And the award for ‘Parent of the Year’ goes to…nobody in this gallery (32 Photos)

  • ST33

    #11 Please tell me that's not there Mom.

    • Chiefs420


    • Really?

      *their mom you fucking idiot

      • Yes, really.

        Actually it's *they're mom. Who's the fucking idiot now?

        • MylesofStyles

          It's "they are" mom? "You are" funny.

        • gron

          You are. lol. I can't stop laughing.

        • Mr. Burgandy

          you, douche

        • jer

          troll level 100
          douche level infinity

      • jer

        "really?" and since you want to be a moron and call everyone an idiot here is a lesson from 2nd grade english… i think….
        THERE impies a place, "Go over THERE you fucking dolt." is a fine example
        THEIR implies posetion "Ifucked THEIR mom and then fucked yours" is a good example
        THEY'RE imples 2 WORDS THEY and ARE "They're sucking my balls very generously tonight" is a wonderful example. this concludes grammar nazi theatre no fuck yourselves and stop being trolls

        • fignewton

          implies* not impies

          • jer

            sorry has the word pie in it so I ignore the preceeding letters easily

        • Homer Simpson

          POSITION – every one in the world is stupid except for me!

          • jer

            I believe we are all idiots, some are smart in random areas but everyone including me is an idiot

            • Jesus

              NONONONONO. You, sir, cannot be from North America. I believe the correct attitude is, "everyone in this entire fucking world is a complete and total moron, except for me (and any women I may be presently trying to get with, but they're only excluded as long as they are within earshot)".

          • Lisa Simpson

            actually it's "possession" … position wouldn't make any sense either ….

            • Merriam W.

              What has become of the English language?

        • seanrk924

          "this concludes grammar nazi theatre no [sic] fuck yourselves and stop being trolls" should be now* …. make sure not to confuse that with know – I used to do that in 6th grade when I was only slightly smarter than you trolls

        • myComment

          Also, when did your replace you're… I'm seeing that a lot lately. I am also seeing ex. for example instead of eg.

          We are a corroding civilization.

        • A BiPolar Guy

          thou shalt not sweat it, brethren. Verily, verily I say again, takest thou a medicament of chill.

    • saga

      That´s not her mom

    • Thorkster


    • digitalpimp

      Oh, I can most certainly say they are indeed there.

    • Paula_

      It is there… Obviously.

      It's: THEY'RE!

      – Fan testimonial: "Damn it Paula, I just opened your "sfw" in class…I sit in 3rd row of a 20 row class. Someone definitely saw me checking out boobs."

      • JonnyPats

        Are you kidding me?

        Their is correct.

        • that guy

          omfg spell check police on the internet?

          thats fucking pathethic

        • Paula_

          OMFG Chivers are so fucking easy, it's like walking along the water with a empty bucket and the fish just jumping right in.
          Daaaamn… give me a chalenge already.

          – Fan testimonial: "I'm not going to lie, I was pretty excited when I got a notification that I got a reply from "Paula_" the other day. Troll on, Paula…troll on."

    • monopl

      Trololol. This photo Was quite popular some time ago, and it was originally posted on the polish facebook-wannabe site Nasza Klasa (Our Class).

    • GrammerNAZI

      its THEIR you oaf.

      • fignewton


  • ST33

    Scroll down = Head shaking…no…O, no. OH! NO! OH WTF?! NO!!

  • jasonsapunka

    #8 looks like a fucking blast if you ask me.

    • Heidi

      I thought the same thing. This is what a cool parent does with their child to take some of the suck out of traveling.

    • lonin

      I was thinking that would be a great way to get around the airport with my son next time.

  • MylesofStyles

    #10 I would never do this to my son. I use Rolling Rock.

  • BigPup

    #4 What Lindsay Lohan's parents did… #32 What Lindsay Lohan's parents SHOULD have done…

    • seanrk924


  • ste

    #26 looks like a right hero to me

    • Si1entStatic

      that picture is absurdly inappropriate….

      the kid should be in a shot glass costume

      • KorovaMilkBar

        Wrong, you drink Jack straight from the bottle and not share with anyone. Now if he was a bottle of scotch.

  • BostonChiver.

    #23 needs to be pop-tarted

    • Fart

      Emo-Dad! "Hey pop, how was work?" "….whatever…"

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      pop-tart the pop-tard…

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      Looks like John Paul Young from Australia, He sang " love is in the air"

  • thaomeow

    #21 is disgusting.

    • Devin Medrano

      That room needs to be doused in Gasoline and burned.

    • dude_wtf.

      that's someone who will be forever alone if that is what she wants in a "man".

  • Turner

    #23 and #28…..these should be on here….no fuckin way these guys still have reproductive organs…..

    • Turner


    • Munokhoi

      Aren't they the same dude?

      • Madi

        Yeah I think so…and he's a meme too..

  • Stanji

    Where's Coco?

    • tLoko420

      If you mean OG Ice-T's wife…she has no kids.

  • LoyalLAChiver

    #20 These should be outlawed. If you can't control/discipline your kids, don't have them.

    • Amigo

      I laughed so hard at this picture

    • Nameless Foo

      you no like tetherbaby?

    • Flow

      WTF?! I just googled this, cause I thought there's no way that people put their children on a leash.. Turns out people do. Maybe I'm just a "liberal European", but I think this is really f*cked up.

      • Nick

        My 2 year old daughter goes on reigns every time she goes out.
        I would rather walk with her with me holding the reigns as well as her hand, than risk her slipping my hand and ending up under a car. I am from England.
        More parents should use these rather than the norm which is to let your child run about completely out of control.

      • Kidleashsupporter

        Its not effed up. Anyone who thinks this is cruel is an idiot.

    • Csatuliet

      This made national news. I forget the context of the story, but this was in the Atlanta airport. I've tried searching for the article to no avail.

      The internet was pretty merciless regarding the lack of control she had over her children.

      She was a piece of work in the article. Pretty much every stereotype of the ineffective mother.

    • jujuG603

      My parents cats do the same thing when I try to leash them.

    • Christy

      Its not as easy as you think it is to discipline a 2 yr old. Especially in public when you will get the cops called on you if you spank their ass- which is what they deserve most of the time. My kid can disappear on me in 2 seconds – they are fast little fuckers. And they don't understand the concept of strangers & pedophiles. This world is a nasty place & while I don't use one, I would never criticize the parents who do. They do it cause they care… douche. 🙂

      • dawgbone

        Do you know what solves that? Not letting them out of your site at that age.

        • KidLeashsupporter

          Um… you are clueless. Simply keeping them insight in public places doesn't mean anything when you have kids that love to take off running. My kids ARE disciplined, but they are kids. Kids have tons of energy and have no judgement. These leashes are the best thing ever.

    • mmhmm

      Unsolicited parenting advice via online comments… exactly why I love the Chive. I'm also not spell checking this comment so someone can expend additional effort to point that out as well.

    • Munokhoi

      Where are the rest of the pic's, after she gets them up to speed over her head?

    • KidLeashSupporter

      And you are an idiot. Those leashes are a godsend. I am not joking on this either. When you have little kids that love to just run when you are in crowded areas the leash is your best friend. Ask ANY parent who owns the leash and you will find a parent that agrees the child leash is a brilliant creation. They are not cruel and do not need to be outlawed. Raise a kid first before you make a retard statement like that.

      • Munokhoi

        Actually KLS, I have a son soon to be six. For all of those years I have managed to avoid leaving him in a parking lot or some other public venue without benefit of a tether. Not that I haven't wanted too, he's just quick and sees me leaving. All a leash does is allow you to devote less focus on your child and more on whatever important thing you are doing. Good luck with that. I'm not joking either.

  • Lisa

    #28 is a joke right? please?

    • Althing

      I love how his mood says "confused". Yup that about sums it up, pal.

    • yeah

      Yep, he's 46 and that's how far he's gotten in life. A joke he is…

    • Bodo

      Don't fuckn label him.

    • *dash*

      has to be a joke, no one uses myspace anymore

  • Zedhere

    #7 you just gotta shake em till they stop crying.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #31 that's just funny

  • JC13

    #2 French or Belgian?

    • Zut Alors

      Possbly Quebecois…

    • glenn

      neither… if you look at the bottle at the back none is written in french… one looks german the other is in cyrillic writing possibly russian…

  • jimstarswagg

    #23…. No sure if man or woman..

    • Plurp

      I thought that was that Garth Brooks alter ego he came up with to make a "rock" record. Was it Chris Barnes or something?

  • Mokuseitora

    #27 – may not be the best, but if you are by yourself with your kiddo, and ya gotta go… what else do you do?

    • AsciiAdam

      Ya, really nothing wrong with this pic.

    • Rick_

      True, actually a good idea. Better to have them on your shoulders than running around touching the urinals.

      • the president

        the only thing wrong here is that someone took a pic of this

  • The_Stif

    #5 release the kraken.

    • mittens

      Not a kraken. Facehugger from the Alien movies.

      • The_Stif

        my bad. didnt even notice the egg. you know how it goes when you are in a rush to make a post to make the front page.

  • Mokuseitora

    #20- Kid leashes should be banned!

    • Si1entStatic

      so if they are banned I nominate you to be solely responsible for the retrieval of all lost children due to said ban.
      Since the reporting of lost children will grow 3000% as a result in just major theme parks alone. :p

    • SadeShadz

      It looks inhumane =/ but it does serve a purpose so no ban…

    • Nick

      Idiot. Some people actually believe in keeping their children safe, and with them, rather than let them run about freely, into people, out of doors, pulling products off shelves or into the road.
      Can you actually imagine what the picture would have been if those children were not on reigns?

    • DaddyD

      Bet you don't have kids.

    • majorfathead

      says someone who obviously has no children

    • tLoko420

      Agreed…whatever happened to parents holding their kids' hands?!?!?!?

      • Rick_

        The leash is used as a backup to the hand. If you walked with a 2 year old you'd know they will likely let go of the hand and run towards something that drew their attention. In a crowded place that split second could result in a lost child, and/or broken merchandise in a store. The leash prevents that.

        • tLoko420

          The backup to the hand would be the OTHER hand. Parents are too damn lazy. If a 2 yr old kid is running around and gets hurt or breaks merch is cuz the parent let go of his/her hand first. The leash prevents parents from being parents.

          • Rick_

            The woman in the picture has two kids. Explain to me how your other hand is a backup when they are both occupied?

            • tLoko420

              I'm talikng about life in general. And in the pic, the leashes obviously aren't working.

              • Rick_

                Define not working. The kids are within 4 feet of their parent, aren't breaking anything or getting into anything they aren't supposed to. The leash wont change their behavior, as I said before, it's just a backup so they won't run away from you and get into trouble.
                It's fine you you choose not to use them, but don't condemn others for doing so.

                • tLoko420

                  Hey Leash Nazi, relax. You might as well put tags around your kids with your address on them in case you or your wife get too lazy to hold their hand at the Piggly Wiggly and "lose" a kid….just sayin.

                  • Nick

                    Hey opinion twat, calm down there buddy. Its not a case of being lazy to not hold their hand but sometimes you need 2 hands to complete a task, what in you great opinion do you do then? Maybe pin them to the floor with your foot. Reigns give a element of freedom to a child but allow a parent to still be in relative control. Go to any shopping centre and see just how many 2yo's are under control when not on reigns.

                    • tLoko420

                      Relax. Your a day late to the party. And judging by the way you spell "CENTER", it seems you're a day late for everything the USA has to offer. In any regard, last time I checked, leashes and "reigns" were used for animals.

    • HotashNerd

      I would totally us them

  • RudeBoyStL

    Is 23 also 28?

  • Boooger

    #5 That's awesome!

  • Arkriverrat

    #15 'dat ass

    • Si1entStatic

      … has DIABEEETUS

    • TomatoTipper

      The guy on the tv is getting a good look.

    • Edwardj

      She's watching Sister Act! lol


      hoodrat trash

  • Woody

    #19…..nuthin wrong here

    • BuffaloJustSayin

      …nope…nuthin at all…

    • Lamboe

      Old enough to bleed… Old enough to breed…

    • aiyayay

      probably that's her mom taking the picture

      • Comment

        You think ?

  • @JoshDWReeve

    #11 ……Only in a very special part of America is this normal.

    • The Stadium Guy...

      Kentucky ? Is this still wrong if this is Aunt Mommy?

    • Chris

      Except according to someone else, it's from Poland.

  • vodkamartini

    #22 Yo mamma is so sexy, she went to Disney World and Mickey mouse got a boner 😉

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