I do what I want (23 Photos)

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  • Darrell


  • SARmedic

    I'm not sure which is more interesting with #11. The fact that an eighty year old woman is over there working away on an iPad, or that she doesn't mind the corpse in the seat next to her.

    That's what happens when we get sucked into our gadgets, a zombie just strolls on in and plants himself right next to you, patiently waiting for the snack tray so he can eat your brain.

  • Nathan

    #1 I just saw thin inside the Hoover Dam in January! I am a Geologist though and couldn't bring myself to kick….

  • Will

    #3. I hope you have an encounter with an LEO who has as much distaste as I do for idiots like yourself who proclaim “FTP”. You will get stomped.

    • Will

      by the Gestapo, Sieg Heil

    • City Cop

      I'm a city cop and I love this!! Chive on Brother, Chive on!

      • gma

        You're a cop and you love to see "Fuck the Police"? Why in hell would you "love" that?

  • Jsurm75

    #13 Hey I work at Home Depot too!

  • Rip me a new one..

    Okay so this is a post about people being assholes in general, or just that 'merican think they own the world?

  • HotashNerd

    #17 lol wow

  • Schadeboy

    #21 I'm sure this would be hilarious if I could understand German.

    • Brixter

      Surfing and bathing is prohibited

  • MacNCheesePro

    #20 ASSHOLE!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Exactly my thoughts. Way to waste a whole roll of paper towels, douchebag.

  • Richard

    Shouldn't that be salmon mousse in #17?

  • WoogyMonster

    #10 I'm predicting rock hard abs and nice gap post in a few months!

  • Jimmyd

    Hmm I think #17 is a refrence to Monty Python's meaning of life

  • Anonymous

    #20 in merica u get to waste all u want for a fki.g picture that only u enjoy.

  • shitface

    Thanks Chives! You make my day!!!! (^_^)

    Do you consider, Sexy Mommy Chivers? ;-P

  • kingkong

    what is #11?

  • 919bigt

    lol #21

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  • Kyle

    #3 what a tough guy…

  • Nicnac

    #20 is the only one here that hurts someone in a lower social class than the douche who did it. Someone has to reach into the toilet and take that out. Someone also has to replace the entire roll of paper towels.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Agreed. Some people just want to be assholes.

    • GolferOne82

      I took it out of the toilet myself.

    • lowerclass

      Lower class? So people who clean for a living are lower class? What are you – some kind of elitist hippie or something? Boho chic? Nice try, making a social commentary in a forum that's obviously meant to be funny. I've worked in a hospital cleaning for a living for 12 years. I don't feel that I am a lower social class. It's a necessary service that I'm providing to my community. I got a laugh out of this – You need to rethink your social agenda – the "lower class" cleaning people don't need your help. I hear PETA is looking for recruits. Also….let's all refrain from using the word douche. It's stupid.

  • HillbillyNinja

    #12 1- it's your windsheild. 2- if you can't see their mirrors, you're too goddamn close. Stupidity x2.

  • Noegod

    #19 I’m gonna laugh my ass off when that board breaks and you fall into the hole it is obviously covering!!!!

    • Dani

      You aren’t the first person to tell me that 😉

  • http://www.poolsuppliescanada.ca Greg L

    #10 is a work of art right now cant wait to see the masterpiece 🙂 Please hare more #10 of your pretty progress 🙂

    On a side note oddly enough by telling the world that your goal is to become fitter you have now received before hand gratification which will mentally give you the idea that you have already completed your goal. You now have to work extra hard to succeed because of this. GL!

  • Always Last


  • Krauter

    #12 typical for Mericans…they would follow the biggest asshole if not told not to do so.

  • Altz6288stl

    To those upset at #20, so it’s okay when people on here cross property lines on snow mobiles and atvs for a pic with no telling why that sign is up, it could be farmers have planted seeds or just out of pure respect not to mention all the other douchbaggery that takes place on here. I waste a $0.99 roll of paper towels which I removed myself from the toilet and you flip?

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