Receipts are like secret messages in a bottle (30 Photos)

  • echogeo

    A blow job is $60 and the wife #2 is only $3.99? Wait till the wife sees this!

    • KayMan

      and a little nookie #16 was only $7.50

    • F3n1x187

      Make that 60 pesos, dolars are at the bottom of the note $5.22

    • omare

      $60 in pesos, it equated to $5 US lol.

    • esotericchuck

      $60 is in pesos, so a little over $5. Easily hidden from the wife.

    • Hermes

      Since i live in Mexico, guess i'll be visiting that place 😀

      • MylesofStyles

        Before you go, you better see a doctor regarding those hermes.

    • Rick Derris

      you misspelled first….. just sayin..


      A blow job for $60…but look closer, server's name is "Paco".

    • Alan

      it says in the ticket that they charged $60 pesos in the category "BEB" or "Bebidas" or in english, Drinks, so in that place, in Cozumel, Quintana Roo, a blowjob must be a drink, I dont know who gets to drink, the server or the customer… I would not risk it.

      • AmBush_Steve

        It is a drink and not just in Cozumel.

        Shooter recipe for a Blow Job – A Bailey's Irish cream and amaretto liqueur shot topped with whipped cream.

  • Felcus

    You mean receipts as in BFM receipts? As in where's my email so I can get my shirt? =/

    • Jon Stewart

      shut up

  • Martin McFly

    #9 I have ordered from them before.. the Rawwwwwwwwr is a little toy dinosaur they send you with each purchase… pretty awesome actually.

    • ghx

      Laughed my ass off the first time I ordered from them.

  • AmBush_Steve

    #12 – …and 3 Royal Fucks were given that day.

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #27 if the Employee of the Month is slow….how bad could the rest of the staff be???

    • @bdaley84

      You'll notice it says "special employee of the month." "Special" as in "slow."

    • thatTXguy

      Pretty sure it's "tries" and not "trys".
      Janet isn't the only slow one there…

    • StellaBlue42

      I live like 10 miles from this Baskin Robbins..not ony is it ghetto but they really are that slow.

  • misschris

    #25 Well, someone has quite a night planned for themselves!

    • Ray

      Then they can have a salad.

      • Rick_

        I believe the salad will be during, and tossed.

  • thatsok2me

    A blow job is worth $60 don’t tell my GF this I’ll go broke

    • Lowrent75

      $5.22 USD. You are all good.

    • BostonChiver.

      You're in luck..that was pesos

  • AllanA

    #15 #28 WTF?!?

    #17 LOL

    • thedude325

      Good God man! Whatever you do, don't eat that mac & cheese!

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  • DereK 8 []

    It's a 1.38$ tip buddy
    Thats awesome you even get 90days to return or exchange your wife

    • riverdog

      it's a little easier when you're not plastered.
      i've squinted over many a tip …

  • niudgc

    Happy Steak and Blowjob Day Everyone!

  • Ken

    #2… return it! QUICK!!

  • joe chiver

    #5 $2,89 Mozzarella Sticks? I want to go to there.

  • Lowrent75

    #24 I think the best part about this is that it ended up being $5.22 USD> Scary.

    • n2hf1st

      blow job also refers to a layered shot made out of bailey's and kahlua…

    • D-Unit

      Maybe because it was a drink. Now you can get real blowjobs in Mexico. But they end up running you about $20-30 USD

  • Heres_Johnny30

    Where in the Hell is my Lunch Break Hump?!

  • BostonChiver.

    #15…is this next door to the Bunny Ranch?

  • T-Bone

    Todd Barry, and excellent comedian, has an excellent Receipt Museum on his website:

  • beasty

    #15 #25

    Why spend $700 when $20 will get you this?

    • beasty

      I know, Forever Alone…….

  • parshooter

    Yeah, the name Jesus at a Mexican restaurant it not too unusual

  • misslisa

    #15 and #24 – Who holds on to this stuff?! That's how you get caught, silly. :p

  • BuffaloJustSayin

    They're ALL AWESOME! Haha

  • saltygary


    Isn't that called Santorum?

    • Jon Stewart

      nope. thats what comes out of your mom's ass when i'm done pounding her.

      • saltygary

        You get the "Most Original Comment" of the day award, HooRayyyyy!!!!

  • Nathan

    #1 Can't tell if suicidal or Chinese…

  • jellyroll4264


    whoo, troy

    • Zipped

      I caught that too. I live less than 1/4 mile from there

  • matt

    #24 if you read the bottom it says "total US dollars $5.22". Sounds like an even better deal!

    • Chr1s

      I'm no so sure. The phrase, "You get what you pay for" keeps ringing in my head.

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