who can get the most chivers in their hometown in one place for a picture

drinking contest….plain and simple….at the chive offices of course.

Best photo bomb with a KCCO shirt on??

The contest would have to be won by the person able to find the most manly, strange-fetish loving and plastic surgery riddled mail order bride on the market.

Amount of times someone can watch this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCPkNHh5mI0
Because in the end we all win for watching this video and becoming a better person.

Russian-themed Chive t-shirt design contest

whoever can gather the most chivers in one picture.

Mail order bride to the Chiver who organizes the most diverse group photo of underboob, sideboob, flbp, Monday gap, burn your bra, ginger, etc. Chivettes in one photo.

Who can get the most girls in their bras and panties in one picture.

The prize is a mail order bride? Magic: The Gathering Tournament – because the winner will certainly need the prize the most.

I wouldn't mind a contest where the prize winner (hopefully me) gets flown out to Chive Headquarters for the weekend & gets to be the photographer at a chivette photo shoot. Then seeing the sites with some chivettes. Hit a party or 3 with the Chive crew & more chivettes. And finally, get one of everything that the Chivery offers (it took me 6 months to get that friggin' Bill Murray shirt).

A radio station 'The Rock' did this in New Zealand and it caused controversy in NZ and protests in the Ukraine. They gave away a 'trip' to the Ukraine with flights, accomodation, spending money all included. Plus you got set up with a Ukraninan beauty for 3 dates with a translator. The guy and girl fell in love and he flew her back to NZ and they're living happily ever after. http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/4636056/Win-a-wif…

i think the chive should just make and sell bikinis so we all win!

Mail order bride to the person who can think up the most inventive and constructive idea for thechive website. It would help the chive, would be wildly entertaining to see the ideas, and the winner gets a woman. Win/win/win.

whoever can make a fast, stable chive app

in one picture a man must have his biggest gun, a fast car, a bottle of his favorite beer and something that has to do with the chive. the best picture wins. boom.

NONE OF THE ABOVE.

Mail order bride goes to the first person to get a picture with BFM himself WEARING BFM. Plain and simple.

If it's for a mail order bride, it should have to be for the best forever alone essay of your life or best forever alone self picture or both.

The answer is obvious… least fuckable guy contest (least likely to be laid). At least then you know the bride is going to a worthy cause.

If you want to have a good contest it should be based around creating a new gallery theme and supplying a gallery full of photo's for that theme.
For instance I would submit 'a day in the life of a chiver' gallery. *(16 photo's)
One of me waking up to my bill murray poster on my wall
next me scrolling the DMA in my underwear (if I was a chick)
getting dressed into my KCCO shirt
taking a stroll in front of a sign full of wtf
taking a picture of me in front of a puked in toilet at work for 'i hate my job'
etc
etc
Culminating with a pic for 'soooo…you got wasted'

Person who comes up with the best gallery gets it posted + whatever prize you deem fit.
You can run it like that or make a new gallery theme up and ask for the best set of gallery photo's to kick it off.
not only does it provide a contest you can run the theme weekly with a large bank of photos from all the contestants that send in their pics.

KCCO!
T.O, ON

WOAH WOAH now! Let me just drop the good one on you all. I think we should have a craziest photo contest. Now I'm not saying go out and kick a cop in his gentlemen's area with a KCCO shirt on and snap a pic "Although that would be awesome to see, it probably wouldn't be to awesome for you". Simple rules, person to take a crazy awesome or creative picture with a shirt, a sign, or something that has TheChive on it wins! The prize should be determined later but Big risk = Big prize, thats all I'm saying. So this way The Chive gets some awesome pictures and promotion while having a awesome contest as well. As always Chive On!

So long as the prize is a velociraptor puppy the competition is irrelevant. Something like who can eat all the bacon and eggs. Don't misunderstand me, not a lot of bacon and eggs. All the bacon and eggs you have.

a contest to see who can get the most woman to post for a hump day shot while each branded with KCCO on there upper left thigh. also each chick has to have legs spread at least 2 inches. and at each end of the massive line up there has to be a chick with a wet shirt on and no bra.

Run a marathon for charity. The ones where you collect donations. Chiver, or Chivette even, who collects the most money after finishing the run wins. Chive matches the amount collected and that's the limit to pay for the M.O.B. Everyone wins. Charities make money. Knowing there's a limit inspires people to collect more. People get in shape (More fit Chivettes and/or Guys for theBERRY). Help out a good cause. Chive contributes to that by motivating people to help out. Participants who don't win the M.O.B get some sort of Chive merch gift as thank you. Special prizes for 2nd and 3rd place, perhaps. Tee shirts for everyone else.

Even if the M.O.B contest doesn't happen, got to admit, it'd work for any other themed contest.

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