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  • dagleja3

    #23 – that isn't broken at all, totally awesome!!

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      I'm wanting the instructions for this Lego set.

      • Billy

        Dude if you need instructions then you never played with legos………………….

      • Anjin-San

        Awesome until u don't step on it..

      • Andrew

        The fun is building your own *without* instructions 🙂

    • HOEHOE

      THIS POST REMINDS ME THAT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO POOP ON MY FEET AND RUN AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING CATCH ME IT YOU CAN. I AM THE BURGER KING YOU WILL ALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF MY LIPSTICK AND MUDDY TRASH CAN LIDS AS THEY WILL SLIDE ACROSS THE LIVING ROOM LIKE I DO WHEN I DRAG MY ASS ACROSS THE CARPET, SOMETIMES I GO TO OTHER PEOPLES HOUSES AND DRINK EVERYTHING IN THEIR FRIDGE THEN I USE THEIR BATHROOM AND PEE PEE ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT HAPPY INDIAN LIKE PEE PEE ON TOILET SEAT I REMINDS ME OF GIANT LOBSTERS RIDING FLYING PEARS AND GOING TO BATTLE WITH TELEPHONES WITH LEGS. I SOMETIMES LIKE TO CALL RANDOM PEOPLE AND TELL THEM MY NAME IS BATMAN AND TO PUT ALL THEIR CLOTHES ON THEIR FRONT PORTCH SO THAT I MAY SNIFF THEM AND TRY THEM ON AS I PLEASE. I ROLL AROUND IN THE CLOTHES AND DIG GIANT HOLES IN MY BACK YARD AND FILL IT WITH NOODLES AND TISSUES AND THEN I GO SWIMMING IN THE HOLE FULL OF NOODLES NAKED WITH NOTHING BUT A HOCKEY STICK TO WARD OFF THE CRAZY BANANA PEOPLE THAT COME FROM THE WOODS AND TRY TO STEAL ALL MY MEATLOAF. GET AWAY I SCREAM STOP EATING ALL THE CHEESECAKE. IM REALLY EXCITED TO MOVE FORWARD IN MY LIFE AND CATCH MY OWN FARTS TO SELL TO PEOPLE…………………………..GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN

      • etcrr is a fag

        this guy ^^^ gotta give him credit for being creative….

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #16 – seems legit

  • twavor

    #11 Don't see the problem….excellent idea!

    • vindi

      I prefer to stick to toilet paper, that brush damn hurts!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      works great for cleaning the rims on your car/truck. That's how I use it.

    • Slingshot Engage

      cause thats what I want poo water flying everywhere

      • Bucky Jones

        Captain obvious say, " You flush the toilet first "

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    #11

    Just how dirty is your toilet?!

    And also….Eeww!

    • Master_Rahl

      … also doubles for an industrial strength toothbrush. please rinse between uses.

    • ImpressMe

      I was thinking the same thing!!

    • ThatGuy

      Considering that multiple people shit, piss and bleed into in on a regular basis my toilet is pretty dirty.

  • hark1985

    #18 Like a bitch haha

    • Edd

      would love to see the moment of Fail on this…

      • I bet

        it looks like a double post.

  • hark1985

    #35 Merika

    • Brian

      Improvement

    • TomatoTipper

      Merica

    • http://www.alwaysbetter.co.uk Britter

      That's a bit harsh. I'm sure that not all American beer is terrible.

      • MattKL

        A lot of the microbrews are pretty badass. But the two in the pic? Pisswater.

    • Devin_Medrano

      Real men of genius

  • Scuba Steve

    #19 Doesn't Exist

    • Phil.in.tx

      what is this CD you speak of?

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    Not enough "seems legit" to go around.

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    #34

    Or you could, you know, get it fixed properly for not much money.

    Hey, your call.

    • parkatola

      Not sure I'd want to refill the tank with hot water. I know it's easier than unhooking and re-hooking it on the cold water, which you're probably using more, but wouldn't using the hot create issues with the smell?

  • Master_Rahl

    #5 This is so true, and scary. I used to work in Tech Support and had to field a call from a client who's PC cupholder wasn't working properly. Genius level PC user, there.

    • Alpha0010

      Why would a PC even need a cup holder in the first place, given that they're on tables?

    • beermeat

      I still with in IT (Sys Admin now) but when I worked for HP back in the day, I had a user call irate and threatening a lawsuit… all because both the cup holder wasnt big enough and secondly (and this is the kicker) his computer wouldnt turn on. He didn't understand it needed electricity to turn on… he thought it was all battery powered and since it didn't say "batteries not included" that it was fully functional (basing this off the sales guy telling him this computer should last for about 5 years before it needs replacing).

      PC user level = infinity x Chuck Norris Divided by 0

  • CeigeJay

    #24 Drove by that yesterday! Nearly crashed my car doing a double take.

  • Master_Rahl

    #8 Makes it much easier to pretend to be a rock star in the shower when you're taking the shower head off the mic stand. No encores, please.

    • Eagle Wrangler

      We got a hot mic!

    • Elton Jock

      Just speak into the shower mike while I turn up the volume

  • MylesofStyles

    #7 #12 These are actually somewhat innovative. Definitely worth stealing and reproducing.

    • DirtyChar

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • MonkeyMadness

      You could only drill as deep as the vacuum nozzle is.

      • MylesofStyles

        Not if the nozzle were retractable and spring loaded (patent pending).

        • TitoRigatoni

          And it looks like it is retractable and spring loaded. This is completely brilliant.

  • Loadedcarp

    #36 that would last exactly one bump. Dude puts a lot of faith in plastic…

    • RatPacknLV

      that's assuming he didn't apply the brakes for the bump. as soon as he touches the stoppers, those zipties will fail from the top down.

  • Nameless

    looks like some killer redneck innovations there

  • http://www.myfavoritestyles.com Sportswear

    The dust buster taped to the drill is a good idea. Or, one could just wait until the hole is drilled, then get out the dust buster.

    • MonkeyMadness

      You can't drill any deeper than what the vacuum nozzle is set.

  • EasternCanuck

    #36 must be his Darwin award application… I'm thinking we may have a winner.

  • majorfathead

    only in Merica

    • mittens

      Except for the pictures that are obviously not taken in the US, yeah…

  • Bwmyers18

    #13 is GENIUS.

    • camrcr34

      works better with a leaf blower and 1 liter soda bottle!!

  • Ro'

    #23 That's a cool idea.

    #12 Is quite ingenious actually

  • bekah

    #35 is actually a good idea

  • Anomanom

    #29 Seems legit. Good use for a spare washing drum.

    • No!

      Not to mention they are grilling Swordfish which is delicious!

  • http://www.thechive.com Jared S

    #1 how did you guys find the front steps of my summer house..

  • sg

    #24 is in new jersey……and I was told it works!

    • Zammmmmmm

      New Providence?

  • Panzerrat

    Some of these border on genius. Others, nor so much.

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