Ultimate tazer ball — you heard me right (17 Photos & Video)

  • Whoopy

    A perfect thing for men to get their raw stupid man fun I support this sign up my husband now I’ll be a cheer leader

    • Meh

      Punctuation: it is your friend, not your enemy.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        *Punctuation it is your friend not your enemy how many times do I have to tell you I'm sick and tired of these lectures falling on deaf ears why can't you be more like your brother the big shot punctuation free Nobel Laureate

  • fibonacci5150

    Say hello to Dr. Watts!

  • John

    Electrolytes…it's got what plants crave

  • freddy boy

    #5 As my girlfriend often says "how big ARE your balls?"

  • BigHeadEd

    The phrase "Trained Professionals" seems to have lost its meaning.

    • fibonacci5150

      definitely something they went to college to train for

  • HP

    WTF..?!! What’s next .. Bow & Arrow hurtles …

  • Bryant

    This is basically the soccer game from the FPS Alliance of Valiant Arms. Except you aren’t using knives, shovels and axes.

  • J.D.

    How weak are those tazers?

  • goodguysfan

    Thought that guy was going to taze himself in the head when he Tebowed.

  • http://twitter.com/mattdwilson1984 @mattdwilson1984

    This is stupid.

  • facepuncher3000

    I don't think i could possibly be happier about this.

  • http://www.dotsofcolor.com DotsOfColor

    Reblogged this on Dots Of Color.

  • Dave


  • BadaBoom

    Hardcore Soccer… Still gay

  • http://www.PresaleGames.com Tacos117

    I wanna play this but it looks like being a bro/douche is a league requirement.

  • shitsquid

    Stupid post, and the photos suck.

  • Boooger

    Loose the stupid goggles, make it 6 vs 6 and replace those big stun guns with stun gloves (yes they do exist) contact points in the gloves, so no carrying a big clunky thing.

    • Thrabin' Poon Hunter

      make the ball be what tazers every1

  • Chomp33

    Don’t tase me bro!

  • Nishtai

    #11 Yellow card? What did he do? Tazed the other guy in the nuts?

  • Person

    A beach-sized soccer ball? That must be pretty big.


    throw in goalies and use a dodgeball instead…would be a lot better

  • Yak Surfer

    Wow. We are cetting closer and closer to the movie Rollerball with James Cann from back in the 70's.

  • matt

    #2 – Looks like Rufio grew up and picked up Tazer ball..RU-FI-OOOOO

  • Are E

    Alot of these people are also professional paintball players. Like Damian Ryan (far right, first picture) or Taylor Thomas ( the dude with the colored Mohawk)

    I know the they were just in bankok, Thailand playing ultimate tazer ball

  • pbb005

    This is the first step towards, "Ouch, My balls!"….which i'd actually prefer over this…

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