Daily Afternoon Randomness (54 Photos)

  • maybe


    • Uppity Snatch

      just when you think it can't get any worse…

    • hark1985


    • Seth_Michaels

      I don'tknow…I thought it was clever.

  • Anonymous

    #6 Oh my….

    • njvw

      It's like last weeks episode of parks and recreation, but animal edition!

    • Corey

      I see what you did there…

  • devon

    #54, #53

    anonymous Canadian Chivette, REVEAL THINE SELF!

    • that guy

      dat ass dayyyyum

      • Dick Salad

        Nobody else notice the NES in #52?

        • Wonderful McAwesome

          Know how i know your gay…

    • hark1985

      Mother of freaking GOD!!!!

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Score another one for Canada!

    • http://twitter.com/economistnick @economistnick

      Oh Canada!

    • Heres_Johnny30

      We stopped using thine five hundred years ago Merlin.

      • scott

        Also, it should be 'thy'.

    • urDad

      Keep calm and whore on.

      • I heart chivettes

        I renounce my us citizenship and pledge allegiance to this canadian chivette's banging body #52 #53 #54

        • BostonChiver34


    • Scott

      AND MOAR!!!!

    • This Is Me

      Beauty, eh? another vote for MOAR.

    • ConstableDubs

      Come on now, "thine" is the possessive case of "thou". As stated above, the correct Middle English to be used here is "thy".

    • robbie_R

      At least tell us what part of Canada! (Already liver here)

      • Falthor

        i thoguht she said Alberta last week?

    • Shawn

      Agreed…… Moar!!!!!!!!

      • Kec

        2nd worse quality pics ever.

  • skineepuppy

    #21 me likey allot


      Yeah, I cried a little.

      • KCCO

        I cried out of the end of my johnson….

    • MattKL

      I want to work there.

    • Heres_Johnny30

      If I worked there I wouldn't get a whole hell of a lot done either.

    • Jason

      That pic looks like it was taken in a stall. Wonder who took it?

      • Rick_

        My thoughts exactly. I guess I'll start asking my female coworkers if they need a photographer in the bathroom.

      • J0R

        Many smart phones have self shoot timers now a days. there are apps for the iphone that do that too. With that being said.


        I just hope one to come across a pic by someone I know from school or work, lol

    • i`llpay

      Which strip club do you work at ?

    • ttyl hef

      She seems like she has a nice personality

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Well worth repeating:
      "Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round!"

    • Tomas

      I was bored at work… until I came across THIS photo. 😀

    • Tomas

      This needs to be in Hi-Res!!! B)

    • J0R

      Damn, and it looks like she waxes too. Yummy.

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      Bug report #714456
      ++a lot
      importance: none -> critical

  • etcrr

    #47 KCCO! and be glad you weren't in it

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Hope you and my fellow brother firefighters are both ok.

      • Brian

        Yea and they did a great job to keep it from spreading and limiting the damage

    • goodriddance

      I wish etcrr was in it.

      • etcrr fucks sheep

        or at least his computer so we would not have to read his dumb ass comments for awhile…

    • http://computerjunkiesonline.com Brendan

      I am somewhat a Neigbor – Davison, saw it on the news.. Glad you got out.

    • imayadatty

      Go Wixom!!!!!

    • cliqueded

      KCCO fellow Gd Blanc-er. Hope you had renters ins!

  • JoeyJoJoJr.Shabadoo

    #21 Sweet Jebus……

    • PDiddily420

      "That's the worst name I ever heard."

      Also, is that a spider man thong? If so, that's awesome!!

    • Simon

      Sweet Jesass

  • bobthebuilder


  • etcrr

    #53 #54 I do enjoy it and Thanks for sharing

    • etcrr 126p

      I used to have 10 snakes and lots of candy but now i have nothing in my life except theChive. 😦

    • Rick Derris

      Will you ever shut the hell up????

    • etcrr

      Never go full retard, like etcrr has found , you can't come back after you do.

  • jamison


    What say you, good sir?

    • JOHN

      Thought she was a sorority mother. She looks 45

      • Whoopi_G

        I thought the same thing.

      • She's hot

        Shoot, I'll take her then…

      • TheCureForHope

        Oh god… yea, I REALLY didn't want to be a dick about this…. but you shouldn't be going to a sorority anything when you're in your 40's. Don't get me wrong I think she looks like a total milf. If my girlfriend looks that hot when she's 46 I'll be stoked!

        (Pretty sure I won't get any thumbs down for this, right?)

      • Mrs_Conejo

        it's the hair that ages her…

      • F.S.M.

        Yeah you look old as hell…. WTF. Grab your AARP magazine and GTFO of college. You would be the hottest 40 something ever; sorority girl… no.

    • Chet_Manly


    • Jason

      If he says no, I would join you.

      • desperado


    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      Yes…I say YES

    • Red

      If he says no, he's gay.

    • anywho

      its just how the flash hit her makeup that makes her look older. i know a girl that looks 50 when she has her picture taken, but she's 31 and looks 22 in person. Leave her alone toolbags. But seriously, you look like that and are claiming that you're not getting attention? Smells like a a scam to get posted in the DAR to me.

    • john

      she should've participated in HUMP day while asking… then he should've said yes

    • mikey

      I don't think she has time to go to a formal…she needs to learn how to use FONTS on a computer; I am sure her penmanship is as good as her 4 year old

    • c-man

      its funny cuase my name is clay

    • SoCalMic

      Say "yes" or we will freakin' kill you!

    • NicthedicK

      Fuck Sorority (sorry even if you are hot) / frat boy (the other half of this lame orange) douches _ too many ()()()…*(*(.._throw table…?.._)(..try to make a joke …ha ha

    • Clay

      I would love to go with you!!! The voices say it's OK!

    • moogle

      I think she found a font worse than comic sans

    • Truth

      If she's in her early 20's, she's been cursed with some wicked nasolabial folds.

    • Dan Rizzle

      To hell with Clay, I'll go!

    • Gallus

      First off, it's just the lighting that makes her look older. But, if she were older, so what?! Lots of older folks are going back to school. If they want the full school experience, including sorority membership, more power to them. Live and let live, you guys.

    • skisteezy

      if she's a sorority girl = win. if she's a cougar = win

  • Ouch

    Good enough

    • DCMOFO

      Abort fap. The user name is Thesweedishshemale

      • HUH?

        so if that really is a dildo, she/he uses it where? blurf, sorry, just puked in my mouth a little.

      • tralfaz

        fap aborted

    • JOHN

      Tranny. No joke

    • DexLargo

      Notice the username, theswedishshemale?

    • notfair

      So what if she is a tranny ? You all fap off to Ellen.

  • http://twitter.com/economistnick @economistnick

    #34 #42 #52 #54 All gorgeous! Please More.

    • fromallchivers

      More of these hoes !

    • Morgan Freeman

      all beautiful.. but it depresses me, knowing ill never be with women like these..

    • Lokito

      May I add #3 #15 #21?…these ladies are all gorgeous

  • DrLeppiwinks

    #19 need the after pic… no way he made it

    • hark1985

      Yeah that is what I want to see. bet that hurt fo sho

  • hark1985

    #2 Had me LOL for days

    • etcrr 126p

      Ok here`s the truth, thats ME !

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Gotta love a little cream covered goodness

  • Mikey G

    I ordered 2 BFM shirts yesterday at the $0 price, then I ordered 2 more at regular price thinking they were going to cancel my order. I have the link to my 2 BFM shirts if anyone wants them. I just received the e-mail from the chive. Thought I'd let someone who didn't get to order them buy em since I got mine either way. Link expires tomorrow morning

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Send me the link ,Mikey.

    • l-train

      yes please

    • Mikey G

      email me – private_g10@yahoo.com

      • l-train

        sent. cheers in advance MIkey G. kcco.

        • Mikey G

          I'm on the lookout for it but I haven't received anything yet

          • l-train

            have re-sent. any luck?

            • Mikey G

              Have you received my reply?

              • l-train

                you legend!

    • theKid

      chive-like move Mikey G. i applaud that.

  • Not Your Mom

    #21 How on Earth did you take that picture?

    • hark1985

      We need to thank whoever helped her

    • Kasey

      Camera timer or lucky friend are the best bets.

    • HatBomb

      Like a boss.

      • El_Hefe

        her boss?

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Finally a Chivette who figured out that the self timer on her camera would be better than holding it awkwardly into a mirror. Nicely done…and also NICE!!!!!

    • its_forge

      phone camera has a timer, balanced it on the toilet paper dispenser, beep beep beep click

    • hepaidincash

      The janitor who shagged her.

      • JHL1

        I want to see that movie.

  • Zeeebra

    #3, #21 woah woah and woah. bore me at your work 😉

    • Eel

      I think it'd be more fun to bore her at her work amarite?

  • Bob


    God bless the girl and the person who made the gif.

    • Tomas

      Mesmerizing, ain't it? xD

    • Bro

      and lets just say later in the video that this was made from she removes those.

  • hark1985

    #4 can't wait to get home!

    • hark1985

      And have a tv dinner while i jack off.

    • 2pumpdump

      It's my birthday as well, guess I can at least have a steak.

    • tralfaz

      If the wife goes for this I say next week we start promoting Bacon & Anal day.

      • rando

        literally almost just pissed myself laughing at that comment hahahahaha

    • jdubs21

      It was pretty awesome, thank Chivette

    • thatguy

      Son of a b*tch! I didn't know this was a thing! And we even had steak last night! I was SO CLOSE!

  • _______

    repost repost repost

    • ---------

      all you douches thumbing this down aren't paying attention.

  • Hank442

    #34 Good googally-moogally!!

    • RealZoo

      She needs to submit to Hump Day.

      • Jason

        You spelled FLBP wrong

      • Gear

        She needs to submit EVERYDAY!

    • sneakypete


    • oughtnot

      Really don't get the hip piercings ….

      • Michael G

        I do, hot!

    • thatisall

      Slut. Fap fap fap fap.

    • True_Story

      WoW!! MOAR!!!

    • anywho

      i would destroy this

    • kozuh1jm

      barely noticed that she had some sexy specs on lol

    • shubs

      DEAR LORD!!!

    • Arjay

      Sweet Jesus and every deity I can think of!!!

    • ckret

      Wow, just holy…. wow…

  • GoForth


    Let me guess: 2 bounces of the concrete and a bloody splash is in the follow up shot.

    • 2pumpdump

      Would of been an epic .gif

      • Kec

        Photoshop……no shadow from boy.

    • Arjay

      I'm thinking an epic smack into the concrete and a skid into the pool


    Forever and ever alone!

    • HUH?

      "5 signs your cat is gay"??? #-1 you caught him wearing that sweater

  • bones

    #21 oh god!

  • Csquaredapparel

    #15 #21 #25 PLEASE MORE!

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