Headlines don’t always work out the way they were intended (30 Photos)

  • Rob

    Great post!!

  • Noegod

    #20 is not funny! The poor bastard had a heart attack and slammed his head against the keyboard and the publishers kept it that way to honor his death! Or maybe they’re just a bunch of morons, idk, I’m just guessing, ha ha!!!

  • Noegod

    Someone’s been reading Johnny the Homicidal Maniac! Ain’t that right Noodle Boy!?!

  • lorycowery

    I see what you did there…

    "…Dropped his groceries…" and "…the bass and beets were the dirtiest…"


    • SomeGuy023

      It's from a parody issue a college newspaper did. Not an actual story.

  • MichaelC

    Made my morning. This could be a regular

  • Michael

    #30 "What do you mean 'You already printed it'?

  • Jtrain

    22 – go NAU

  • Revolver

    Are you serious right now?!?

  • tommytwotime

    I can't even pick one!!! These are all effing hilarious!

  • Master_Rahl

    #7 Uh oh, shit's gonna get ugly

  • Master_Rahl

    #26 Let this be a lesson to you, never let an obstable stand in YOUR way

  • Master_Rahl

    #30 Just plain lazy. I would have written (write witty comment here) …. ah, I'll do it later.

  • box-o-pingus

    #9 Home, sweet home

  • ilya

    Why is Skrillex a bad fisherman ?

    Because he always drops the bass


  • Hoppo

    #27 is a deliberate joke, it’s from the British satire mag Private Eye. They regularly make fun of how Brit newspapers can’t seem to stop doing ever more desperate and flimsy stories about Diana, even though she died 15 years ago.

  • Craigery

    Seems to me that some of these worked out EXACTLY as they were intended. Some of the people who write headlines have a sense of humor.

  • Ted

    The Chive is a regular Jay Leno!

  • kingblc

    #22. Two Flagstaff pictures on the Chive today. Awesome!!

  • SadeShadz

    #10 I can see that happening though -_-
    #29 NO WAY! I had no clue! :O

  • http://twitter.com/jrbritanico @jrbritanico

    #8 lollll vancouver whaaaat uuup?!

  • Krusty

    "Man beats off bear to save friend" is still the best I've ever read!

  • Curt

    Always nice to see the Buffalo area on the Chive….. Or not.

    • Anonymous

      It was Niagara Falls on the Ontario side. Not too long ago. I live in St. Catharines, it was a big deal.

  • Alan

    Not to be a party-poop, but 25 and 30 look Photoshopped.

    "Dropped his groceries" – LMOA.

  • Ken

    #10 – same thing happened in Ottawa a few weeks ago… sad

  • Pezski

    When I worked as a journalist we'd see how many like #2, #3, #12 etc we could slip past the sub editors. It's a way to try and stay sane.

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