• Swizz Mac

    Tiger likes white bitches

    • r@f

      TIger ain't a Master anymore. He should go back to screwing bitches.

      • Dalton

        And what the fuck have you done. He plays better golf than you. Fucks hotter bitches than you. keep hating you talentless assbag

        • r@f

          That s why I want him to go back to screwing bitches because he isn't winning right now. Where was the hate again? I Love Tiger! He's the man.

          And that's why you dont open your goddamn mouth first. and READ.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          Dalton, what the fuck have you done? other than masturbate to Tiger photos and copy and paste the same reply over and over? People are allowed to not like other people no matter how much money said person has or doesn't have. So call me a hater…fine…whatever…I'm a hater and Tiger's a bitch and you'd like to be inside him…

    • Dan

      who doesnt?

    • MylesofStyles

      Tiger likes making commercials using ideas and basketball players as washed up as he is.

  • Undershooter30

    Throw Michael Jordan in there and that's a dirty trio

  • dkassa

    got my bill fucking murray shirts ordered finally.. thanks chive!! KCCO

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  • Just sayin

    Would rather see the video of Tiger and Rachel Uchitel.

    • Verbal_Kint

      or just Rachel Uchitel…

  • LucretiusCarus

    Wow, it managed to be asinine, pointless and marginally racist all at once. That's pretty impressive.

    And no wonder Tiger doesn't play for shit these days; he apparently spends time making retarded video game commercials.

    • Andy

      And money. He makes money. What do you make?

      • LucretiusCarus

        Drugs to treat various human disease like cancer, IPF, blah blah. You're totally right, though, that's not nearly as awesome as money.

        • LucretiusCarus

          Wow–i got thumbed down for making therapeutics to treat humans? Damn, tough crowd. Try to do some good in the world and you get thumbed down–what justice!

          • Leddy420

            Eat shit you self-righteous douche bag.

            • LucretiusCarus

              Let me guess–you make cancer and I'm busting up your market. I'm sorry. Can we still be friends?

    • Dalton

      He plays better golf than you do. He fucks hotter bitches than you do. He makes more money than you do. Your life is pretty much a big piece of shit compared to his. haters like you keep people like this going. keep hating. KCCO

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        really who gives a fuck how much money he makes…he's a turd. A lot of people make more money than me…that doesn't mean they are better. Sounds more like you want to fuck him.

      • LucretiusCarus

        Man, that got someone bent out of shape. I didn't know you were such great friends with Tiger. Otherwise I would have toned down my offhand remarks about how he makes retarded commercials and doesn't play golf as well as he used to.

        And I don't recall up there saying anything about how well I do or don't play golf (extremely poorly), how hot the bitches I fuck are or aren't (probably just above average) or how much money I make (a paltry sum compared to Mr. Woods). I do know, however, that you've never once in your life disparaged someone who was ostensibly superior to you at that very thing which you disparaged. You're totally awesome! Congratulations!

    • Tim

      Marginally racist?

      WTF are you talking about?

    • mikejohnsonpa

      I'm glad to see that you are politically correct enough to find this video marginally racists, but not so much that you don't realize that the term retarded is also offensive. congrats.

      • LucretiusCarus

        I pic and choose my battles, man. Finding a better phraseology for a retarded commercial wasn't one of them yesterday.

  • etcrr (Stan Dupp)

    Hump Day grills need shaving around there, they're, their, shootz

  • john

    that was just lame

  • Mitch

    i would have rather been working than to have watched that…thx chive

  • De Nada

    "Goodbye fried rice, HELLO fried chicken!"

    • Afroleader

      For Shizzle!

  • lorycowery

    They couldn't get Jackie Chan to choreograph, huh?

  • Verbal_Kint

    I'm still waiting for Grand Theft Auto: Tiger Woods…

  • Adrian

    They probably would have been more equally matched for a free-throw competition. Actually, I take that back. They'd have to break both of Tiger's arms to make it a fair contest.

  • Bran

    Fake. Tiger would be trying to nail Shaq’s wife while Shaq was at the dojo playing games.

  • jake

    chive, you should give me a shirt for watching that crap!


    I think I lost a few brain cells watching that

  • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

    Is there a part in the game where you can throw your club down and whine like a bitch….just like Tiger?

    • Karl

      You mean a RICH BITCH.

      So many haters. He's made more in hie career than WHOLE families will make in their combined life time. I make a good income and I will say I don't think I will be making Tiger or Shaq money anytime soon

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        I could give a shit how rich he is…though I thought that was implied…he's still a little bitch.

      • BostonChiver.

        shut the fuck up about the money jackass.

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  • Buster Cherry

    Thanks Chive for sucking me in to watching an ad.

  • dallas

    Wow, I feel stupid just from watching that!

  • this guy says

    would have been better with Charles Barkley golf swing in it

  • RobWill

    "Tiger vs. Shaq- Duel of the Washed Up"

  • Da Sandman

    wtf did i just watch…?

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  • Bruce

    I feel dumber reading these comments. People who hate the rich (most likely blue collar workers. Cant say I blame you, but grow up you live in a capitalist country) and people obsessed with tigers money (most likely teenagers that only know of from Nike commercials and video games). It would be cool to see tiger come back and kick some little shit rory Mcilroy ass. It’s all about bubba watson anyways.

  • http://twitter.com/tonytouch24kt @tonytouch24kt

    I got sucked into watching the "My Heisman" commercials with Barry Sanders and Eddie George (for NCAA Football 13) that were in the recommendations after the "duel" video. Much more entertaining.

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