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  • Amicus

    #8 Awesome

    • YunChoe

      I'm guessing She ordered a Big Sausage Pizza

    • aw253

      Call me old-fashioned, but I like a little shape on the backside

    • Anon

      That almost happened to me twice… one girl ran by in the background at a hotel and another at a house had on a thin robe which I had seen she wasnt wearing when I glanced at their window walking by to the door 😛

      • Eric Cartman

        cool story bro

    • Doug

      This picture….I have seen it before on another website. Just saying😉

      • Endo

        Then go there and annoy them with your useless facts.

    • Battlestarcomics

      #11
      "I hate this job….Thank God."
      Look up old man…..

      • Fapalicious

        #11 amazing, I need to leave my moms basement more often.

    • bw11

      You know that guy went home after his shift and fapped.

    • Jason

      Dream Come True Ha Ha

    • hate away

      girls @ ECU do this constantly because they are too cheap to tip their drivers. It gets old if your a pizza deliverer.

    • Dew

      Nice. Kinda happened to me (smoking hot, tiny robe, right out of the shower) in college delivering Jimmy Johns. The girl was a campus playboy rep. Gave me a good tip, a stack of June '05 playboys, and a few Bai Ling promo posters… best delivery run ever. Thanks for bringing back that wonderful memory Chive!

  • You know the rest..

    #4 Some men just want to…

    • obv

      obvious joke is obvious

    • moogle

      T-shirt?

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      ….watch The Dark Knight?

      • Woody

        i don't want to set the world on fire……

    • Nelly
    • *dash*

      go camping?

    • GI Joe

      Ummm.. how come only N and S America and like Greenland are on fire?? No other continents??

    • Yup

      …eat all the bacon and eggs you have?

  • BC SMOOTH

    fifth!!

    • HOEHOE

      THIS POST REMINDS ME THAT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO POOP ON MY FEET AND RUN AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING CATCH ME IT YOU CAN. I AM THE BURGER KING YOU WILL ALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF MY LIPSTICK AND MUDDY TRASH CAN LIDS AS THEY WILL SLIDE ACROSS THE LIVING ROOM LIKE I DO WHEN I DRAG MY ASS ACROSS THE CARPET, SOMETIMES I GO TO OTHER PEOPLES HOUSES AND DRINK EVERYTHING IN THEIR FRIDGE THEN I USE THEIR BATHROOM AND PEE PEE ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT HAPPY INDIAN LIKE PEE PEE ON TOILET SEAT I REMINDS ME OF GIANT LOBSTERS RIDING FLYING PEARS AND GOING TO BATTLE WITH TELEPHONES WITH LEGS. I SOMETIMES LIKE TO CALL RANDOM PEOPLE AND TELL THEM MY NAME IS BATMAN AND TO PUT ALL THEIR CLOTHES ON THEIR FRONT PORTCH SO THAT I MAY SNIFF THEM AND TRY THEM ON AS I PLEASE. I ROLL AROUND IN THE CLOTHES AND DIG GIANT HOLES IN MY BACK YARD AND FILL IT WITH NOODLES AND TISSUES AND THEN I GO SWIMMING IN THE HOLE FULL OF NOODLES NAKED WITH NOTHING BUT A HOCKEY STICK TO WARD OFF THE CRAZY BANANA PEOPLE THAT COME FROM THE WOODS AND TRY TO STEAL ALL MY MEATLOAF. GET AWAY I SCREAM STOP EATING ALL THE CHEESECAKE. IM REALLY EXCITED TO MOVE FORWARD IN MY LIFE AND CATCH MY OWN FARTS TO SELL TO PEOPLE…………………………..GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN

      • HOEHOE

        GET OFF MY BALLS

        • HOEHOE

          I LIKE TO LICK SKID MARKS IN OTHER PEOPLES UNDERWARE

          • etcrr

            i thought i was the only one that did that wanna start a club?

  • melindu

    #17 is too creepy

    • PunnyGuy

      I think this is frodoshopped

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        awesome. thumbs galore.

  • http://twitter.com/Dabooshy @Dabooshy

    #17 Steve Wood be creepy!

    • yeaRight

      WTF. Gollem grew hair.

      • andfukyamoms

        Its Elijah Buschemi you idiot

  • Yes..

    #10 Sexual Predator….

    • yeaRight

      Is that Angelina's leg?
      No.
      GTFO!

      • The_Dood

        It probably will be next time we see this picture.

    • joshua

      Is it wrong that this turns me on?

    • achoo

      Totally would.

    • ctso74

      I have the weirdest boner right now… and it's dripping acid. That can't be good.

    • BloodScrubber

      Those L.A drag queens are really getting creative nowadays.😮

    • about

      I was thinking "butterface" but your line is better. Good one.

  • Havaard

    #8 that old man has stories from stranger deliveries.

    • delivery guy

      this happens more than anyone can think of. Sad thing is you see more bewbs than any great looking man however you get to touch em less than a regular guy.

      • Havaard

        I miss deliveries. There was always a story to tell at the end of the day, and the money was great. One of my personal faves was a Japanese orgy squad that tipped $50.

  • real talk

    #17 did he keep the ring?

    • Hoffman

      Smeeegal!!!

    • Jake

      Looks like elijah wood and steve buscemi had a baby

  • Hmm.

    #18 Snooki had her baby already?

    • amrith777

      Snooki's baby could never be that cute.

    • luckyB

      this girl seems waaaayyy too attractive to be snooki

    • Rey

      Fuckin' awesome!

  • Mayo

    First!

    • Mayo

      Also, #27 is amazing

      • ...

        Also, Fail.

      • Mayo

        FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • ...

      Fail.

  • Rollout25

    #8 How is that not a free pizza!

    • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

      He must be a veteran delivery boy (man?) because he looks totally uninterested…that or the front isn't anywhere near as good.

    • dont forget the tip

      That'l be one pee-pee touch..

    • Steve

      How does eye candy = free pizza. Are you going to fork out 20$ – 25$ to see a chick in a bra and panties….pfft. I will accept your flash as a tip, have a nice day, oh and let's see that ass!😉

  • thaomeow

    I'd like to have #12 built into my house.

    • Garrett

      To bad it launches u into a window

      • Muadieb

        And an your left side will hit the upright I-beam…

  • Fly

    #20
    Wow, Darwin's exceptions.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      it did seem like a good idea

      although that guy in red had immediate regrets

  • MrSpiffyTrousers

    #27 This confirms my theory that referees, hall monitors, and similar enforcers are actually fired out of cannons hidden in nearby walls. There is no other reasonable explanation for that kind of velocity. Ever.

    • Travis

      I'm trying to find the actually video for this… does anybody have a link?

      • femtrooper

        I think the refs name is Jack Doan. Not sure if that helps.

      • The_Dood

        @10:44

    • Jeff

      About 1:20 in

    • MarkS

      If you look at his left arm you can see he actually causes some extra traction to slow himself down. Otherwise he would of slid all the way across the ring and into the announcers desk.

  • Gnole

    #28 LiBearGer Half lion, half bear, half tiger.

    • etcrr

      Sounds like a type of Hamburger

    • Obv

      you can't have 3 halves- Einstein.

      • kler

        it's a south park reference… sherlock.

        • asdfg

          sp sux. lowest of the low-brow humor

          • Jeff

            You love the cock.

  • Lazidude202

    #8 I'd become a pizza delivery boy if all the customers were like that😀

    • t money

      speaking from experience, they are not

  • JC13

    #27 That guy needs a championship belt of his own. unreal.

    • Jack_LeMac

      Man had some goddamn counting to do

    • Theresa

      Couldn't stop laughing

    • gerardorock2u

      The way I see he jump to a portal and there was another portal right at the side of the ring. that is the way to use portals.

  • Wark

    #10 Hey baby, would you like to hunt the most dangerous game?
    (Hint: It's my penis!)

    • Nick

      She doesn't hunt small game.

      • Wark

        Ouch, nice one!🙂

    • reaperMEDIC

      Whoopi Goldberg has lost weight.

  • Jimmy

    #29 is in my home town of Omaha Nebraska

    • Lance

      Was totally stoked to see the slides!!! Used to go skate downtown by the slides.

    • Marshall

      Me too!!

    • dkptig

      this is actually a really rare shot.. as there are no bums on or around the slides. the gene lehey mall is like a bum paradise in the summer time. well, i suppose a bum paradise would be like, a home, but this is easily a close second.

    • http://www.bbqsecretrecipes.com Tacos117

      Nothing beats a hot day like a piece of cardboard and these two beauties!

    • Michael

      I broke my arm on these when I was younger

    • Jake too

      I broke my ass off the hump because one of my friends gave it a few too many beans when he pushed me.

      • ZJack

        Holy crap the slides! Chive on Omaha!

    • Lo12

      Chive on Omaha! Wax paper and a summer night, Best kinda days downtown!!!!

    • Jay

      Completely made my day to see these darned things on the Chive! Chive on Homaha!

    • Joel

      My home town too! CHIVE ON!!

  • Fromthe808

    DMA at nine at night. Cheeeee Huuuuu!!!

  • Deadpool

    #14 Ms. Chanandaler Bong? #27 Little Naitch was awesome for that slide

    • *dash*

      #14 could this bacon BE any bigger?

    • Allenavw

      My day could not be any more made by this. Best comment ever.

  • Vinni Jones

    lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh my!

  • district 10

    #4 so I set the world on fire!

    • Theresa

      Some people just want to watch the world burn haha!

  • kaidoh101

    #10 sexy!

  • Chuck Vanderloo

    #8

    This is like an episode of that porn series "Big Sausage Pizza" that I watched when I was like 15….

    • whodat924

      This is like an episode of that porn series "Big Sausage Pizza" that I watched yesterday…

    • smokin

      *started watching at 15

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