Headlines don’t always work out the way they were intended (30 Photos)

  • passwordistaco

    #1 Merica! Fuck Yeah!

    • dashete

      Replace 'nds' with 'cks' and you got yourself a boss headline.

      • MattKL

        Also truthful.

    • HOEHOE


      • Pedro

        New crazy guy on the block. Don't give him your change.

        • Rick Derris

          he is still better than that stuf idiot…..

    • The J

      Think there is enough ridiculousness in this one from both sides of the pond, you can say both Merica fuck yeah and Yerup Duh Yeah without stopping.

    • passwordistaco

      I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.

    • Craigery

      Yeah, I'm sure that ONLY happens in one country.

  • Still_Counts

    #2 They should have a sign there that says "Caution: Slippery when wet"

  • etcrr

    #3 is hysterical

    • etcrr is a fag

      you have been pretty busy deleting your comments I see……. when will you realize that you are an idiot?

  • etcrr

    #17 what did they expect to find in a gun shop, flowers?

    • etcrr 126p

      go fuck yourself dude…..

      • Guest

        I manage a gun store that used to be a gun shop before we moved in.

  • lop


  • MattKL

    #12 Looks like it's going to be a long, hard winter.

    Also, well-played with the pic numbering, Chive.

  • Rory

    Too many of those were from australia…

  • steve

    #28 in their defense Mississippi really doesn't need the 2nd "ssi".

    however, in defense of my 1st defense it now looks like an unmarried daughter of mr. Ippi

    • black27696

      If you don't pronounce the second ssi you're doing it wrong.

  • dashete

    #23 Let's hope they weed out the problem

    • MattKL

      I dunno, they could be a bunch of dopes.

      • Francois

        C'mon they're professionals, lets wait till the smoke settles before we stir the pot.

        • Doda

          Impressive, you guys really took the pun to a new high

          • black27696

            People didn't get yours.

    • steve

      something something mary jane

  • steve

    you sir are not smart and are seeking attention

    • HOEHOE


      • Dormin

        Reminds me of some serial killer…

      • Rick Derris

        you type loud……

        • black27696

          Everyone just stop voting up or down. If he never has any replies or votes he'll go away.

          • Rick Derris

            but he is so entertaining….. much better than that stuf dude….

  • Safety Salamander

    #19 is actually probably wrong. From what I have seen here in Christchurch, earthquake induced differential settlement of the buildings probably causes the most damage.

    • Francois

      Thumbs up for nerdery

    • Frank

      Buildings nowadays are designed to structurally handle all that "shaking" caused by earthquakes. This obviously doesn't apply to much older buildings however. Meanwhile, poor foundation design and construction continues to be a horrible problem. (at least in my home state) So, your statement makes perfect sense.

  • spicticus

    I wonder how many of these were worded like that on purpose?

    • black27696

      All of them that weren't incorrect or clearly a school newspaper (skrillex? come on).

  • Dave

    #25 made me laugh.

  • PianoFingers

    #27 is definitely NOT on purpose

    • Suits_me

      alive before death?, surely this can't be possible. 🙂

  • tralfaz

    Someone stopped his medication again.

  • LucretiusCarus

    #14 Always gotta make sure to wash off your beets. Best part about them–they make you shit red.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      They're like prison shower love that way

    • Yo Mamma

      Thats from the Onion Newspaper

  • Tony

    One of the funniest posts in a long time! Props to Bob

  • tsu

    #6 "I didn't see you at camouflage training today, soldier!"
    – "Thank you, Sir!"

  • kevin

    Thats just how you write a headline

    • black27696

      Yup, other than the obvious errors, the other headlines are exactly what they wanted them to be. Something to make you read the story.

  • Indiana Chive Fan

    I got a big woody when I read the headline…then I saw the photo. Needless to say, woody is gone.

    • Woody

      Nope, i'm still here

    • reaperMEDIC

      Doesn't matter, had sex.

  • Dante

    As a man familiar with this line of work, and having several friends in the business, most of these are NOT on accident.

    • topher

      As a man familiar with publishing, didn't you mean to say "an accident"? Thus sounding less like a 'tard…

  • WTF

    yeah….. and wot goods a time machine?

  • Lou

    #15 has to be a winner

    • Suits_me

      lol; my flabber has never been so gasted!

  • Darrell


  • bigD

    In other news: 11 year old stays home from school and plays on computer.

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