• jimboy


    • thatguy

      first to thumb you down

      • sprintracer8824

        who does that anymore anyway..

        • MonkeyMadness

          Douchebags with no life.

  • ti-dop

    not funny

  • Effin Shane


    • MonkeyMadness


      • Pants

        Really Really?

  • Unfkngblvbl

    I'd probably shit myself.

  • Brian

    Work was harder to find for Data after Next Gen than he anticipated.

  • Zedhere

    I like the clip where the snowman "comes alive" and the guy punches him in the face.

    • http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh

      haha. I was just thinking how that would probably be my instinctive response, while watching this one.

  • Ed's Head

    Ummmm … Lame.

    I blame the British

    • RICCO

      Yeap, this could start WW III

  • BostonChiver.

    Straight out of House of Wax…which was an Oscar worthy film I must say.

    • Joe

      that film should've been titled shit house

  • Karen

    the second he started moving fast I would have wet myself

  • Tyler

    Shit that's freaky looking.

  • HOYVIN Glavin

    The best part was when the mannequin scared those people.

  • KeepinCalm

    dummy would have been KO'd I'm afraid…then off to the shitter to clean myself up.

  • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

    How about no thanks.. plastic people are freaky

  • http://Cynixx@qrs.com Cynic

    Woulda taken a swing after the first twitch — good post.

  • Jessie James

    All fun and games until someone pulls out a Glock

  • Joe

    Lets see you try that with an "american" black dude!

  • hessyleavestheus

    The locked doors added a little something special

    • Stick

      Oh, she fucking died, that one.

  • BostonChiver34

    I see what they did there!

    Chive On from Boston!

  • pvtcowboy

    Yeah. Someone would’ve been cleaning that dummy off the floor, with somewhere between 1 and 15 holes in him, if that had been me.

  • KayMan

    locking the doors really made it an "oh shit I'm gonna die" moment

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  • Da Sandman

    funny how none of them realizes that it's a joke…

  • dude

    reminds me of the dance assassin

  • Cam

    This could be a the intro to a porn film.

  • lilchip

    Much more entertaining than the movie Mannequin

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