• coinbank

    hahaha i think the chive should hire this kid….i think he is better than Mac

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      Mind is blown….to pieces.

    • doodles

      You misspelled Patty

      • aaa

        Oh neat, a joke stolen from someone else, changed a bit, and passed off as his own. Don't see that on here often.

        • KeepCalmDriveOn

          ya don't say

        • coinbank

          you referencing me or doodles?

          • Evan

            i just wanted to see the picture of the monkey wearing the bacon tuxedo riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber horn that was on the spaceship closing in on mars engulfed in flames.

            • Emzilla

              Shit, me too.

  • Moo factor

    Moo factor first- sucks it

    • Joe

      so close

    • FUCK OBAMA!!

      MOO MOO you fail HA!

      • TrueStoryBro

        "Fuck Obama" Really? He is doing the best he can, he is even starting to get gas prices down.

        • nick

          gas prices jumped 20 cents a gallon in Houston last night….

          • r@f

            its effing $6 in California now.

            • Emzilla

              Fuck that! I thought four bucks was too much here!

  • fist_of_fury


  • MattKL

    OK, that is one awesome kid.

    • Ned Plimpton

      And he used "you're" correctly… Something most Chivers have a problem with.

      • Dick Salad

        ur so right dude

      • Si1entStatic

        your mad bro?

      • DaddyD

        Which leads me to believe that he isn't a kid.

    • Lowrent75

      Flintlock Woods?

  • Glenn


    • Conrad Jerkintitz

      stop saying that

  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

    that kid fucking rocks.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski


  • Niels

    hmm the use of words seems suspiciously complicated 😦

    • LucretiusCaro

      I concur. I find it highly dubious that this was written by a kid. Probably more like a parent with child-like handwriting. I know mine could pass for the scrawling of a 7 year old.

      • Emzilla

        –Anybody else get to the word 'dubious' and then read the rest of that comment with a snooty English accent?

    • TreeHugR

      It's called "gifted." Just because the kid has a superior vocabulary to you, doesn't make it fake.

      • Parker

        Yes it does. Your argument is invalid.

        • Emzilla

          No it doesn't, and the kid totally referenced doughnuts and unicorns in the same fucking sentence. YOUR argument is invalid, sir.

    • atxdude
      • Chicken

        That proved nothing, dude

        • syber snail

          everything on the interwebs is real and true, accept it

    • jimbojones

      And mentioning bacon.

    • sean

      handwriting and writing style changed halfway thru. why did nobody else notice that?

  • M.C.

    what a kiss ass!

  • Swamp1983


    • Swamp1983 is gay!

      What grown man says cute to something like this lol… FAAGG!

      • Swamp1983

        someone who has kids

        • Swamp1983 is gay!

          yeah that still makes you gay lol!

          • Swamp1983

            wow…how old are you now?

            • Emzilla

              I have a little crush on you now, Swampie. ❤

  • HatAttack

    There is no way that this is real!

    • Duke

      Yea the whole bacon and unicorn thing is way too trendy for a kid to be using, plus the drawing looks delibertately dumbed down.

      • Alpha0010

        Sadly, I have to agree.

  • craig

    frickin Hilarious!

  • bbartlett


  • TommyBoy

    Future Chiver. That is all.

  • Sniffer

    Calling bullshit. Nice try though

  • Anthony

    Hail the coming of Flint


    The force is strong in this one.

  • Jala Meladuro

    This kid has imagination! This sounds like something my son would write since of course his momma is ultimately awesome!

  • Machine_head

    Epic the next Quinton Tarentino for sure

  • SadeShadz

    If that letter is really from a kid, he rocks! ^_^

  • NemesisEnforcr

    I'm just waiting for Hollywood to pick this story up… Sounds like a better movie than Breaking Dawn

    • Dick Salad

      This TW joke is about as original as the last 1,284,379,201,339,832,113 ones. It's getting to the point where the TW jokes are almost as fucking annoying as the movie.

      • Guest

        I agree with you. just like any picture of a horse followed up with "I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker blah blah blah"

    • Dick Salad +1

      Oh and the fact that you reference specific TW movies leads me to believe you've actually watched them.

    • gdarkcloud

      Anything is better then the TW series…

      • grizzlet

        Shove it up your ass dick salad

  • jba0127

    Mr Ramon must be one bad ass weather man.

  • jimstarswagg

    All kinds of win. And here I thought kids these days are no longer imaginative. +1 to the youngsters.

  • Marshall

    can't Fap to this

    • RoastBeef315

      Speak for yourself….

    • shaunvw

      Really?? Unicorns and bacon aren't enough?

    • Fapster

      It had me at 'doughnuts'.

  • Tha kid

    Hahaha… I’m a little frustrated with all the reading post up lately!

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