Receipts are like secret messages in a bottle (30 Photos)

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Bondage, Sadism, Dominance, and Masochism. Sometimes spelled BDSM: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM

#30 Only at Walmart, Juicy Farts!

I really hope #25 is a girl

#19 yayy Moncton! lol

#16… FIRST WATCH IS THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#15
I’m legitimately interested in their services.

#27 And whoever typed that must be slow as well…. it's "TRIES"…..

#21 Your cashier was gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

#27 whoever made that receipt is the slow one. Tries is not spelled with a Y dumbass

Holy shit $4 Guinness! #12

#25
Find Her?

#21–
That Kroger is 1.5 miles from my house…. and Gay is a really nice lady.

I will admit I laughed though…

#24 I heart Mexico

Kind of reaching here.

Number got ripped off and number 25 should’ve gone through the other check out!

#15

Anyone else notice that it says BSDM? Shouldn't it be BDSM? I feel like a perve for knowing this >.>

#24 damn thats cheap even for Quintana Roo, MX.

#19 i am sure Cat's Pee on a Gooseberry Bush which is an Australian white wine.

#18 First Watch is an awesome place to eat. Go Florida.

That receipt just isnt that funny to me. I mean, a Royal Fuck is a real drink. Crown, Peach Scnapps, and Cranberry juice. I used to live right down the street from that restaurant. Probably some of the best food in Uptown. (Uptown is an area in Dallas)

#15

It's BDSM, not BSDM…

Last!!!

#5 — Don't see what's wrong with this Sonic receipt. This is stuff they serve.

#2….seems like you paid too much!