Bill F#@king Murray, theCHIVE Portable Cornhole Game available now!

 Bill F#@king Murray, theCHIVE Portable Cornhole Game available now!

Bill Fucking Murray has returned right here. Best of luck!

After being sold out for two months, we also have a limited supply of theCHIVE’s custom crafted Portable Cornhole Sets right here. All these sets are hand made by our father and a master carpenter. If you’re familiar with cornhole, you know it’s one of the best springtime drinking time wasters ever.

UPDATE: It appears there was a small issue. The Bill Murray shirt was sold to some people for the first couple minutes for $0.00 – that is a huge glitch in the system, not some super-awesome gift on our end, all those transactions will be refunded. We’ll have this fixed in just a second.

We are putting the rest of the shirts up right now at the correct price right here.

UPDATE #2: Every single person who received BFM for 0.00 will be refunded and contacted by email shortly with a link to a page that will guarantee them the BFM. We’re really sorry for that inconvenience, Chivers. Again, it was a glitch and obviously not intentional in any way.

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  • joshua

    Out of respect to those chivers that do not have one, I will not purchase this t-shirt. KC&CO kiddies….

    • weaksauce

      Thank you. I am calmed by this humble act! kcco!

    • cardinaldave

      Bless you. Chive on friend.

    • Adam

      Ladies and gents, raise a glass for Josh! A true Chiver!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Thanks, but the other greedy bastards behind you grabbed them all up. Again, I did not get one. 😦

  • Emanon

    Whoo! After failures getting an Irish KCCO, this went so smooth! BFM is mine!

    • Emanon

      My order confirmation says that I'm just paying shipping. I imagine this will change, and I don't mind – so long as I get my BFM.

    • Me.

      I hope the people who bought the Cornhole game understand it's only 2 feet long and 1 foot wide… Either way a chive cornhole set is pretty badass.

      • Me.

        ^^Imposter

  • Turd

    They are all $0.00, free I guess.

    • Swanick

      Just shipping!

    • Ouboet

      Just purchased 2 and only got charged for shipping o0

    • Felcus

      Free is nice. I smell a recall… And it stinks…

    • nuccabay

      having that same issue, does that mean theyre sold out?

    • weaksauce

      I just hope they don't say we got ours at 0.00 because of a glitch and have to try again next time. I'll be quite un-calmed by that.

      • Jayyy

        Nope, got the conformation e-mail for $4.95 🙂 Kcco

      • weaksauce

        Called it. Damn it 😦

    • Jan-Philip

      It have a confirmation number for 1x BFM Men's Black Medium for $0.00… It's better be good or I'll be VERY disappointed. They can contact me by phone number if they want to charge me $24.00 I've waited, I was prepared and I was there… I would like my t-shirt now, please and thank you! 😀

    • Stacey

      Just got email confirmation for $9.15 for shipping to Australia… something feels wrong.

    • lise

      Got a conformation e-mail for just the shipping cost….I hope they don't just give us the shipping back and not our shirts! I'll be VERY upset because I was waiting and happen to FINALLY get one after waiting so long!

  • None

    Apparently they are free!

  • bam bam

    Free??

  • docbrown88mph

    Sigh. More problems with this shirt release. And you guys are still using shopify?

    • 4everDistracted

      Apparently Shopify prefers reddit…

  • K-VON

    Im just too slow for these

    • lonin

      No, the Chive just sucks at stocking their shit.

  • army archer

    i finally got one. thanks to the chivers who didn't get a dozen. made my day

  • Chris`

    Wow more of the same.

  • _Funsizedasian_

    It's not letting me buy one :[

  • http://twitter.com/putzeh @putzeh

    Free-dom!!!

    Fix this please.

  • digitalpimp

    free!! suhweet!

  • Fletch

    I like free stuff.

  • Jon

    Finally got one. Price said $0.00 FYI. Doesn't matter though

  • rphilman1

    No cost? Are you this amazing??! 🙂

  • Shred the Pow

    Sweet free shirt

  • Joe

    is it really possible they sold out of all BFM shirts by 9:01?

    • ahhhhh

      it told me it was sold out at 9:00:30

    • jjj

      you were too quick. Its was 9:12ish when you could actually buy one

      • Really?

        i've been trying since 8:59 to 9:14, it's virtually impossible and ridiculous in terms of demand vs supply. Basically shirts have become a big "fuck you"

        • docbrown88mph

          I completely concur. I have been sitting here, with chivery open, constantly refreshing the page since 8:50. I tried feverishly to get a shirt from 9:00-9:15. At 20 seconds past the hour, I was told that an XL in every design was sold out, and that message never changed. The shirts have become a "fuck you". Do you think they give a shit though? Hell no. They know they have a license to print money selling these things. They couldn't care less about how crappy their sales platform is, and how it constantly shafts people.

          • Really?

            The funny thing is the amount of people who got them for $0.00, people willing to pay got none yet they're giving a bunch out for free cause of a glitch. The Chive underprints shirts and their ecommerce host is an amazing failure.

            • docbrown88mph

              And every fucking time, they act like its a one time deal. "Oh, we're sorry, we didn't realize that sending thousands and thousands of people to a (shitty) e commerce platform at the exact same time would cause any problems…..like it has every single time we have done this. Sorry chivers!"

              • Backseat Chiver

                send a commetn at resignationmedia.com

                I did. My wife is a wordpress devloper and thinks shopify is a 2nd rate POS.

              • Really?

                The fact that they say "Best of Luck" when attempting to purchase an item they're selling is hilarious. "We know we under-ordered but hahahahahahaha".

                If every Chiver had a shirt = advertising = more Chivers = selling more shirts = making more money.

                Few Chivers having shirts = less advertising & disgruntled people = less chivers = same people fighting for shirts = less money.

                You'd think Happy Chivers + Money is a better option than Disgruntled Chivers and less money. You'd think.

                • that_ALBANIAN_guy

                  It is possible this is why they are hiring a marketing manager. I'm very sure they are smart enough to realize shopify is not meeting their customers demands. Thus the need for a dedicated marketing person who can at least search for and/or build a better e-commerce back-end.
                  But most likely, they really have limited numbers AND shopify sucks. This coalition of a massive fuck-you can correlate to 99% of people not keeping calm and chiving off.

                  My 2 bits.

                  I also got a $0.00 shirt and for some reason, I have a feeling their Guarantee will not pan out.

                  In either case, KCCO. I really wanted a St. Patty's Day shirt, but the world keep moving on.

                  In the end, if you get in one little fight and your mom got scared,
                  She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'

              • docbrown88mph

                And now, the plot thickens. So many people just got shafted. This, however, has allowed me to get a shirt. Someone, somewhere ordered a large gray/orange BFM shirt that is now mine. Sorry bro.

                • RY!

                  U BASTARD!
                  …very unchive like…for that i am sorry

      • Stacey

        I put in my order at 9.06 and just got the confirmation… here's hoping it worked properly!

      • Joe

        wouldn't even let me order when they were free. I get it if I wasn't here in time, but complete website asshattery does not qualify as a shame on me. I would like to think Chive digs it's fans enough to make some kind of changes for the next round.

        • Joe

          Just purchased! Try now!

    • Andrew

      go try buying it agian right now

  • mikecane

    FREE?! It must be good!

  • Josh

    Free??? Fine with me!

  • B.Dick

    What the fuck is happening

  • KeepinCalm

    $129.00 I'm not worthy…but so freakin' cool!

    • Stacey

      Where did $129 come from??

      • tommytwotime

        the cornhole set

    • rphilman1

      Agreed… the craftsmanship is amazing! I wish I could pull the trigger on it.

    • Cog

      I had a set in the cart, ready to be paid for…. then the UPS shipping and handling to Canada for $159 showed up. Needless to say I wasn't willing to pay more for shipping than I was for the actual item.

  • Lindsey

    FOR FREEEEEEE?! chiveon

  • Jeremy

    Finally the KCCO shirt collection is complete!!!

  • Anna

    I accidentally ordered a mens small, but im not an asshole who's gonna put it on ebay for 100$. someone want it?

    • Mikey G

      Yes!! Please! I'll pay you the retail price plus shipping

      • Anna

        okay, message me on facebook. Anna Gerbozy

        • Martin McFly

          you are awesome Anna. Chive On!

    • cardinaldave

      I don't need it, but I like that you aren't doing that. Those people are dicks. KCCO Anna

    • Jman

      cheers to anna

  • theblenny

    God bless you chive. email confirm. What a good day!!!!!!

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