Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

    #21 quickest way to look and feel awesome.

    • Red1

      No. all you have to do wash your hair you greasy schmuck.

    • Amadeusrex

      I was going to say the quickest way to make other look good.

    • MylesofStyles

      It's a well known fact that the amount of unattractive women increased by 84% during prohibition.

  • mid13

    #13 and there's a reason why most gymnasts are skinny..

    • JOHN

      Where the hell is the collegiate gymnast post on hump day? No ass can compare

      • JOHN

        Just to be clear: Female gymnasts

        • Kodos

          you sure 'bout that?

    • Kodos

      Hitting the END of the springboard helps, too.

  • Juice

    #16 teach me how to dougie

    • yessir

      Dylan is happy.

    • InfamousZoo

      My thoughts exactly!

  • caleb

    #5 Sweet hell on earth, I want to be on you both.

    • aaron

      couldn't agree more!

    • qwert

      …and i cant even get a mug with my dave n busters' tickets

    • Bollyver

      Is there a chucky cheese for adults that I don't know about?

    • allhoes

      These sluts must be chivettes.

    • CaNaDaaa

      Always says no to 50/50…… I will take 80 – 50/50 tickets please!!!

  • Problem?

    Thirst!!!!! …..For Hump Day 😉

  • thelogic

    #9 – where do they have that????

  • MattKL

    #13 Nailed it.

  • passwordistaco

    How many tickets do I need to cash out #5?

  • Still_Counts

    #18, enough said

    • pinkyalwaysup

      might i inquire the origin of that particular gif?

      • steve

        i don't know how anyone scrolled past this one

        • JMick

          Umm, did you see how dirty her shoes are?

      • fed

        i think it's the video of "call on me" by Eric Prydz. catchy song too, at least for us Europeans

        • fap

          nope. its a porn from bangbros. dont ask how i know that.

          • @bdaley84

            Your username says it all. Regardless, thank you!

          • ThatGuy

            My uh… Friend, yeah friend, wants to know what the name of this film might be.

            • Henry

              It's called "Pornstar Workout"

    • Pervert

      I've seen that porno

    • Andyyyyyyy

      pornstar workout

    • whyme1973

      It moved.

    • freddy boy

      Pelvic tourettes. Not bad, all in all.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      I support this kind of exercise

      • Nacho

        Sunny Lane is yummy.

    • that guy

      this is from a porn movie called "what to do with all those big wet asses" or someting like that search it on pornhub

      sunny lanes ass is to die for

  • http://twitter.com/Meriik @Meriik

    #3 Amen.

    • Wark

      Yeah, man. We should totally maybe do something about it, or not.

      • Vires

        Fight apathy! Or don't.

    • whit

      If all the youth (18-30) of the adults in this world stood together they would have to listen. It will be our world one day, what we want should matter.

      • 0331

        YEAH! Like Shit and Stuff!

    • Amadeusrex

      Ah yes … the typical protester attitude. "I'm upset about something, I just don't know what."

      • Ted

        I think its like…ironic or something man.

    • Holmespump

      Down with this sort of thing.

  • Fall

    Wtf to #17? And ftw to #18!!!!

  • etcrr

    #18 Now that's an exercise I can get behind

    • etcrr 126p

      in my walking frame

      • etcrr

        But its of no use coz am impotent.

        • the real etcrr

          I am a lonely old man who has a young pizza delivery boy tied up in the back room…

          • Gallus


            • etcrr 126p

              I am a sad lonely old man who likes to fuck young boys… I went to China once so that I could have sex with a 13 year old boy..

              • etcrr

                My comment got 80+ likes ,now am gonna fap violently and dance around naked to celebrate.

    • The Pict

      More like that is a behind I'd like to exercise.

  • Emir

    #18 <3<3<3

  • caleb

    #13 lol, Just a bit outside….

    • Doofus

      Low and outside for ball one, Opps wrong sport

    • Intellect1618

      Gravity hates the fatties.

  • pAULY S.on


  • etcrr

    #5 Now Kiss

    • Ben

      Now delete your comment again.

    • etcrr 126p

      me in my dreams

    • Francois

      dude they're just going to keep ripping you apart. I recommend anonymity.

    • etcrr is a fag

      WOW posting a played out internet meme for a picture you are original as hell dude, can I be you? fucking faggot.

    • etcrr126p

      You people are so mean. Stop picking on a lonely ,retarded ,desperate ,horny 60 yr old man. I just come here to fap.

      • Rick Derris

        God just the thought of a 60 year old man fapping……. ughhh I bet his balls hit the floor and they are old…..

  • Mikey

    #25, Bill Murray is to the Chive, what Chuck Norris is to humanity as a whole.

    • g3nXsLack3r

      But who is this Chuck Noris?

    • dashete

      Chuck Norris is an amusing hyperbole, whereas Bill Murray really is one of the funniest men alive.

      • Tom

        Was amusing, now trite. Scratch that, infuriating.

      • Tom

        Agreed on Mr. Murray though…

    • moogle

      Who gives a shit about Chuck Norris; Liam Neeson is the one you don't want to fuck with.

      • Devin_Medrano

        Chuck Norris has a black belt in Karate AND Brazilian Jiu-jitsu, and is a multiple time full contact karate world champion. His facts might be ran dry by people quoting them too much, but I don't think Liam Neeson could beat him in a one on one fight.

        • Bluto

          Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris. Someone kill this lame meme. Please.

  • http://twitter.com/Cyberfunker @Cyberfunker

    #16 Sarah looks mad

    • Ben

      Sweet jesus that joke died along with the dodo, give it a rest already

  • passwordistaco

    Hey sweet tits #24!

    • Squeak_Scolari

      Damn you, I was furiously scrolling through the comments thinking my hilarous and original "Hey sugar tits" would be just the ticket, but alas, you've beaten me to it. Well played sir.

      • passwordistaco

        I actually typed "sugar tits" first, then figured I'd be completely original (lol this comment sucks!)

        BTW loved you as Choda Boy!

    • Mmm_Ciao

      I love Nick Offerman. I wish I knew him in real life.

    • this guy

      i wanna fuck megan up the ass. just me or what?


    #18 how the hell am I supposed to work now ?

    • Ben

      You need to get behind it.

    • MattKL

      Sitting down?

    • Spencer

      I have to take a test in 30 mins in Immunohematology and this is all I can think about.

  • Red1

    This DMA is week sauce. did anybody see anything worth writing home about??

    • Ben

      Yes, there is no sighting of Paula yet.

    • Wark

      Yeah. My penis.

    • etcrr 126p


  • Ben

    What is hump day?

    • Red1

      Wednesday. think of the week as a hill you must climb in order to have freedom again.

    • Ander


      • Ben

        I'm serious, what does hump day mean?

    • Moo

      I'll take weekdays on theChive for 500, Alex…

    • Holy Shit WTF

      It's the day your Mom invites me over for Coffee.

  • Ben

    What is hump day?

    • Bluto

      It is the day that municipalities repair traffic control regulation devices in residential areas.

  • Everything

    #18 I have the most perfectly normal boner right now.

  • potzorbie

    #4 I don't get it. Gushers? Big deal.

    • DemBone

      It's because that is all of them in the pack, and they are all stuck together.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        again…big deal.

        • DemBone

          You must say that about a lot of what chive post, only because some of what they post are random like this where some people get it, and some don't.

    • If you said so...

      Man, you guys… Gushers were the greatest. My mouth started watering the instant I saw the picture :/

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