do look fat

      • Professor Chiver

        you cant use the word in your mnemonic that's just silly!

      • Swenka

        You're welcome for planes and computers.

    • ilmill

      Ahhhh I subscribed to all comments and had 100 emails in like ten minutes…. But Good Morning from an Iowa chivette again!

      • redmallard

        Hoping to see a bunch of chivers/ chivettes in downtown DSM on St. Paddy's Day! Be looking for Bill Fucking Murray on a party bus in the parade that day!!!

        • ilmill

          Oh you better believe I will be there, I doubt I will be able to get a St pattys Chive shirt… But I have my regular KC&CO shirt ready to go.

          • Bladder Problems

            It's an XXXXXXXXXXL, isn't it?

            • KeepCalmDriveOn

              Your mom is an XXXXXXXXXXL

    • Colin

      Go hawks

    • ExChopsFan


    • http://aimlessme.tumblr.com/ Mike

      Chive on from Newton, Iowa!!

    • mitter78
      • KeepCalmDriveOn

        Clearly you've never been to New Jersey.

      • iowachiver

        all these people ragging on Iowa, what states are you from? because i'm sure I can say something nobody likes about it to. good morning Dubuque

  • Craigery

    That's from the Douchebag Handbook.

    • Takeashot

      Better than sitting in the corner pulling your tallywhacker……… wondering what if…

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        yeah, there might be some middle ground there…like being a gentleman.

        • I Like Turtles

          Fuck that. Nice guys only win with older women.

          • Jack_LeMac

            *Slips one arm around Betty White, the other around Helen Mirren* Your point being?

    • The weasel

      Actually, its from Pauly Shore, about 20 years ago. "

      Whenever I see a bunch of hot nasty skanks, 9 times out of 10 one of them is named Lisa."

    • Tebow

      A more successful and an even crazier, more intricate plan would be…Smile, introduce yourself, and have conversation. Now that I wrote it out it looks too crazy to actually work

  • BewbMan

    Lisa: Oh. Hi Jake. I remember you. You gave me the Herp.

    • Tomtampa

      Nearly choked on my coffee, well played sir

    • Mr. H

      Doesn't matter, had sex.

  • The Angry Bird

    Love and Other Drugs, good flick

    • Connor MacManus

      Great flick because Anne Hathaway is naked all over that movie.

      • gotta be fresh

        because…. bewbs.

    • Tebow

      Your Movie standards aren't very high i guess

  • Markwhitmore


    • guest

      actually it's "Legen…wait for it…dary"

  • herky

    this has nothing on Barney Stinson's "The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn"

    • fed

      or the scubadiver

      • maggiemay13

        Or basically every one of Barney Stinson's moves in his playbook.

      • Sean

        I think the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was the scubadiver

        • NcouthYouth

          Nope, definitely two separate stunts

    • Dustin

      Legen….wait for it….dary

    • pedro

      the scuber diver is by far the best

    • Edd

      or his twin brother Larney

    • lonin
    • Lower

      Not one of these are a cheap trick.

      Except "the cheap trick."

  • Dick Salad

    Everyone knows hot chicks only sleep with guys in KCCO shirts…

    • Dick Salad

      Gimme a thumb down for every sexually repressed basement dweller who thinks a chive shirt will save their social/sex life.

    • TrueStoryBro
    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      That's why I haven't been laid in so long. The damn shirts are sold out!

      • Me.

        yes…the shirts….that's the reason…

  • mipo2010

    we shall go out to the masses and attempt to try this…Document all findings and report back to The Chive cave at noon PST

  • Broadbem

    First of all… Great movie.. BUT I think a lot of women have seen this movie and wouldn't fall for it..

    • DDD

      all depends on your approach, if a women is interested it doesnt matter if you use a semi cheesy line………… its how you pull it off…… cant just be a tool and say hey guys watch this..

  • ttyl hef

    good movie because: Anne Hathaway = super naked and boobs!

    • Anonymous Coward

      Yeah and she's got parkinson's too, right? You could just put her in the dog and take her meds away.

  • passwordistaco

    Sounds Legit to me.

  • LucretiusCaro

    Just Toa of Steve her. It requires less chicanery and deception and the success rate is high.

    Don't be a Stu, be a Steve.

    • DDD

      Tao of Steve

      -Be Great
      -Be emotionless
      -Be gone

  • Anonymous

    This movie blew donkey nut sacks!

  • Meh

    Would work. Only possible downside is that she would prefer just disliking you (and getting her immediate satisfaction from that) rather than taking the effort to correct you.

  • Dcm.in.wa

    When I first read the header "I can’t help but wonder if this would actually work? (12 Photos)"… I thought the Chive was talking about their app.

    • Mike


    • syvius


  • chicago

    I like to actually approach women and say: Hi. …then let the conversation lead its own way

    • Mischief_Ninja

      a wise idea.

    • Turbodude

      And stare at her chest during the entire conversation. Women love guys that do that…

    • Hunter_BZ

      …and how's that working out for you Romeo?

      • chicago

        it's worked great for me. the problem is keeping the conversation fresh and going after 10 years of marriage.

        • Hunter_BZ

          Yea, as for me, after 4 years and a 2 year old, I still stare at her chest, she doesn't seem to mind though!

  • passwordistaco

    I still like the "Big Toe" line from the panda the other day way better than this approach!

    • CalculatedRisk

      I still spontaneously combust from laughter when I think about that one.

    • Bob

      I like that one too. That's fuckin' great.

  • lorycowery

    Who cares if it works, He is just gonna get chrushed by a jet turbine engine at the end of the movie…..

    • Gary

      hahah fucking brilliant man. Could'nt stop laughing when i saw this one.

      • lorycowery

        I fucking love TheChive. I can always count on finding people that share my humor.

  • Sawatch22

    Will it work? Sure, gimmicks like that work all the time on women with a double-digit IQ.

    • Eric

      You say that like it's a bad thing.

  • guest

    I imagine it'd be a lot easier to pull off if you're as sexy as Jake Gyllenhaal.

    • Del

      you spelled effiminitte wrong…

      • JT Mo-Nay

        ……not sure if trolling or just fucking stupid.

    • Jessie

      my thoughts as well

    • All of us

      After reading all your shitty attitude comments on the Chive for so long, this explains everything.

      You know how I know you're ….

      Troll elsewhere … perhaps the Berry fits your needs?

  • Asteras_1928


  • whozitsdad

    Jake Glynnen…Gling…Glynnan….wtf.

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