Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

This truly is epic!

watched it about 4 times….. nice roundhouse kick to finish it off

I love that his lives are infinity to the fourth power, divided by zero.

I sent it! Glad my first ever post was featured and is this epic

#5 surfing level: Chuck Norris

i think its james lipton from actors studio

looking like he's about to commit sepukku

I call fake, no one owns a Darth Vader Mask, a cape and his belt and doesn't own a lightsaber.

That's so cute!
I wonder what he wants it for? Decorating his racoon batchelor pad?

Someone is a fan of The Big Lebowski

Sly Cooper

On my 9th birthday I was told to go get a job and quit being a suck ass. Then I mowed the lawn.

My 8th birthday was at McDonalds and the highlight was the tree talking to you. I also got my Admiral Ackbar T-shirt! Go 1984!

On my ninth I probably got a 99 cent He-Man action figure. You cant get shit for 99 cents anymore.

I was given my first new baseball glove when I turned 9…before I was using gloves from the 60's

nobody tell the 99%

my 9th birthday, was spent at DZ Discovery Zone….and every single one's been down hill from there

I got molested on my ninth birthday. I sure miss that babysitter

Now where the Heck is Bagu?

Good man.

Those Jehovah's Witness people are relentless…

And great Coq au vin.

Unfortunately, it's the "café Panis". Just a little photoshop there.
It's located on the side of the notre dame cathedral. You can google it.

I would say how dare you for questioning the impressiveness of Chuck Norris, but I know you won't get to read it because you were killed by a round-house kick to the back of the head the second you hit submit comment.

Say what you want about Chuck Norris (or don't).

That gif was funny as hell.

the guy who came in 5th is Gaylord Silly enough said