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Young student’s letter to local Meteorologist is pure gold (2 Photos)

March 9, 2012 | In: Awesome, Funny, Kids

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Category: Awesome, Funny, Kids

coinbank

hahaha i think the chive should hire this kid….i think he is better than Mac

KeepCalmDriveOn

Mind is blown….to pieces.
doodles

You misspelled Patty

aaa

Oh neat, a joke stolen from someone else, changed a bit, and passed off as his own. Don't see that on here often.

KeepCalmDriveOn

ya don't say
coinbank

you referencing me or doodles?

Evan

i just wanted to see the picture of the monkey wearing the bacon tuxedo riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber horn that was on the spaceship closing in on mars engulfed in flames.

http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

Shit, me too.

Moo factor

Moo factor first- sucks it

Joe

so close
FUCK OBAMA!!

MOO MOO you fail HA!

TrueStoryBro

"Fuck Obama" Really? He is doing the best he can, he is even starting to get gas prices down.

nick

gas prices jumped 20 cents a gallon in Houston last night….

r@f

its effing $6 in California now.

http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

Fuck that! I thought four bucks was too much here!

fist_of_fury

Amazing
MattKL

OK, that is one awesome kid.

Ned Plimpton

And he used "you're" correctly… Something most Chivers have a problem with.

Dick Salad

ur so right dude
Si1entStatic

your mad bro?
DaddyD

Which leads me to believe that he isn't a kid.

Lowrent75

Flintlock Woods?

Glenn

WINNING!

Conrad Jerkintitz

stop saying that

CosmoKramerTheAssMan

that kid fucking rocks.
Jeffrey Lebowski

Shakespearean.
Niels

hmm the use of words seems suspiciously complicated

LucretiusCaro

I concur. I find it highly dubious that this was written by a kid. Probably more like a parent with child-like handwriting. I know mine could pass for the scrawling of a 7 year old.

http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

–Anybody else get to the word 'dubious' and then read the rest of that comment with a snooty English accent?

TreeHugR

It's called "gifted." Just because the kid has a superior vocabulary to you, doesn't make it fake.

Parker

Yes it does. Your argument is invalid.

http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

No it doesn't, and the kid totally referenced doughnuts and unicorns in the same fucking sentence. YOUR argument is invalid, sir.

atxdude

Flint is real!! http://www.austin360.com/blogs/content/shared-gen…

Chicken

That proved nothing, dude

syber snail

everything on the interwebs is real and true, accept it

jimbojones

And mentioning bacon.
sean

handwriting and writing style changed halfway thru. why did nobody else notice that?

M.C.

what a kiss ass!
Swamp1983

cute

Swamp1983 is gay!

What grown man says cute to something like this lol… FAAGG!

Swamp1983

someone who has kids

Swamp1983 is gay!

yeah that still makes you gay lol!

Swamp1983

wow…how old are you now?

http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

I have a little crush on you now, Swampie. <3

HatAttack

There is no way that this is real!

Duke

Yea the whole bacon and unicorn thing is way too trendy for a kid to be using, plus the drawing looks delibertately dumbed down.

Alpha0010

Sadly, I have to agree.

craig

frickin Hilarious!
bbartlett

Yay
TommyBoy

Future Chiver. That is all.
Sniffer

Calling bullshit. Nice try though
Anthony

Hail the coming of Flint
RJUNK

The force is strong in this one.
Jala Meladuro

This kid has imagination! This sounds like something my son would write since of course his momma is ultimately awesome!
Machine_head

Epic the next Quinton Tarentino for sure
SadeShadz

If that letter is really from a kid, he rocks! ^_^
NemesisEnforcr

I'm just waiting for Hollywood to pick this story up… Sounds like a better movie than Breaking Dawn

Dick Salad

This TW joke is about as original as the last 1,284,379,201,339,832,113 ones. It's getting to the point where the TW jokes are almost as fucking annoying as the movie.

Guest

I agree with you. just like any picture of a horse followed up with "I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker blah blah blah"

Dick Salad +1

Oh and the fact that you reference specific TW movies leads me to believe you've actually watched them.
gdarkcloud

Anything is better then the TW series…

grizzlet

Shove it up your ass dick salad

jba0127

Mr Ramon must be one bad ass weather man.
jimstarswagg

All kinds of win. And here I thought kids these days are no longer imaginative. +1 to the youngsters.
Marshall

can't Fap to this

RoastBeef315

Speak for yourself….
shaunvw

Really?? Unicorns and bacon aren't enough?
Fapster

It had me at 'doughnuts'.

Tha kid

Hahaha… I’m a little frustrated with all the reading post up lately!

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