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  • Mattas

    #1 I would be fine if she died.

    • Guesty McGuest

      At first glance I thought that was a young Drew Barrymore. Eek.

    • John's Son

      Bieber claimed he was "This generation's Curt Cobain."

      • Blanco

        More like this generation's Boy George

        • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

          He should be shot in the face.

          • Bill57

            i'd like to shoot in your face

            • tapsnapornap

              Bazinga

            • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

              I'm flattered. 🙂

              • Bill57

                You like rim jobs, don't you? Most broads do.

                • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

                  Dude, how did you know?

    • Fart

      The biebs wouldn't smoke…he's a role model

      • Patches

        At least Bieber isn't a whiny junkie crying about how famous he is while continuing to tour and release records.

        • The Andychrist

          Dad?

  • pedobear

    #29 it was

    • Phil.in.tx

      she is so disgusting & her music sucks, fat ass brit

      • DJV

        You Sir, are a piece of shit.

        • Jawbone

          Maybe. He's also correct.

    • Jus

      hell no!…. fat chicks allways do anal….always….always…

  • Matman

    #7 – the perfect reason for an exception to the rule.

  • Married_dude

    #29 Anal? how about a f'ing blowjob..

    • LucretiusCaro

      I'm sure it wasn't a bj. Fat girls give great bjs. Because they have to.

      • Biggus Diccus

        Yep they love the cream filling

        • Jawbone

          They do it because they're hungry!

    • splooge

      big girls love giving blowjobs, why do you think she just had throat surgery

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    An empty Comments section but I just know I ain't…y'know…the initial post….

    • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

      I love you. ❤

  • JDub

    Anal!

    • etcrr

      okay but let me just get my feet set

      • etcrr 126p

        Ok I'm ready, give it to me!

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    Yeah, thought so.

  • dashete

    #24 Irony: Some people have never heard of it.

    • James

      Sarcasm, not irony

      • MonkeyMadness

        Some people will never understand irony and call it sarcasm.

        • its_forge

          Uh. Sarcasm *is* irony. The intended meaning of a statement is something other than the literal meaning. Sarcasm. Irony. Equal. No joke.

    • Skofe

      Isn't this quote like 100 years old? Before they had raves……..?

      • Benn

        Yeah, we definitely had pacman 100 years ago.

  • http://www.thechive.com Penrath

    YES!
    But you won't be…
    #25

    • Justin

      Anyone else notice James Brown's mugshot in the lower left? Ahahaha

  • dirtysteve99

    #24 fails so hard, the Nintendo CEO never said that, a stand-up comedian did, and he was sarcastically inferring raves.

    • somedude

      Well – the trolling worked regardles 🙂 You did respond to the statements of captain obvious… Oh and comedian who claims ownership over the joke is Marcus Brigstock. Although the joke first appeared on /. in Dec. 2000 and later on Usenet in Jan. 2001, I guess he _could_ have been the author.

    • Bazinga

      He was also implying, the listener/reader inferred. Carry on

  • Guest

    Coffee should be black.

    #10

    • gadgetaurus

      What, because he has a gun? Racist.

      • Gallus

        Uh … I think he meant that black coffee is macho. How you got racism out of that I'll never know …

        • db3300

          Obvious sarcasm shouldn't require a hash tag.

    • Livin' Legend

      Coffee should be booze.

      • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

        Whiskey. Definitely whiskey.

        • MattKL

          Nah, it should be Scotch. Ron Swanson demands it.

          • Devin_Medrano

            A shot of Johnny walker in a hot cup of Black Folgers to start my day!

          • its_forge

            Irish.

      • http://fayetteville.rockcitykicks.com Sitzesaroo

        Should be Irish Coffee

        • its_forge

          You will NOT sully my Jameson's by adding it to COFFEE.

  • MDMA

    #24

    Only take the white ones

    • Fridge Magnet

      Pfft

  • aaron

    was having a shit day until i saw #28…outlook is much better 🙂

    • Brutal Deluxe

      I just want to know how she can even see that her shoe is untied

  • Rick Derris

    #29 a blow job, and then she shut the fuck up about it

  • joe chiver

    #10 – Milk in your coffee? pussy

    • coocoocuchoo

      Rating someones badassity on the way they have a hot drink is sad as fuck, get a grip lad.

      • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

        No- Milk is for pussies.

        • Bill57

          is that what you use on yours?

        • coocoocuchoo

          aye explain that one to me Emzilla.

          • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

            Cats… like milk?

      • joe chiver

        you talk like you're from london

  • KingThing

    #15
    MINE!!! MINE!!!

  • firstName

    #9 Minxy face looks like a baboon’s ass

  • firstName

    #10 You gon’ eat that gun?

  • BSmike

    Does #25 say "Hypothesis: No."?

    • http://siriusswag.tumblr.com Carlos

      And Conclusion: No.

      So many questions I need answers to about this picture.

      • Dubya

        That's a picture of the Mormon "prophet" Joseph Smith in the lower right corner. That should give you a place to start.

  • BostonChiver.

    #29 Nailed it!

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      It was totally anal

  • Adam

    Please find #20

  • kazyctn

    #9, I'm finding something interesting about this Minxy person… Anyone know if there's MOAR?

    • Slo

      Miss Hannah Minx, lots of youtube videos about Japanese stuff.

    • thatguy

      Tons of youtube videos. Very conflicting stuff. She is is annoying and yet so BEWBS

    • PhillyLockz

      I went to college with Hannah for 2 years, she is a mad cool girl

      • Huell

        Did you or anyone you knew hit it??

      • Jawbone

        You are a fucking retard.

    • Ned Plimpton

      Hannah Minx videos = The reason for MUTE

    • mike

      I bet she thinks that upside down cross means something it doesn't

  • twavor

    #1 Who is that supposed to be? (before the photoshop)

    • Deep Thoughts Jack H

      Kurt Cobain

      • bdawoodworker

        How can we get him to complete the thought???

    • Panos

      ….. oook… not sure if kidding or ignorant..

    • hark1985

      Yeah I am very bothered by your question…

    • twavor

      Dang, tough crowd this morning…I didn't recognize Cobain without his face on the body. Sorry. :/

      • Jeff

        Huh? That sweater was so iconic that it partly defined the grunge style through the 90's; it made Kohls go from selling fluorescent orange t-shirts with skateboarding lizards to stocking olive green cardigans and flannel shirts in the teen section.

    • Phil.in.tx

      this fag must have bieber plastered all over the walls, what a douche, get off of chive please

    • about

      First glance: I thought it was a young Jodie Foster, not 'shopped.

      The hands are about right.

  • Martin McFly

    #7 Im missing something… is there something written in Comic Sans??

  • RoastBeef315

    #22 Has haunted my dreams for years

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