Chris Hansen Cat would like you to have a seat right over there (18 Photos)

Save the cat crap for THE BERRY.

lame.

*yawn*

Do they still make "To Catch a Predator" episodes? I haven't seen one in a while.

#16 FTW

lol this is great

Didnt chris hanson get fired after having an affair?

Perfect #6

#16 and #18 are my favorites. And cats are the shit!!!

I read all of these in Chris Hansen's voice.

Read these with Sulu’s voice in your head and the captions get exponentially funnier.

Please tell me this isn’t the direction the chive is headed today. I have to fucking work all day and I’m relying on you guys to offset this garbage post.

Where’s my chive shirt? Lol

let the cat hating begin….

I dont like pussy but I love cats

Fuck cats and this post!

he didnt offer the pedophile cat a cookie, or at least a cat treat?

this is by far the worst cat post I've ever seen

Hilariously fun

#10 and #11 are the best

Lmaooo this is amazing

Pure genius

what a waste of time..

first world dog problems = better

Haha, #4 made me laugh out loud